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Super true. Especially when the size listed doesn’t match the description of the person.
Like she was a slender 5’7” with 40 DDD
Ummm, I’m not dissing or body shaming anyone but 40 isn’t “slender”
Ya know?:
haha. don't you love that, I want on a little ramble before about these skinny hump back mutant chicks, after some line like a thin 100lb chick with 48DDD or something like that. look, if a skinny chick is measuring 48 around their rib cage, there some sort of serious skeleton disorder or tumor growth or something.
 
haha. don't you love that, I want on a little ramble before about these skinny hump back mutant chicks, after some line like a thin 100lb chick with 48DDD or something like that. look, if a skinny chick is measuring 48 around their rib cage, there some sort of serious skeleton disorder or tumor growth or something.
Somehow I don't think the Elephant Man look is gonna catch on.
 
I love and appreciate how you posting normalizes real women with large breasts. Big breasts do not usually have perky little nipples or come in perfect spheres.
Big, huge hugs @Justadesperatewifeandmom
I don't have perky nipples at all (well I did when they were pierced) So yes. It is nice to see.
I wish you didn't have to worry about it, there are plenty of us who like them all ways. But I do know how you feel. Us curved dick guys have the same concern, usually.

All these pics of normal straight ones look so much better than our odd shapes lol
Curves are life. I fucking love curves. I personally prefer them over straight. It hits the good spots. Of course. I would not kick anyone out of bed with a straight dick. But he's going to have to get a little flexable :p
I wouldn’t say I “worry” anymore but I did wish for perky boobs in HS. I so wanted to feel comfortable going braless. Now I do it and know folks are stoked but then I didn’t realize it would be appreciated lol
I was bad in High school. So insecure. Especially in Gym class. The guys would follow me around telling me to run faster so they could watch them bounce. It got so bad that I stopped suiting up and started flunking but when the PE teacher refused to help make it a more comfortable environment my dad went down and threatened a lawsuit for sexual harassment. They ended up waiving my PE credits.
If I knew then what I know now. The power of boobs. But damn I was even more insecure when I was skinny.
Super true. Especially when the size listed doesn’t match the description of the person.
Like she was a slender 5’7” with 40 DDD
Ummm, I’m not dissing or body shaming anyone but 40 isn’t “slender”
Ya know?:
This has always made me laugh. This is one of the ways I get tipped off here in Ampics to a fake woman. Women know that 40DDD isn't slender. Men don't. Men think think the bigger the number. The better. :ROFLMAO:
 
Curves are life. I fucking love curves. I personally prefer them over straight. It hits the good spots. Of course. I would not kick anyone out of bed with a straight dick. But he's going to have to get a little flexible :p
I'm always glad to hear a woman say what you said. Thank you! :heart:

Is there a preferred curve direction? Upward, side, downward?

Edit: sorry, I meant do you have a preferred curve direction
 
haha. don't you love that, I want on a little ramble before about these skinny hump back mutant chicks, after some line like a thin 100lb chick with 48DDD or something like that. look, if a skinny chick is measuring 48 around their rib cage, there some sort of serious skeleton disorder or tumor growth or something.
It's like the guys writing these stories don't know how bra sizes work or how women work.
Maybe if she had stumpy little legs and arms she could hit 100 lbs with her 48 inch circumference torso. Attack of the Troll Sluts.
 
I love and appreciate how you posting normalizes real women with large breasts. Big breasts do not usually have perky little nipples or come in perfect spheres.
Big, huge hugs @Justadesperatewifeandmom
well thank you. I can do spheres if I lay. down and hold my arms just right 🤣
I wouldn’t say I “worry” anymore but I did wish for perky boobs in HS. I so wanted to feel comfortable going braless. Now I do it and know folks are stoked but then I didn’t realize it would be appreciated lol

