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cascadiabound said:
They are negotiating who is going to pay the bill. The louder one announces her annual salary and that she therefore i making good money and will pick up the tab. (I find this like - totally inappropriate - I do not need to know, nor do I want to know how much money she is making.) And now I realize she is quite inebriated. She tells the room she has moved to Cascadia from Dallas. Then - with fresh drinks on the table - they go outside for a smoke.
When she comes back inside - she comes straight to me and asks if she saw me earlier in the day at another bar. Nope - this is our first stop... she says - well you should have been there - "high five" as she holds up her hand for me to smack...
I decline - I am eating and my hands, thank you very much are clean.
Well - she now thinks I am a snob.
But I return to my most excellent huckleberry hard cider, delicious fresh oyster soup and caesar salad. She returns to her table and downs another cocktail
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Ruh oh. Rowdy Texan...

I know a few of them.
 
cascadiabound said:
They are negotiating who is going to pay the bill. The louder one announces her annual salary and that she therefore i making good money and will pick up the tab. (I find this like - totally inappropriate - I do not need to know, nor do I want to know how much money she is making.) And now I realize she is quite inebriated. She tells the room she has moved to Cascadia from Dallas. Then - with fresh drinks on the table - they go outside for a smoke.
When she comes back inside - she comes straight to me and asks if she saw me earlier in the day at another bar. Nope - this is our first stop... she says - well you should have been there - "high five" as she holds up her hand for me to smack...
I decline - I am eating and my hands, thank you very much are clean.
Well - she now thinks I am a snob.
But I return to my most excellent huckleberry hard cider, delicious fresh oyster soup and caesar salad. She returns to her table and downs another cocktail
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Getting interesting
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
A story with beer!?!?

Sounds great...but I may drift off...
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No worries Tan. Just glad you are feeling better.

Next - they argue loudly about paying the bill. The still relatively sober woman wants to pay the tab - and tries to get the "loaded" woman to hand over a credit card so they can pay the bill. Dallas gal refuses.
Now Dallas gal is gesticulating to me wildly (I try not to pay attention, but she is directly in my field of view - and there are not many others in the pub, like I said). I think she is trying to tell me that I should get her a shot. Or another drink. Or something. IDK. Since we seem to be interacting even though I don't particularly want to be part of this scene, I offer the opinion that she has had enough to drink.

She wants more to drink. (In my view she is way past inebriated and it would be illegal to serve her anything more.)
Sober gal goes to the bar to pay the bill with her own money. She is still trying to get my attention. I am not sure for what.
I return to the last of my meal and I look up a moment later and she is standing over us at our table.
 
cascadiabound said:
They are negotiating who is going to pay the bill. The louder one announces her annual salary and that she therefore i making good money and will pick up the tab. (I find this like - totally inappropriate - I do not need to know, nor do I want to know how much money she is making.) And now I realize she is quite inebriated. She tells the room she has moved to Cascadia from Dallas. Then - with fresh drinks on the table - they go outside for a smoke.
When she comes back inside - she comes straight to me and asks if she saw me earlier in the day at another bar. Nope - this is our first stop... she says - well you should have been there - "high five" as she holds up her hand for me to smack...
I decline - I am eating and my hands, thank you very much are clean.
Well - she now thinks I am a snob.
But I return to my most excellent huckleberry hard cider, delicious fresh oyster soup and caesar salad. She returns to her table and downs another cocktail
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Skipping the high five at a dive bar is kind of a big deal at a brewery that serves food-meh. You’re so good!
 
cascadiabound said:
No worries Tan. Just glad you are feeling better.

Next - they argue loudly about paying the bill. The still relatively sober woman wants to pay the tab - and tries to get the "loaded" woman to hand over a credit card so they can pay the bill. Dallas gal refuses.
Now Dallas gal is gesticulating to me wildly (I try not to pay attention, but she is directly in my field of view - and there are not many others in the pub, like I said). I think she is trying to tell me that I should get her a shot. Or another drink. Or something. IDK. Since we seem to be interacting even though I don't particularly want to be part of this scene, I offer the opinion that she has had enough to drink.

She wants more to drink. (In my view she is way past inebriated and it would be illegal to serve her anything more.)
Sober gal goes to the bar to pay the bill with her own money. She is still trying to get my attention. I am not sure for what.
I return to the last of my meal and I look up a moment later and she is standing over us at our table.
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God I hate everything about this situation.
 
cascadiabound said:
No worries Tan. Just glad you are feeling better.

Next - they argue loudly about paying the bill. The still relatively sober woman wants to pay the tab - and tries to get the "loaded" woman to hand over a credit card so they can pay the bill. Dallas gal refuses.
Now Dallas gal is gesticulating to me wildly (I try not to pay attention, but she is directly in my field of view - and there are not many others in the pub, like I said). I think she is trying to tell me that I should get her a shot. Or another drink. Or something. IDK. Since we seem to be interacting even though I don't particularly want to be part of this scene, I offer the opinion that she has had enough to drink.

She wants more to drink. (In my view she is way past inebriated and it would be illegal to serve her anything more.)
Sober gal goes to the bar to pay the bill with her own money. She is still trying to get my attention. I am not sure for what.
I return to the last of my meal and I look up a moment later and she is standing over us at our table.
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Smh, bloody drunks 🙄
 
cascadiabound said:
No worries Tan. Just glad you are feeling better.

