Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Lindi37]

I guess I’ll contribute with a Pop and lock

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[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I guess I’ll contribute with a Pop and lock

Very nice Carl, thank you. Well I haven't got this much boinging in a while.

 

[draconus_infernus]

I used to do that with my face, admittedly drunk. Unfortunately I tend to think I’m one of the guys. So, I always lost the arm wrestles, and the skulling contests, but occasionally I won more skills based challenges

I mostly just screwed questionable guys when drunk.

You know, sometimes I think I missed out, what with me never being a heavy drinker. When I did have the occasional beer, in the times before alcohol was a migraine trigger, I rarely got completely shitfaced, and when I did, I was such a boring drunk that all I wanted to do was crawl under the table and take a nap.

I have no fun “Drunken Draconus” stories to regale you all with.

 

[spacekowboy]

I absolutely am not entitled to tell you how to live your sex life, but that is going to be one uncomfortable conversation at the burn unit...

The nurses don't kink shame me anymore. To my face at least.

very kinky. that is some major bdsm there

There are no half measures.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You know, sometimes I think I missed out, what with me never being a heavy drinker. When I did have the occasional beer, in the times before alcohol was a migraine trigger, I rarely got completely shitfaced, and when I did, I was such a boring drunk that all I wanted to do was crawl under the table and take a nap.

I have no fun “Drunken Draconus” stories to regale you all with.

lol. I have a ton, but mostly boil down to I am a silly drunk, who loses their clothes, and gets really horny.

 

[Trubbycat]

lol. I have a ton, but mostly boil down to I am a silly drunk, who loses their clothes, and gets really horny.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

nope not at all, I love drunk sex haha

 

[LittleSwitchy]

My drinking started at an early age. I was done drinking when I hit 18. Least my heavy drinking.

 

[hotcarl2785]

lol. I have a ton, but mostly boil down to I am a silly drunk, who loses their clothes, and gets really horny.

Same. I lost so many clothes, and streaked far too many places.

 

[SassySheDevil]

MeUndies for the win?

Yes. I'm going to try Shinesty next. They have some fucking funny ones.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Very nice Carl, thank you. Well I haven't got this much boinging in a while.

See. I had faith in your powers!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

nope not at all, I love drunk sex haha

Me too!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Me too!

it is just so fun. maybe no acrobatics on my part though. I have fallen of the bed, lol

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Or set it on fire.

Sounds like Fire cupping.
Not something for the beginner

 

[AmberRocks]

Top one so far is the most appealing

I was thinking the green one with those babies just oozing out the sides!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I was thinking the green one with those babies just oozing out the sides!

but I wanna be the villain, in black, and be all dark and villain like.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Brings Justa, Nebs bottles of wine. Just cause I’m thoughtful like that

 

[Trubbycat]

but I wanna be the villain, in black, and be all dark and villain like.

Edna Mode for the villain set: would you like leather or latex, dahling?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

it is just so fun. maybe no acrobatics on my part though. I have fallen of the bed, lol

But the booze makes me want to be acrobatic. It’s like how Red Bull gives you wings or something

 

[draconus_infernus]

Yes. I'm going to try Shinesty next. They have some fucking funny ones.

I have a pair of boxer briefs from them that have naughty constellations on them.

 

[AmberRocks]

lol. I have a ton, but mostly boil down to I am a silly drunk, who loses their clothes, and gets really horny.

Hey, I'm in FL too. This tells me we should meet up for drinks
Maybe we'll sort out the perfect villain outfit too. Post some of the pics and let Chaos make the final call.

 

[Trubbycat]

I have an old pair of Spider-Man undies that I use at the end of the laundry cycle. Tight and bulge enhancing.

 

[Lindi37]

MeUndies for the win?

Yes. I'm going to try Shinesty next. They have some fucking funny ones.

I have a pair of boxer briefs from them that have naughty constellations on them.

You Muricans get all the good stuff! I want fun underwear! Even the big girl bras here are booooooring

 

[LittleSwitchy]

You Muricans get all the good stuff! I want fun underwear! Even the big girl bras here are booooooring

Lindi you can give us your sizing. We can then send you a care package.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Have a good night chaostonians, I am finally going to head to bed lol.