Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Lindi37]

So what is the theme ladies? Wondering whether it’s okay to contribute

 

[shenglung]

nah, just ya know, one of the dead give aways that a chick is not a chick is when they say a bra size that doesn't make sense, such as a plus size band size on a clearly not plus size body, or sizes that do not exist. bra band sizes are measured in inches by 2, or centimeters by 5, or arbitrary escalating numbers from 1 in singular increments or by even escalating. All depends on the country, but no country uses a 31 as a bra size. so posts like this in apmics generally leads to some of us cracking wise. Sure it is not as obvious as when their photo is named "screenshot xhamster" or whatever, but it is more amusing. but yes, if someone makes up clothing sizes that don't exist, I expect a full on alternate reality theme, damn it.

Ah I figured the band size was the problem, to play devils advocate though this would have probably tripped me up do to a strange perspective I have. I've worked with some companies who have sent me to prompt cards for models that do list non existent bra sizes. Went through site I was sent to for a previous job and found this one. Apparently she's a 32A but this is how she's listed for jobs
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[Inbef]

I always post weird things so I figured I must stop

Don't stop. Never stop. I love weird.

 

[WerdNerd]

nah, just ya know, one of the dead give aways that a chick is not a chick is when they say a bra size that doesn't make sense, such as a plus size band size on a clearly not plus size body, or sizes that do not exist. bra band sizes are measured in inches by 2, or centimeters by 5, or arbitrary escalating numbers from 1 in singular increments or by even escalating. All depends on the country, but no country uses a 31 as a bra size. so posts like this in apmics generally leads to some of us cracking wise. Sure it is not as obvious as when their photo is named "screenshot xhamster" or whatever, but it is more amusing. but yes, if someone makes up clothing sizes that don't exist, I expect a full on alternate reality theme, damn it.

Oh yeah! Well maybe she's not just super hot but super rich too and gets all of her lingerie custom made.

 

[bullus]

So what is the theme ladies? Wondering whether it’s okay to contribute

I don't believe one has been selected for today

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ah I figured the band size was the problem, to play devils advocate though this would have probably tripped me up do to a strange perspective I have. I've worked with some companies who have sent me to prompt cards for models that do list non existent bra sizes. Went through site I was sent to for a previous job and found this one. Apparently she's a 32A but this is how she's listed for jobs
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In that’s case I’m a 34 ddd

 

[WerdNerd]

well I am sure it is all just as real as Mr HorseCockBillionaire in the personals is.

I almost chose "Mr. HorseCockBillionaire" as my Lit name but I thought it sounded too materialstic.

 

[MedicalMuse]

So what is the theme ladies? Wondering whether it’s okay to contribute

Whatcha thinkin?

 

[WerdNerd]

So what is the theme ladies? Wondering whether it’s okay to contribute

Always OK for you to contribute. One day I may even catch one of your contributions before it goes poof!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well if we’re doing twitching cocks and cock pops, I feel I should share…

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https://www.***********/s/nnq965a2qy2lylf/Photo 01-02-2023, 19 01 55.gif?dl=0

always a fan of you sharing. thanks

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So what is the theme ladies? Wondering whether it’s okay to contribute

we are not organized enough to have one yet, but post away.

 

[bullus]

we are not organized enough to have one yet, but post away.

Maybe one of the ladies could follow suit from my pic above? Take a boob pic and draw a face on it or something creative like that?

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

So what is the theme ladies? Wondering whether it’s okay to contribute

Star Wars?

 

[Trubbycat]

we are not organized enough to have one yet, but post away.

I have a few silly ideas but have to work on them

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Morning/ afternoon beautiful people. How are y’all?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I'm always glad to hear a woman say what you said. Thank you!

Is there a preferred curve direction? Upward, side, downward?

Edit: sorry, I meant do you have a preferred curve direction

Honestly, I've never experienced one that points down. Visually speaking and pleasure spot speaking. I prefer up. But all it means is you find the position that works best with the curve.

so random poll....I was talking with someone who mentioned almost everything I say has like sexual concepts or sexual undertones to it. I think almost everything I say tends to have humorous undertones, but not really sexual. So, am I correct?

Honestly both.

The kicker was after he was outed by several people, the fake pics still got whole-hearted, dicks up approval from some of my moron brothers out there. Learn to read FFS!

Sadly. This is every fucking time a "woman" gets called out on here. It never fails. Guys will still keep telling it how hot it is.

 

[Joxlrg]

Justa = J cup

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Maybe one of the ladies could follow suit from my pic above? Take a boob pic and draw a face on it or something creative like that?

A face? Hell Justa would have to draw a stadium crowd

 

[bullus]

A face? Hell Justa would have to draw a stadium crowd

I mean, if it works!

Another idea: take a booty pic and draw a stick figure trying to climb out

 

[Joxlrg]

so random poll....I was talking with someone who mentioned almost everything I say has like sexual concepts or sexual undertones to it. I think almost everything I say tends to have humorous undertones, but not really sexual. So, am I correct?

I have seen your posts for several years and can say that you post what is on your mind.. No matter if it is sexual or whatever.. And thats why I adore you !!!

 

[Joxlrg]

so many things to try and figure out if I ever wake up with a penis for a day.

Job one: Scratch Nuts

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Love how this thread feels like my inner monologue sometimes.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Are guys just so amazing LOL

lol yes that is one word for them

I mean, if it works!

Another idea: take a booty pic and draw a stick figure trying to climb out

Shit. I can't even wear a thong without my ass swallowing it. A stick figure would drown for sure.

 

[bullus]

Job one: Scratch Nuts

#2

Swing leg out while walking to unstick nuts from inner thigh

 

[SassySheDevil]

Job one: Scratch Nuts

#2 Write my name in the snow (pee)