Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[default24]

hey, we can't parallel park cause y'all lie about your dick size. #justsaying

Alright, well you learn how to parallel park and I'll learn how to use this tape measure thing. You measure from the butthole forward, right?

 

[Ingenue844]

200 pages since I last visited. How is everyone!?

 

[Mgwb11]

lol I don't actually know why people do, because like...let's say you tell a girl you're basically a dragon dildo, SHE'S GOING TO FIND OUT if you ever make it to sexy time, and it's not like she's gonna just shrug and be okay with you lying. You'd have to be a hell of an illusionist to maintain that fantasy

 

[jason28053]

Alright, well you learn how to parallel park and I'll learn how to use this tape measure thing. You measure from the butthole forward, right?

I prefer a yard stick!

 

[LupineOne]

*vigorously shakes off*
Oof that hot shower felt awesome.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Anyone else boozing it up? Want to hear some depressing dumb shir? What the fuck Lit? Get at me mih fuckers!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Alright, well you learn how to parallel park and I'll learn how to use this tape measure thing. You measure from the butthole forward, right?

sigh, if you want my help, just ask

 

[Mgwb11]

I prefer a yard stick!

Even yard sticks have centimeters, right?

Lol I feel bad. I don't mean to dick shame. Everybody use what you got!

 

[rjr_1954]

I like the coyote a little more.

I'm an Elmer Fudd man myself.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Anyone else boozing it up? Want to hear some depressing dumb shir? What the fuck Lit? Get at me mih fuckers!

just poured a glass of wine. do you want to share depressing dumb shit?

 

[AmberLGreen]

She’s from the UK, so maybe they require that?

It is part of the driving test to show you can still handle the car whilst having multiple orgasms

 

[Ingenue844]

Anyone else boozing it up? Want to hear some depressing dumb shir? What the fuck Lit? Get at me mih fuckers!

I tied one on today

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

lol I don't actually know why people do, because like...let's say you tell a girl you're basically a dragon dildo, SHE'S GOING TO FIND OUT if you ever make it to sexy time, and it's not like she's gonna just shrug and be okay with you lying. You'd have to be a hell of an illusionist to maintain that fantasy

maybe they have small hands and it is e-boning

 

[Mgwb11]

just poured a glass of wine. do you want to share depressing dumb shit?

Haha I thought that was the most intense slam I had ever seen...then I saw Mo's post

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It is part of the driving test to show you can still handle the car whilst having multiple orgasms

hey, that wasn't part of mine. I want that test. that is way easier than parallel parking

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Haha I thought that was the most intense slam I had ever seen...then I saw Mo's post

I'm highly adaptable like that.

 

[rjr_1954]

spent too much time lying about your dick size

A wart is bigger than mine

 

[AmberLGreen]

hey, that wasn't part of mine. I want that test. that is way easier than parallel parking

Parallel parking isn’t a worry. You just stop by the spot you want to park in, get out of the car, throw the keys to the nearest guy and say “park that for me while I finish my orgasms”

 

[drobert44]

they gave me an epidural once. was a little weak. then the pain killers after were like 2 days, I had to whine so I could pocket extra as 2 days wasn't going to cut it, but they refused more days so got them to double dose. they are so stingy with everything pain related now.

They are afeard of a lawsuit if you get addicted. Wifey has 3 painkillers, she prescribed for herself, I just take otc naproxen for my knee

 

[Mgwb11]

I'm highly adaptable like that.

I may have to use that with my friends. As a new form of hello.

"do you want to share depressing dumb shit?"

 

[default24]

I tied one on today

Same! If by one you mean four or five

 

[BrendaBear]

I tied one on today

Oh oh oh! Nylon rope? Leather straps? Or just some hooch?

 

[drobert44]

A wart is bigger than mine

I could post a dickpic, but won’t…7”

 

[default24]

sigh, if you want my help, just ask

Two hands would be extremely helpful

 

[Mgwb11]

Parallel parking isn’t a worry. You just stop by the spot you want to park in, get out of the car, throw the keys to the nearest guy and say “park that for me while I finish my orgasms”

Hell I can't parallel park but even I'd have a go of it if I was that guy.