What is the weirdest thing that turns you on?

[olivererekt]

Wetting my panties while clothed in a skirt or dress, more so if somewhere other than the bathroom.
I even sometimes drink two pints of water to prepare.

Und genau,das will ich sehen. Ich werde geil....

 

[Analsexlover]

Und genau,das will ich sehen. Ich werde geil....

Wow that is kinda weird but strangely erotic and kinda cool

 

[trevorness]

Butch girls. Short haired, flat chested, tshirt wearing, pierced, tattooed, tom boy, probably lesbian butch girls. I'm sure they don't love me...but I love them.

Yes to all of this, these kind of girls are so hot to me.

 

[TongueLust]

 

[PapaRomantic]

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With or without the coffin inside?

 

[TongueLust]

With or without the coffin inside?

It has to be a black and silver coffin.

 

[Paddy2887]

When I look at FFM pictures, I imagine one of the women is my wife and the other is my sister.

 

[DuchessOfDutch]

Men with big hands and arms so I can imagine their hands wrapped around their thick, veiny cock...

And Santa!

 

[Alpenglow80]

A messy hair bun, although I'm not sure how weird that really is given the fetishization of the librarian type.

If we're talking legitimately quirky, I'd say bony hands that are cold to the touch.

 

[CuckGuy89]

Getting turned on by the thought of my gf cheating

And women in business attire

 

[tnhardon]

It really isn’t that “weird” but women’s hair. Something about playing with long, thick beautiful hair, really does it for me.

 

[SmokingFap]

Women with hairy armpits. Have no idea why, because I much prefer smooth shaved pussies. But a woman showing of the "bush" under her arms really gets me going for whatever reason. Don't see it very much though, and never in my personal life.

 

[Jcam1980s]

Right now, the thought of my wifes boss taking her by surprise. She just goes along with it. I watch through the window as she cums on his cock, her pretty red painted toes curling tight in the grip of an orgasm as she announces 'im gonna cum'. I cum in my pants watching, THEN start to masturbate again. I watch his cock pulse his load into her. He tells her to wait while he leaves the room, i presume to get something to 'tidy up'. But he doesn't come back, instead, the new maintenance guy comes in and just slides into her. Before she can say no. She asks him what he thinks he's doing (as she pants on his cock stretching her) and before he can answer, she cums again. I watch as this finishes. As he leaves the room, her boss catches me and marches me into the room. He forces me to lick the cum from her. He's jacking me off while i do and talking dirty to me. I mumble im gonna cum, he pulls my hair back and makes me cum on my own face.

 

[Andreinasstud]

The gear shifter in my husbands Montero

 

[K0fcali]

I think the word asshole is very sexy, depending on how it’s used of course.

I know what you mean. I love telling a gurl I want to kiss lick eat and fuck her asshole! Ass could mean cheeks or crack. I love when she specifically asks if I would eat her asshole?

 

[K0fcali]

The smell of wet cement is rather mmmm. No clue why

Does it make you want to get fucked? I often work with cement and if a pretty gurl is nearby I will instantly get very hard. I wonder why that is?

 

[SabrinaGLangton]

My weirdest thing is when a guy takes me shopping at one of those big superstores, Walmart, Target, wherever and he calls me honey or sweetie in front of a bunch of shoppers. Makes me crazy, ha.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

The Teletubbies

 

[Inthelastrow]

Which one? Or all of them?

When my kids were toddlers, My wife and I got a little one vs one while they watched teletubbies.

 

[SubmissiveSnowflake]

The Teletubbies

That's one colourful gang bang

My own scent and taste. IDK if it's weird or not but it's fun

 

[RIPAphrodite]

That's one colourful gang bang

My own scent and taste. IDK if it's weird or not but it's fun

I’m sure the Teletubbies fuck each other!

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

A woman that has a good singing voice. Laying my head in her lap as she sings and plays in my hair

 

[StrangeView]

A man doing…
Dishes
Laundry
Vacuuming
Tidying
You get my drift

I've pulled!!!!

 

[SubmissiveSnowflake]

I’m sure the Teletubbies fuck each other!

https://i.cbc.ca/1.4048391.1490905218!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/the-teletubbies.jpg
Definitely. We all know what those daisies are hiding

 

[RIPAphrodite]

https://i.cbc.ca/1.4048391.1490905218!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/the-teletubbies.jpg
Definitely. We all know what those daisies are hiding

The green one has a cock on its head too!