Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

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so flannel and profanity basic bitch....awesome

 

[Lindi37]

And I’m a mum bun, takeaway coffee, yelling at the kids, leggings (tight yoga pants) at the supermarket type basic bitch… yes and profanity

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And I’m a mum bun, takeaway coffee, yelling at the kids, leggings (tight yoga pants) at the supermarket type basic bitch… yes and profanity

wow new zealand is a lot more like the US than I knew.

 

[Lindi37]

wow new zealand is a lot more like the US than I knew.

Just with a better accent
Oh and morphine, way more morphine

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just with a better accent

yeah totally, but but pumpkin spice and bath and body works. we always smell edible

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just with a better accent
Oh and morphine, way more morphine

ok, the change beats bath and body works.....sigh

 

[Lindi37]

yeah totally, but but pumpkin spice and bath and body works. we always smell edible

I just try to avoid smelling like cow shit and sileage

JOKING: come here and smell me and you can report back to the group

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I just try to avoid smelling like cow shit and sileage

JOKING: come here and smell me and you can report back to the group

I bet New Zealand is a cool place to visit. I had a friend from there stay with me for a week, the only thing he seemed shocked by is how people all just stepped over an alligator sunning on the sidewalk.

 

[Lindi37]

I bet New Zealand is a cool place to visit. I had a friend from there stay with me for a week, the only thing he seemed shocked by is how people all just stepped over an alligator sunning on the sidewalk.

Most of our pop culture is American. I mean, we have kids watching so much youtube that they start school with American accents

 

[shenglung]

I bet New Zealand is a cool place to visit. I had a friend from there stay with me for a week, the only thing he seemed shocked by is how people all just stepped over an alligator sunning on the sidewalk.

Ok there are people here that get surprised by that if they've never lived in Florida for any amount of time.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok there are people here that get surprised by that if they've never lived in Florida for any amount of time.

yeah, fair enough.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m feeling more like Wile E. Coyote at the moment

Surviving. Old metal-grating style stairs suck. Tweaked my right ankle and rolled down half a flight.
I’ll be feeling that tomorrow. Le sigh.

I love Wile E. Coyote. But you a wolf. You out of the grind yet??

 

[BrendaBear]

I love Wile E. Coyote. But you a wolf. You out of the grind yet??

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[LupineOne]

I love Wile E. Coyote. But you a wolf. You out of the grind yet??

Just got out and sat in my truck. Fuck did that feel better

 

[shenglung]

I love Wile E. Coyote. But you a wolf. You out of the grind yet??

So now the real question do you love Wile E. Or Sylvester more?

 

[jason28053]

Sound on For this one too Justa

 

[BrendaBear]

So now the real question do you love Wile E. Or Sylvester more?

I like the coyote a little more.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sound on For this one too Justa

Is it wrong my first question is why is she with a driving instructor

 

[Mgwb11]

Is it wrong my first question is why is she with a driving instructor

Maybe he has a lot of redeeming qualities and can make her laugh!

 

[default24]

Is it wrong my first question is why is she with a driving instructor

... she's a woman it can only help

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

... she's a woman it can only help

hey, we can't parallel park cause y'all lie about your dick size. #justsaying

 

[jason28053]

Is it wrong my first question is why is she with a driving instructor

She’s from the UK, so maybe they require that?

 

[Mgwb11]

hey, we can't parallel park cause y'all lie about your dick size. #justsaying

I can't parallel park even then, I have no excuse

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I can't parallel park even then, I have no excuse

spent too much time lying about your dick size?