Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

I used to do that with my face, admittedly drunk. Unfortunately I tend to think I’m one of the guys. So, I always lost the arm wrestles, and the skulling contests, but occasionally I won more skills based challenges 🤣

I mostly just screwed questionable guys when drunk.

You know, sometimes I think I missed out, what with me never being a heavy drinker. When I did have the occasional beer, in the times before alcohol was a migraine trigger, I rarely got completely shitfaced, and when I did, I was such a boring drunk that all I wanted to do was crawl under the table and take a nap.

I have no fun “Drunken Draconus” stories to regale you all with.
 
You know, sometimes I think I missed out, what with me never being a heavy drinker. When I did have the occasional beer, in the times before alcohol was a migraine trigger, I rarely got completely shitfaced, and when I did, I was such a boring drunk that all I wanted to do was crawl under the table and take a nap.

I have no fun “Drunken Draconus” stories to regale you all with.
lol. I have a ton, but mostly boil down to I am a silly drunk, who loses their clothes, and gets really horny.
 
I have an old pair of Spider-Man undies that I use at the end of the laundry cycle. Tight and bulge enhancing.
 
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