mine were actually kind of perky in high school. but back then they were a more typical big, not fetish big.
I was bad in High school. So insecure. Especially in Gym class. The guys would follow me around telling me to run faster so they could watch them bounce. It got so bad that I stopped suiting up and started flunking but when the PE teacher refused to help make it a more comfortable environment my dad went down and threatened a lawsuit for sexual harassment. They ended up waiving my PE credits.
If I knew then what I know now. The power of boobs. But damn I was even more insecure when I was skinny.
I was already an exhibitionist type by then, so less bothered. but I also elected this real old guy as my gym teacher. Most of the chicks disliked him, as he was all team "girls aren't capable of sports" and just generally rude and condescending to us. However, I discovered he would just give out an A if you disappeared quietly during gym, didn't cause trouble, and let the males do the male things. So, I took the easy A for smoking pot under the bleachers at the track. Hey, what can I say, I am a slacker.
 
well thank you. I can do spheres if I lay. down and hold my arms just right 🤣
Hmmm, I haven’t tried now I’m wondering😂
mine were actually kind of perky in high school. but back then they were a more typical big, not fetish big.
I just wish I’d spent less time disliking them then. I knew they had power and used it but not well or all that satisfactorily.
I was already an exhibitionist type by then, so less bothered. but I also elected this real old guy as my gym teacher. Most of the chicks disliked him, as he was all team "girls aren't capable of sports" and just generally rude and condescending to us. However, I discovered he would just give out an A if you disappeared quietly during gym, didn't cause trouble, and let the males do the male things. So, I took the easy A for smoking pot under the bleachers at the track. Hey, what can I say, I am a slacker.
My freshman year gym teacher was a lawsuit waiting to happen. I was friends with his sons and we all spent a lot of time at the beach, surfing, smoking pot and hanging out. He was a pervy guy and would hold up a piny and say, “why don’t you just wear this for PE today?”
He also let me be dragged around the gym by boys trying to “get my big boobies” he thought it was hilarious.
Good times. Lol
 
THIS!

Over on the story site, there's nothing worse than an author breaking down breast size, like reeling off car part numbers. Total buzzkill. Good writing is more than "she unhooked her bra and her 36Ds sprung out"... same for cock size, too...
That to me is lazy writing. Any half-way literate writer can express the size, shape and feel of any body part without resorting to measurements and sizes.
 
Super true. Especially when the size listed doesn’t match the description of the person.
Like she was a slender 5’7” with 40 DDD
Ummm, I’m not dissing or body shaming anyone but 40 isn’t “slender”
Ya know?:
Still better than the troll on Titty Tuesday a few years back who claimed to have 31B breasts. Yeah. He was a twatwaffle.
 
well thank you. I can do spheres if I lay. down and hold my arms just right 🤣


mine were actually kind of perky in high school. but back then they were a more typical big, not fetish big.

I was already an exhibitionist type by then, so less bothered. but I also elected this real old guy as my gym teacher. Most of the chicks disliked him, as he was all team "girls aren't capable of sports" and just generally rude and condescending to us. However, I discovered he would just give out an A if you disappeared quietly during gym, didn't cause trouble, and let the males do the male things. So, I took the easy A for smoking pot under the bleachers at the track. Hey, what can I say, I am a slacker.
You might be the Queen of the Slackers. 🤟
 
Hmmm, I haven’t tried now I’m wondering😂

I just wish I’d spent less time disliking them then. I knew they had power and used it but not well or all that satisfactorily.

My freshman year gym teacher was a lawsuit waiting to happen. I was friends with his sons and we all spent a lot of time at the beach, surfing, smoking pot and hanging out. He was a pervy guy and would hold up a piny and say, “why don’t you just wear this for PE today?”
He also let me be dragged around the gym by boys trying to “get my big boobies” he thought it was hilarious.
Good times. Lol

you can. no doubt. now the arm placement while taking a selfie is always the trick.

well, I think most of us didn't use the magic boob hypnosis to the fullest when we were young. Short sighted I guess. Do my homework? Get me a cheeseburger? yeah, should have aimed higher.
 
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