Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

God, when I was single I was terrified of approaching women.

Which kinda explains why I was single.

If only I had the ghost of Christman past come take me around to watch all the times I had a shot with an instant sexy woman but was scared to make a move.....

I'd get the ghost to give me the post to smack my former self and say "go talk to her, stupid.....everyone else in the place is sacred of her too...that is why she is alone and bored"

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Fixed it for you

Yeah.... good point.

Even if she is across town and in jail ckigbher fat is taking a big chance.

 

[Saltfountain]

I was more about basic politeness, but whatever motivation you need

 

[LittleSwitchy]

When I used to club, I was out with my mates and they’d brought along their friend (who’s a personal trainer), he smacks my arse while we’re playing pool and declares to anyone listening that “you have a great arse for a fat girl” . Fecking prick, I didn’t know what to say

You could have said

Yes it is great. Butt your little dick will never find out how good it really is.

 

[Trubbycat]

If only I had the ghost of Christman past come take me around to watch all the times I had a shot with an instant sexy woman but was scared to make a move.....

I'd get the ghost to give me the post to smack my former self and say "go talk to her, stupid.....everyone else in the place is sacred of her too...that is why she is alone and bored"

I was very shy, was a virgin until 21 and even then got laid once a year if I was lucky. The suffering and torment we put ourselves through is horrible.

 

[BrendaBear]

I was very shy, was a virgin until 21 and even then got laid once a year if I was lucky. The suffering and torment we put ourselves through is horrible.

It is better to get someone else to torment us, for sure.

 

[Trubbycat]

It is better to get someone else to torment us, for sure.

And there are SO many ways to torment others...

 

[Lindi37]

I suppose I’ve hijacked the thread AGAIN for long enough. Tats… I think @LittleSwitchy asked yesterday.

 

[SnowboardPeople]

When I used to club, I was out with my mates and they’d brought along their friend (who’s a personal trainer), he smacks my arse while we’re playing pool and declares to anyone listening that “you have a great arse for a fat girl” . Fecking prick, I didn’t know what to say

I’m sorry, I read this over and over and all I can think of is that you bent over the pool table getting your hiney smacked.

Am I being a jerk if I can’t really concentrate on the rest of this post??

 

[SnowboardPeople]

I suppose I’ve hijacked the thread AGAIN for long enough. Tats… I think @LittleSwitchy asked yesterday.

Thank you
Thank you too @LittleSwitchy

 

[BrendaBear]

And there are SO many ways to torment others...

Exactly - I am only interested in the ones they thank you for though... Or ask for more…

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I suppose I’ve hijacked the thread AGAIN for long enough. Tats… I think @LittleSwitchy asked yesterday.
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Yes. I asked about the tattoo on your leg. Didn’t realize you had more. Thanks for sharing. You have some good art on you.

 

[Trubbycat]

Exactly - I am only interested in the ones they thank you for though... Or ask for more…

 

[Saltfountain]

I suppose I’ve hijacked the thread AGAIN for long enough. Tats… I think @LittleSwitchy asked yesterday.

Well fuck Serves me right for cooking supper...

Maybe one day

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Well fuck Serves me right for cooking tea...

Maybe one day

See? There’s benefits to coffee.

 

[Saltfountain]

Tea = supper where I come from

 

[MedicalMuse]

I love this thread. Pictorial chaos. It gets no better.
For the record I’ve seen Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR and the hobbit. I still can’t be bothered to argue nuances.

 

[RuneBlade]

Tea = supper where I come from

And supper == lunch, right? haha.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I suppose I’ve hijacked the thread AGAIN for long enough. Tats… I think @LittleSwitchy asked yesterday.

I like the design on the top left. No idea if it means anything but it looks cool

I like the leg in the top right

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well fuck Serves me right for cooking tea...

Maybe one day

I thought tea was brewed not cooked

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I love this thread. Pictorial chaos. It gets no better.
For the record I’ve seen Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR and the hobbit. I still can’t be bothered to argue nuances.

The hobbits took the tricorder from Star Trek to Alderon so it would be blown up by the Death Star.

(Admit it... everyone of you would watch that movie)

 

[Lindi37]

Well fuck Serves me right for cooking tea...

Maybe one day

We have tea too! For those uncultured individuals it’s ‘dinner’

 

[Saltfountain]

Edited my post for the benefit of you foreign pedants...

 

[Lindi37]

I like the design on the top left. No idea if it means anything but it looks cool

I like the leg in the top right

The Māori one is a cultural tattoo symbolising my family and the rivers that ground me

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I love this thread. Pictorial chaos. It gets no better.
For the record I’ve seen Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR and the hobbit. I still can’t be bothered to argue nuances.

I’ve seen them all too. I enjoyed them but prefer to not get into an in-depth conversation about them.