Next - they argue loudly about paying the bill. The still relatively sober woman wants to pay the tab - and tries to get the "loaded" woman to hand over a credit card so they can pay the bill. Dallas gal refuses.
Now Dallas gal is gesticulating to me wildly (I try not to pay attention, but she is directly in my field of view - and there are not many others in the pub, like I said). I think she is trying to tell me that I should get her a shot. Or another drink. Or something. IDK. Since we seem to be interacting even though I don't particularly want to be part of this scene, I offer the opinion that she has had enough to drink.

She wants more to drink. (In my view she is way past inebriated and it would be illegal to serve her anything more.)
Sober gal goes to the bar to pay the bill with her own money. She is still trying to get my attention. I am not sure for what.
I return to the last of my meal and I look up a moment later and she is standing over us at our table.
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Oh my goodness! You are good at this…
Keep going!
https://giphy.com/gifs/GB3XCL0cnIUxi
 
Photog1rl said:
Skipping the high five at a dive bar is kind of a big deal at a brewery that serves food-meh. You’re so good!
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Honestly - like I said - this is really not a dive bar. It is a family friendly sit down, never seen anyone drunk at it - so this was all pretty weird.

So now - she is standing over us - a not very tall extra curvy gal. And then she goes down. Knocking over both of our glasses and ending up flat on her back on the floor. With that dazed, drunk, glazed over look. She is just flat out on the floor. I did not hear her knock her head (hard wood floor) - so I am pretty sure she is not injured. Me and two others get her up off the floor and into a chair. I can't seem to help but go into patient care mode... but anyway. She appeared to by the usual un injured drunk. I doubt she will recall any of this tomorrow
Fortunately the spilled drinks were nearly empty anyway and did not drown our phones...
We had already settled our bill so we just up and left what remained on the table.

Strike two
 
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cascadiabound said:
Honestly - like I said - this is really not a dive bar. It is a family friendly sit down, never seen anyone drunk at it - so this was all pretty weird.

So now - she is standing over us - a not very tall extra curvy gal. And then she goes down. Knocking over both of our glasses and ending up flat on her back on the floor. With that dazed, drunk, glazed over look. She is just flat out on the floor. I did not hear her knock her head (hard wood floor) - so I am pretty sure she is not injured. Me and two others get her up off the floor and into a chair. I can's seem to go into patient care mode... but anyway. She appeared to by the usual un injured drunk. I doubt she will recall any of this tomorrow
Fortunately the spilled drinks were nearly empty anyway and did not drown our phones...
We had already settled our bill so we just up and left what remained on the table.

Strike two
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omg! This is so embarrassing for this place. Again, dive bar-seen this. Basic level brewery or above-this should not happen. Are they serving liquor there?
 
cascadiabound said:
Honestly - like I said - this is really not a dive bar. It is a family friendly sit down, never seen anyone drunk at it - so this was all pretty weird.

So now - she is standing over us - a not very tall extra curvy gal. And then she goes down. Knocking over both of our glasses and ending up flat on her back on the floor. With that dazed, drunk, glazed over look. She is just flat out on the floor. I did not hear her knock her head (hard wood floor) - so I am pretty sure she is not injured. Me and two others get her up off the floor and into a chair. I can's seem to go into patient care mode... but anyway. She appeared to by the usual un injured drunk. I doubt she will recall any of this tomorrow
Fortunately the spilled drinks were nearly empty anyway and did not drown our phones...
We had already settled our bill so we just up and left what remained on the table.

Strike two
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Lol oh no we're only at two.
 
I just got another notice for someone “following me” on my Tumblr account. That I have never posted a single thing on. I created it a couple weeks ago just to snoop around and see if there was anything there I like (so far, nothing). But I now have 21 people following me that are clearly not real people because there is no reason whatsoever to follow me. What a festering, stinking pile of bullshit!
 
cascadiabound said:
Honestly - like I said - this is really not a dive bar. It is a family friendly sit down, never seen anyone drunk at it - so this was all pretty weird.

So now - she is standing over us - a not very tall extra curvy gal. And then she goes down. Knocking over both of our glasses and ending up flat on her back on the floor. With that dazed, drunk, glazed over look. She is just flat out on the floor. I did not hear her knock her head (hard wood floor) - so I am pretty sure she is not injured. Me and two others get her up off the floor and into a chair. I can's seem to go into patient care mode... but anyway. She appeared to by the usual un injured drunk. I doubt she will recall any of this tomorrow
Fortunately the spilled drinks were nearly empty anyway and did not drown our phones...
We had already settled our bill so we just up and left what remained on the table.

Strike two
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Far out. I'm TexAss, and rarely see that....oh wait....😂🤣...guess I do. Hope this turns out with a success.
 
BrendaD said:
I just got another notice for someone “following me” on my Tumblr account. That I have never posted a single thing on. I created it a couple weeks ago just to snoop around and see if there was anything there I like (so far, nothing). But I now have 21 people following me that are clearly not real people because there is no reason whatsoever to follow me. What a festering, stinking pile of bullshit!
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Yea, there's lots of bots on that. I block them daily.
 
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