Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Trubbycat]

As a professional Mechanical Engineer, I volunteer my services to research this and provide a hands-on approach tot he design of any necessary equipment.

I still think my parachute idea has merit.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Still better than the troll on Titty Tuesday a few years back who claimed to have 31B breasts. Yeah. He was a twatwaffle.

ah yes miss 31B. Men, if you are going to invent imaginary boobies, learn about boobies first. It makes me a little sad when I think I am going to get to see something go all scifi with like alternate realities, but really ,it just ends up just being basic canned shit.

 

[WerdNerd]

I always get a kick out of the how the movement appears effortless. Like how?

Like this? It's a Jedi mind trick.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so random poll....I was talking with someone who mentioned almost everything I say has like sexual concepts or sexual undertones to it. I think almost everything I say tends to have humorous undertones, but not really sexual. So, am I correct?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Like this? It's a Jedi mind trick.

yes, exactly, how, how does that work? I want to know.

 

[WerdNerd]

As a professional Mechanical Engineer, I volunteer my services to research this and provide a hands-on approach tot he design of any necessary equipment.

Howard Hughes had the engineers at Hughes Aircraft design a bra for the buxom Jane Russell back in the 1940s.View attachment 2207517

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

ah yes miss 31B. Men, if you are going to invent imaginary boobies, learn about boobies first. It makes me a little sad when I think I am going to get to see something go all scifi with like alternate realities, but really ,it just ends up just being basic canned shit.

The kicker was after he was outed by several people, the fake pics still got whole-hearted, dicks up approval from some of my moron brothers out there. Learn to read FFS!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Howard Hughes had the engineers at Hughes Aircraft design a bra for the buxom Jane Russell back in the 1940s.View attachment 2207517

she looks rather displeased about that.

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

so random poll....I was talking with someone who mentioned almost everything I say has like sexual concepts or sexual undertones to it. I think almost everything I say tends to have humorous undertones, but not really sexual. So, am I correct?

If a half naked woman says it raining, everyone's mind rushes to the gutter.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

yes, exactly, how, how does that work? I want to know.

I understand from a urologist that it is the same muscles used to stop urine flow...male Kegels. (we were discussing this from the opposite perspective, I didn't ask him how to wag my hard member)

 

[bullus]

yes, exactly, how, how does that work? I want to know.

Another benefit of the upward curve...when I pull that kegel muscle to do that motion, the curve gets a little more curl to it.

I stood in front of the bathroom mirror one day while my wife was in there with me... mimicked a two-armed curl (like a barbell, lifting weights) and pulled the little guy up like that, and she about died laughing.

 

[WerdNerd]

yes, exactly, how, how does that work? I want to know.

Come on over and I'll give you a live demonstration so you can figure out how it works. I wonder if it's one of those weird things only certain guys can do.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If a half naked woman says it raining, everyone's mind rushes to the gutter.

so like, being nude in my avi, adds a tone to my comments?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

so random poll....I was talking with someone who mentioned almost everything I say has like sexual concepts or sexual undertones to it. I think almost everything I say tends to have humorous undertones, but not really sexual. So, am I correct?

Everything you say has humorous overtones...the sexual undertones are created by your readers.

Thanks for that

 

[WerdNerd]

so random poll....I was talking with someone who mentioned almost everything I say has like sexual concepts or sexual undertones to it. I think almost everything I say tends to have humorous undertones, but not really sexual. So, am I correct?

You are correct. It's probably just wishful thinking on their part or your boobs.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so many things to try and figure out if I ever wake up with a penis for a day.

 

[WerdNerd]

she looks rather displeased about that.

Yeah. Old Howie was a creepy freak. And it was a bra invented by guy engineers so wearing one probably wasn't a lot of fun.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

so like, being nude in my avi, adds a tone to my comments?

...and those of us who know you know you are just a nerd girl who speaks snark, innuendo and pun, and happens to have a great body. Once you get that, everything you write is pure entertainment.

Drive on.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

so many things to try and figure out if I ever wake up with a penis for a day.

Don't forget to lift the seat.

 

[WerdNerd]

Another benefit of the upward curve...when I pull that kegel muscle to do that motion, the curve gets a little more curl to it.

I stood in front of the bathroom mirror one day while my wife was in there with me... mimicked a two-armed curl (like a barbell, lifting weights) and pulled the little guy up like that, and she about died laughing.

OK now you need to make a little barbell and post a video of your "little guy" working out.

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

so like, being nude in my avi, adds a tone to my comments?

yes. and the wet sounds in the background. Adds a lot actually, in a positive way mind you.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Yeah. Old Howie was a creepy freak. And it was a bra invented by guy engineers so wearing one probably wasn't a lot of fun.

There are learned papers on the subject: Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown

I think it needs to be updated to incorporate a finite element analysis...

 

[bullus]

so many things to try and figure out if I ever wake up with a penis for a day.

Take the reverse of how women stick all kinds of things up there to simulate a penis...except now you'll be sticking said dick into all kinds of different things to simulate a va-jay-jay

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

OK now you need to make a little barbell and post a video of your "little guy" working out.

Those were the days...when I could curl a wet towel hung off "little Tan"...long gone

 

[WerdNerd]

so like, being nude in my avi, adds a tone to my comments?

And your nude avi gets my male kegels working too.