Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

God, when I was single I was terrified of approaching women.

Which kinda explains why I was single.
If only I had the ghost of Christman past come take me around to watch all the times I had a shot with an instant sexy woman but was scared to make a move.....

I'd get the ghost to give me the post to smack my former self and say "go talk to her, stupid.....everyone else in the place is sacred of her too...that is why she is alone and bored"
 
When I used to club, I was out with my mates and they’d brought along their friend (who’s a personal trainer), he smacks my arse while we’re playing pool and declares to anyone listening that “you have a great arse for a fat girl” 😳🤣. Fecking prick, I didn’t know what to say
You could have said

Yes it is great. Butt your little dick will never find out how good it really is.
 
If only I had the ghost of Christman past come take me around to watch all the times I had a shot with an instant sexy woman but was scared to make a move.....

I'd get the ghost to give me the post to smack my former self and say "go talk to her, stupid.....everyone else in the place is sacred of her too...that is why she is alone and bored"
I was very shy, was a virgin until 21 and even then got laid once a year if I was lucky. The suffering and torment we put ourselves through is horrible.
 
I was very shy, was a virgin until 21 and even then got laid once a year if I was lucky. The suffering and torment we put ourselves through is horrible.
It is better to get someone else to torment us, for sure. 😊😊😊😊
 
When I used to club, I was out with my mates and they’d brought along their friend (who’s a personal trainer), he smacks my arse while we’re playing pool and declares to anyone listening that “you have a great arse for a fat girl” 😳🤣. Fecking prick, I didn’t know what to say

I’m sorry, I read this over and over and all I can think of is that you bent over the pool table getting your hiney smacked.

Am I being a jerk if I can’t really concentrate on the rest of this post?? 🙃
 
I love this thread. Pictorial chaos. It gets no better.
For the record I’ve seen Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR and the hobbit. I still can’t be bothered to argue nuances. 💋
The hobbits took the tricorder from Star Trek to Alderon so it would be blown up by the Death Star.

(Admit it... everyone of you would watch that movie)
 
I love this thread. Pictorial chaos. It gets no better.
For the record I’ve seen Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR and the hobbit. I still can’t be bothered to argue nuances. 💋
I’ve seen them all too. I enjoyed them but prefer to not get into an in-depth conversation about them.
 
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