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TANSTAAFL58 said:
Still better than the troll on Titty Tuesday a few years back who claimed to have 31B breasts. Yeah. He was a twatwaffle.
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Twatwaffle is my favorite 😍!!
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so random poll....I was talking with someone who mentioned almost everything I say has like sexual concepts or sexual undertones to it. I think almost everything I say tends to have humorous undertones, but not really sexual. So, am I correct?
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the beauty is it can be both, that is the art of banter on a platform like this. Take it how you want to interpret it….
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
ah yes miss 31B. Men, if you are going to invent imaginary boobies, learn about boobies first. It makes me a little sad when I think I am going to get to see something go all scifi with like alternate realities, but really ,it just ends up just being basic canned shit.
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Ok I'm late to this conversation do I want to know the story here?
 
shenglung said:
Ok I'm late to this conversation do I want to know the story here?
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nah, just ya know, one of the dead give aways that a chick is not a chick is when they say a bra size that doesn't make sense, such as a plus size band size on a clearly not plus size body, or sizes that do not exist. bra band sizes are measured in inches by 2, or centimeters by 5, or arbitrary escalating numbers from 1 in singular increments or by even escalating. All depends on the country, but no country uses a 31 as a bra size. so posts like this in apmics generally leads to some of us cracking wise. Sure it is not as obvious as when their photo is named "screenshot xhamster" or whatever, but it is more amusing. but yes, if someone makes up clothing sizes that don't exist, I expect a full on alternate reality theme, damn it.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
nah, just ya know, one of the dead give aways that a chick is not a chick is when they say a bra size that doesn't make sense, such as a plus size band size on a clearly not plus size body, or sizes that do not exist. bra band sizes are measured in inches by 2, or centimeters by 5, or arbitrary escalating numbers from 1 in singular increments or by even escalating. All depends on the country, but no country uses a 31 as a bra size. so posts like this in apmics generally leads to some of us cracking wise. Sure it is not as obvious as when their photo is named "screenshot xhamster" or whatever, but it is more amusing. but yes, if someone makes up clothing sizes that don't exist, I expect a full on alternate reality theme, damn it.
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Are you saying the 673 ZZZZ tits in that lit story I just jerked off my 14 inch wine bottle thick dick to isn't real?
 
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