Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[SassySheDevil]

I think @SassySheDevil has the fabulous Marvel panties ( the word not the item, they’re freaking cool)…

haha I've gotten obsessed with this brand. I get them once a month. They are far from sexy, but so fucking comfy and fun.
I have never heard Gruts!!!

 

[Lindi37]

wellllll.... if you help getting part of the team up... then that is till a neccesary cockpopping contribution

I think there are plenty of ‘inspirational’ posts on here already my friend

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

I think there are plenty of ‘inspirational’ posts on here already my friend

are you saying I am being greedy ?

 

[Lindi37]

Okay, forget that. Manly sensual bedtime snuggly sexy time. (opens sheets, pats bed)

What the hey, might as well. Hands where I can see them

 

[SassySheDevil]

ok, I don't want to cope with finding the original, but he knows it went viral. a major sportsball player live streamed himself watching it, then it went everywhere. I actually found the creator, who is a Reddit Ampic dude as why&how? He noticed how hard it hit his stomach during a cam session and it was close to easter so he decided to try for an easter themed post and indeed can. lol. he also won reddit cock of the year that year. so yeah, egg

Have you seen the woman who is pretty famous for squishing cans with her boobs? You could do this in a heartbeat!!

 

[Trubbycat]

What the hey, might as well. Hands where I can see them

I think you're missing the point.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

What the hey, might as well. Hands where I can see them

bites his tongue not to say it....
hands where you can see them

 

[Trubbycat]

ok, I don't want to cope with finding the original, but he knows it went viral. a major sportsball player live streamed himself watching it, then it went everywhere. I actually found the creator, who is a Reddit Ampic dude as why&how? He noticed how hard it hit his stomach during a cam session and it was close to easter so he decided to try for an easter themed post and indeed can. lol. he also won reddit cock of the year that year. so yeah, egg

JESUS CHRIST the gals must love him

 

[spacekowboy]

Okay so let's try to his again. I'm lazy so if you want the disclaimer go back to my earlier post from this morning. No eggs or pops though.


ETA: that's about enough of that business.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Have you seen the woman who is pretty famous for squishing cans with her boobs? You could do this in a heartbeat!!

haha yes, Busty Heart and no. she has a shit ton of silicone in there lol.

 

[Lindi37]

Have you seen the woman who is pretty famous for squishing cans with her boobs? You could do this in a heartbeat!!

I used to do that with my face, admittedly drunk. Unfortunately I tend to think I’m one of the guys. So, I always lost the arm wrestles, and the skulling contests, but occasionally I won more skills based challenges

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Okay so let's try to his again. I'm lazy so if you want the disclaimer go back to my earlier post from this morning. No eggs or pops though.

nice. thank you for coming back and sharing.

and sure. it can be a bong. people want to hit it, right.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

JESUS CHRIST the gals must love him

the men more.

 

[spacekowboy]

nice. thank you for coming back and sharing.

and sure. it can be a bong. people want to hit it, right.

Or set it on fire.

 

[Lindi37]

I think you're missing the point.

bites his tongue not to say it....
hands where you can see them

Lemme just scroll back a smidge and see if I follow…

 

[Trubbycat]

the men more.

Ah, a multipurpose tool...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I can’t get my dick to pop. Sorry @Justadesperatewifeandmom . I’m letting the team down

have you tried using the elastic in his boxers?

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Or set it on fire.

I absolutely am not entitled to tell you how to live your sex life, but that is going to be one uncomfortable conversation at the burn unit...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Or set it on fire.

very kinky. that is some major bdsm there

 

[SassySheDevil]

I used to do that with my face, admittedly drunk. Unfortunately I tend to think I’m one of the guys. So, I always lost the arm wrestles, and the skulling contests, but occasionally I won more skills based challenges

I bet you woke up with one hell of a headache!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I used to do that with my face, admittedly drunk. Unfortunately I tend to think I’m one of the guys. So, I always lost the arm wrestles, and the skulling contests, but occasionally I won more skills based challenges

I mostly just screwed questionable guys when drunk.

 

[Trubbycat]

I mostly just screwed questionable guys when drunk.

I once more regret how sheltered my early years were...

 

[LittleSwitchy]

very kinky. that is some major bdsm there

You say that like it’s a bad thing
Lol

 

[hotcarl2785]

I guess I’ll contribute with a Pop and lock

 

[hotcarl2785]

haha I've gotten obsessed with this brand. I get them once a month. They are far from sexy, but so fucking comfy and fun.
I have never heard Gruts!!!

MeUndies for the win?