Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Lindi37]

Lindi
I’ll hug you. Hell I might just sneak in a little ass grabbing. Lol

Yay! i love hugs!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Oh, I like it! Beautiful.

Thank you!!!

 

[Lindi37]

Jesus, don't anger the LOTR nerds! They makebus Star Wars nerds look like functioning human beings.

And definitely don't call it overrated...

*takes cover*

Aren’t they all part of the DC universe anyway


I must be feeling brave today.

 

[SnowboardPeople]

Aren’t they all part of the DC universe anyway


I must be feeling brave today.

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[draconus_infernus]

My piercings are my nipple rings. I used to have an ear pierced, but the holes closed up years ago.

As for the tattoos, I have six of them. The most recent are the two coronaviruses I have on my left arm. Those are my victory markings, showing I beat that fucking virus twice.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Yay! i love hugs!

Don’t we all. Hugs and cuddles are always good

 

[Lindi37]

Don’t we all. Hugs and cuddles are always good

And the butt hasn’t been squeezed in a looooong time

 

[RuneBlade]

L

I’ve been in the room while they’ve been on
Does that make it better?!

No!

But I do love hugs.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

And the butt hasn’t been squeezed in a looooong time

Everyone deserves to have their butt squeezed whenever they want it.

It's in the Magna Carta or something....

 

[Lindi37]

No!

But I do love hugs.

Yay! Lots of hugs!

Everyone deserves to have their butt squeezed whenever they want it.

It's in the Magna Carta or something....

I know right! I even bend over and shit and nothing

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I know right! I even bend over and shit and nothing

Fucking ungrateful chiverlous men.... acting like they are the good guys for not squeezing a hot ass. Jerks.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yay! Lots of hugs!

I know right! I even bend over and shit and nothing

Try bending over on here... but dont shit.

 

[Saltfountain]

I know right! I even bend over and shit and nothing

Magna Carta don't apply in Hobbiton

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My piercings are my nipple rings. I used to have an ear pierced, but the holes closed up years ago.

As for the tattoos, I have six of them. The most recent are the two coronaviruses I have on my left arm. Those are my victory markings, showing I beat that fucking virus twice.

What do the other tattoos mean?

 

[Lindi37]

Fucking ungrateful chiverlous men.... acting like they are the good guys for not squeezing a hot ass. Jerks.

I know! It’s gone too far I say.
(I’m meaning the one I’m married to by the way)

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I know! It’s gone too far I say.
(I’m meaning the one I’m married to by the way)

One time I was following a woman with a fantastic ass. I was staring at it like it was a bomb I was trying to figure out how to deactivate.

She caught me dead to rights and gets all huffy and says "Are you staring at my assm" with this real nasty look on her face.

I know I'm caught and I'm not going to act like a scared little twerp so I'm like "Yup. And whatever work you put in to make that happen was worth it."

She didn't know what to do. The honesty totally disarmed her. She just smiled, turned away and walked off....but was shaking it a little more as she did...knowing I was still watching.

 

[draconus_infernus]

What do the other tattoos mean?

The mask was my first tattoo. I designed it myself and it was me proving to myself I could go through with the tattoo.

The tribal looking fruit bat my partner designed. It is in desperate need of a touch up. There’s a story behind it, but it’s one I would prefer not to tell on the open forum. It could out me.

The sun was another design of mine, as were the spider, and my take on the Eye of Ra. I’m a pagan, so all of those have religious significance.

The winged cat girl was from when i almost lost my spouse. Complications from a procedure back in 2009. It’s kind of a celebration of life.

And Hellboy’s Right Hand of Doom is because I love the first two Hellboy movies and the comics. I plan on getting some more geeky stuff on that arm.

 

[SnowboardPeople]

I know! It’s gone too far I say.
(I’m meaning the one I’m married to by the way)

I don’t know about your guy but I can positively say that your blasphemous remarks about LOTR and all other franchises today would earn you lots of fondling and spanking in some circles

 

[Lindi37]

One time I was following a woman with a fantastic ass. I was staring at it like it was a bomb I was trying to figure out how to deactivate.

She caught me dead to rights and gets all huffy and says "Are you staring at my assm" with this real nasty look on her face.

I know I'm caught and I'm not going to act like a scared little twerp so I'm like "Yup. And whatever work you put in to make that happen was worth it."

She didn't know what to do. The honesty totally disarmed her. She just smiled, turned away and walked off....but was shaking it a little more as she did...knowing I was still watching.

When I used to club, I was out with my mates and they’d brought along their friend (who’s a personal trainer), he smacks my arse while we’re playing pool and declares to anyone listening that “you have a great arse for a fat girl” . Fecking prick, I didn’t know what to say

 

[ace195008]

Lindi there are always idiots like that, too forward, not forward enough

 

[BrendaBear]

When I used to club, I was out with my mates and they’d brought along their friend (who’s a personal trainer), he smacks my arse while we’re playing pool and declares to anyone listening that “you have a great arse for a fat girl” . Fecking prick, I didn’t know what to say

…I like “Thanks! You articulate fairly well for a total moron”

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

When I used to club, I was out with my mates and they’d brought along their friend (who’s a personal trainer), he smacks my arse while we’re playing pool and declares to anyone listening that “you have a great arse for a fat girl” . Fecking prick, I didn’t know what to say

Yeah that's a risky move.... I make it a point never to call a woman fat when she is holding a 5 foot long pointy stick.

But I'm big into self preservation like that. Call it a kink.

 

[Lindi37]

Try bending over on here... but dont shit.

I just reread that sentence that you replied to. Definitely not one I shouldve written .

 

[Trubbycat]

God, when I was single I was terrified of approaching women.

Which kinda explains why I was single.

 

[Saltfountain]

Yeah that's a risky move.... I make it a point never to call a woman fat.

But I'm big into self preservation like that. Call it a kink.

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