Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Inbef]

Job one: Scratch Nuts

That can feel sooooo good.

 

[bullus]

lol yes that is one word for them

Shit. I can't even wear a thong without my ass swallowing it. A stick figure would drown for sure.

I'm resisting making a fart joke out of that...

 

[LittleSwitchy]

lol yes that is one word for them

Shit. I can't even wear a thong without my ass swallowing it. A stick figure would drown for sure.

Pics or it’s not true.
Lol

 

[WerdNerd]

Job one: Scratch Nuts

Job two: smell fingers

 

[LittleSwitchy]

#2 Write my name in the snow (pee)

Those of us that don’t get snow. We have to resort to seeing how much ice we can melt in the pee trough at the dive bars.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

#2 Write my name in the snow (pee)

#3 learn how to shake the last drop

#4 is it a tip up or down kind of day

 

[bullus]

#2 Write my name in the snow (pee)

After that, you need to do this pelvic thrust motion without any underwear on and enjoy the flophttps://media.tenor.com/iVzwHFB6SugAAAAd/john-travolta-travolta.gif

 

[LittleSwitchy]

#2 Write my name in the snow (pee)

Ooooohhh. Don’t forget to do the helicopter.

 

[SassySheDevil]

After that, you need to do this pelvic thrust motion without any underwear on and enjoy the flop

Ooooohhh. Don’t forget to do the helicopter.

haha see I'd have said "Airplane" Glad you penis people are here to correct me.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Ooooohhh. Don’t forget to do the helicopter

haha see I'd have said "Airplane" Glad you penis people are here to correct me.

Don’t forget to shake well after step #2 or then you get to figure out how to get pee off your foot.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Don’t forget to shake well after step #2 or then you get to figure out how to get pee off your foot.

Luckily I"m short so I am closer to the bowl

 

[Trubbycat]

Job one: Scratch Nuts

Trust us: so satisfying

 

[Lindi37]

Whatcha thinkin?

Something very subtle, and a poof after… 10 minutes? What are tmyour thoughts gorgeous?

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Luckily I"m short so I am closer to the bowl

Doesn’t matter the next morning after you cum, it’s a wildcard on direction sometimes

Oh just wait till you have to pee with an erection

 

[Lindi37]

Love how this thread feels like my inner monologue sometimes.

See why I LOVE IT

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Something very subtle, and a poof after… 10 minutes? What are tmyour thoughts gorgeous?

Bookmarking thread now....

 

[LittleSwitchy]

haha see I'd have said "Airplane" Glad you penis people are here to correct me.

Breaks into song… drunk on a plane

Sassy you’re good. We’re here to help guide you.

 

[Joxlrg]

#2 Write my name in the snow (pee)

Hard to dot the I in Devil tho...

 

[Hyacinthus151]

See why I LOVE IT

I do! Futile trying to catch up after an hour, just just back in with whatever’s in the last line.

 

[Trubbycat]

Doesn’t matter the next morning after you cum, it’s a wildcard on direction sometimes

Oh just wait till you have to pee with an erection

Embarrassing revelation number 651,394: When we were kids our pediatrician declared we had narrow urethras and would have to have them widened. After that treatment let's just say peeing was fun for a few days. Anyway, one of the touted benefits was a more controllable urine stream as our weiners tended to spray. Fast forward 40 years later and my brother and I were talking drunken bullshit. At one point he asks me if I still pissed everywhere at the toilet. I said yes, and he said to me, Fuck it. I just sit down.

Don't get me started on the post-pee dribble.

 

[Joxlrg]

Sassy could join in on the game of Dick Baseball

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Doesn’t matter the next morning after you cum, it’s a wildcard on direction sometimes

Oh just wait till you have to pee with an erection

Oh hell. Pee with an erection. Gotta be damn contortionist for that.

 

[drobert44]

Embarrassing revelation number 651,394: When we were kids our pediatrician declare we had narrow urethras and would have to have them widened. After that treatment let's just say peeing was fun for a few days. Anyway, one of the touted benefits was a more controllable urine stream as our weiners tended to spray. Fast forward 40 years later and my brother and I were talking drunken bullshit. At one point he asks me if I still pissed everywhere at the toilet. I said yes, and he said to me, Fuck it. I just sit down.

Don't get me started on the post-pee dribble.

Trubbs............that's a special kind of Hell.

 

[bullus]

Oh hell. Pee with an erection. Gotta be damn contortionist for that.

It only bends so far!

 

[WerdNerd]

Embarrassing revelation number 651,394: When we were kids our pediatrician declared we had narrow urethras and would have to have them widened. After that treatment let's just say peeing was fun for a few days. Anyway, one of the touted benefits was a more controllable urine stream as our weiners tended to spray. Fast forward 40 years later and my brother and I were talking drunken bullshit. At one point he asks me if I still pissed everywhere at the toilet. I said yes, and he said to me, Fuck it. I just sit down.

Don't get me started on the post-pee dribble.

What the fuck kind of bullshit is that? You childhood doctor sounds more like he was a pedoatrician who just liked playing with small weiners.