What is the weirdest thing that turns you on?

[YoungFarmGirl]

That moment when a handsome young naked man, smooth bodied as a young girl, grips the side of the bed with one hand while pumping his beast with the other, reaching the point of no return, erupting with a fountain of hot semen.
My arousal peaks and my knees go weak as his cum rains down on his tummy, forming tiny puddles of thick warm juice, ready to be licked up by a very turned on eager tongue.

 

[Pelau1956]

Women with hairy armpits :/

I adore women who choose not to shave, especially their armpits. I have been attracted to this style from at least 13 years of age. , and still am now!

 

[craig7091]

Feet, toes, knees and upper lips

 

[Shi_One81]

Hairy forearms

 

[Jcam1980s]

The thought of my wife being screwed by her boss, she knows im watching and is embarrassed to cum but can't help it. Her toes curl and he cums inside her, breeding her

 

[Turnmeup]

That moment when a handsome young naked man, smooth bodied as a young girl, grips the side of the bed with one hand while pumping his beast with the other, reaching the point of no return, erupting with a fountain of hot semen.
My arousal peaks and my knees go weak as his cum rains down on his tummy, forming tiny puddles of thick warm juice, ready to be licked up by a very turned on eager tongue.

Well, I'm not young and I wouldn't call what I pack 'a beast' by any measure, but I'm shaved from ankle to neck and enjoy a good hand pumping (who doesn't?). If I can do it for someone else to watch, even better.

The only thing is, you'd have to feed me the contents running down my tummy with your eager tongue! We would both have to enjoy the fruits of my labour.

 

[LeeKee]

The smell of markers. I have no idea why. Whenever I get a new batch of dry erase markers for the classroom (their aroma is at its strongest when they're brand new), I'm pretty much going to be aroused the whole day. And it can make for a long day teaching.

Oh... and sometimes if I am even hornier than usual at home in the evening, Hubby will ask of I got new markers that day.

Dry erase are pretty good but I remember old school magic markers. Not sharpies, but the old chisel tipped felt and they smelled awesome. Some even banked on people smelling them and scented them fruit scents. Like cherry and blueberry. But I like good old chemical smell magic markers.

 

[Inthelastrow]

Butch girls. Short haired, flat chested, tshirt wearing, pierced, tattooed, tom boy, probably lesbian butch girls. I'm sure they don't love me...but I love them.

 

[EStaccato]

I’ve never done this, and don’t think I really would, but I have a fantasy of being bound and forced to take an enema. It’s the humiliation and complete lack of control, I think.

 

[Pink5Frills]

I’ve never done this, and don’t think I really would, but I have a fantasy of being bound and forced to take an enema. It’s the humiliation and complete lack of control, I think.

~~ My mom and my grandma have given me an enema. Having to lie naked on the kitchen table, while the hose be inserted into my tight girl's bottom, then the soapy liquid is poured in there.~ Jane x x x

 

[LeeKee]

Butch girls. Short haired, flat chested, tshirt wearing, pierced, tattooed, tom boy, probably lesbian butch girls. I'm sure they don't love me...but I love them.

The ones I’ve known or met always seemed on edge, hostile and itching to fight. I don’t think they liked anything.

 

[EStaccato]

The ones I’ve known or met always seemed on edge, hostile and itching to fight. I don’t think they liked anything.

The ones I’ve known liked power tools and plumbing. And probably changing oil. That last one is speculation. I was once bought a G&T and offered a ride to Liquor (Lick-her) City. So we can imply they like puns also.

 

[Easyvirtue]

Not that weird but seeing bra lines through a t-shirt really get me going.
Tight yoga pants with No Pantylines!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Lesbian porn

 

[lazy_literotic]

mine I guess would be around men in heavy construction, tools heavy equipment.
when I was on site for my job, the drive back - I'd come home and finger myself. often squirt.

 

[sandybrooke]

Nancy Pelosi

Now THATS weird!!

 

[Awaywego]

A man doing…
Dishes
Laundry
Vacuuming
Tidying
You get my drift

My everyday, we joke who is the man versus woman in the relationship. Her gf keep asking for "Mark in his boxers handling the vaxumn."

 

[jill_1991]

Popsicles! Have had so much fun with them, just seeing them gets me feeling nasty.

 

[lazy_literotic]

this was way back - I was doing a paper for school, second year of college. it was on malaria -
I was using an encyclopedia, and came across circumcised cocks - what's this? how beautiful
I'd only had two cocks at that time, both local guys that got shipped off to compulsory military.
I read thru all the encyclopedias about them -
knew I had to try them - I did - and loved it.
I remember the first guy, swirling my tongue around it, holding it up.
things I still do

 

[Ozfetishguy]

Bras. Seeing them being put on and taken off. Women fiddling with their bra - hiding the straps when they've slipped out from under clothing, and pulling down the cups. Getting a downblouse glimpse or seeing the style/colour through her top.

 

[davenjenn]

Small penises

 

[Twistedkink]

~~ My mom and my grandma have given me an enema. Having to lie naked on the kitchen table, while the hose be inserted into my tight girl's bottom, then the soapy liquid is poured in there.~ Jane x x x

My mother gave me many, and it excites me every time I think about it.

 

[BigButtSlut47]

A big fat flabby belly that hangs down to mid-thigh. That's on a woman or a man, by the way.

 

[Sweet_b19]

Clowns. Halloween is a great time of year for me.

 

[Crownvic]

Damsels in distress..