Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

But the booze makes me want to be acrobatic. It’s like how Red Bull gives you wings or something
fair enough. That is usually why I fall on my ass fairly often when drunk. Not because I can't walk, because I can't stick the landing to the cartwheels lol. Granted when I fall off beds, it isn't cartwheels, but it is because I am trying to do something. Luckily, I bounce so, all in all, just good fun.
 
fair enough. That is usually why I fall on my ass fairly often when drunk. Not because I can't walk, because I can't stick the landing to the cartwheels lol. Granted when I fall off beds, it isn't cartwheels, but it is because I am trying to do something. Luckily, I bounce so, all in all, just good fun.
With your boobies that bounce must be like the super ball we had as kids. Damn they could bounce
 
I used to do that with my face, admittedly drunk. Unfortunately I tend to think I’m one of the guys. So, I always lost the arm wrestles, and the skulling contests, but occasionally I won more skills based challenges 🤣
That goes a long way with us guys. At least it does with me. Being able to eat a cheeseburger or steak with your lady is awesome. Not to mention a hearty belch after some beer...don't be afraid to lay down a challenge. A quick "can you do better" look at the nearest dude can make for some fun!
 
fair enough. That is usually why I fall on my ass fairly often when drunk. Not because I can't walk, because I can't stick the landing to the cartwheels lol. Granted when I fall off beds, it isn't cartwheels, but it is because I am trying to do something. Luckily, I bounce so, all in all, just good fun.
I think it’s the Gs from the boobage that just will not defy physics.
 
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