Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Trubbycat]

super basic vibe, or something cool?

Basic stuff but I was surprised

 

[rjr_1954]

Hey, not to hijack the thread but I just found out today that some CVS stores sell sex toys!

Old news in Ohio

 

[Trubbycat]

Old news in Ohio

Shows you the last time I was in that aisle LOL

 

[Lindi37]

they gave me an epidural once. was a little weak. then the pain killers after were like 2 days, I had to whine so I could pocket extra as 2 days wasn't going to cut it, but they refused more days so got them to double dose. they are so stingy with everything pain related now.

Yikes! As mentioned a few days ago much to someones disgust, I ALWAYS take the morphine

 

[Mgwb11]

all I have is cash, slutty videos, and some chocolate chips right now.

One of those would definitely do it.

...I fucking love chocolate chips.

 

[Trubbycat]

Anybody else annoyed that we were promised super soldiers and flying cars and jet packs and moon bases and it's all taking so damn long? Okay maybe we don't need the super soldiers, but like...the rest...

Although with the way people drive, maybe I don't want them to be able to pilot their car in another dimension.

Nevermind.

I'm pissed that with two shots and three boosters I'm not ripped like Steve Rogers...

 

[rjr_1954]

Nice, there's that extreme answer I was looking for!

I know several one pillow people, and several people who could build a fortress of solitude on their bed. I have no idea how you do it.

I sleep like I'm in a coma! The building could be on fire an I wouldn't know it. One pillow will do.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

all I have is cash, slutty videos, and some chocolate chips right now.

Ooh, chocolate chips

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

One of those would definitely do it.

...I fucking love chocolate chips.

Great minds?

 

[Mgwb11]

Great minds?

Lol yeah if she wanted to trade away the slutty videos she shouldn't have mentioned the chocolate. Rookie mistake.

 

[rjr_1954]

Is this like the quality of your linen or am I not following correctly?

Flannel all year around.

 

[Lindi37]

Lol yeah if she wanted to trade away the slutty videos she shouldn't have mentioned the chocolate. Rookie mistake.

But did you assess the quality of both items on offer, because that shit matters

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

But did you assess the quality of both items on offer, because that shit matters

True. Cheap chocolate chips would be disappointing

 

[Mgwb11]

Alright, time to go make dinner. Have fun chaos y'all!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yikes! As mentioned a few days ago much to someones disgust, I ALWAYS take the morphine

shit, they gave me a walking epidural, told me to stop pushing the button (I did not, pushed that every time they looked away), then made me beg for 6 tramadol. Can one even get morphine if not like hours from death anymore? Shit has gotten out of control.

 

[Lindi37]

Dunno
Mr Shady and I don't bother with Valentines Day as our wedding anniversary is a couple of days prior.
BUT this year am eagerly anticipating a special delivery from overseas...

I don’t think I’ve ever celebrated Valentines Day. I mean, lets get him sorting me something for my birthday or christmas first shall we

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’ve had morphine after all three c-sections, hysterectomy, and several of my other surgeries, not all though. Surprising how often male surgeons prescribe panadol after an op on the uterus, ovaries, cervix etc OUCH!

I might end up deleting this tbh

so yeah, I am just a whiney wussy bitch apparently edit to add laugh and explanation of L&D...but stitches

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so valentines day....i like clearance chocolate after. those are my plans lol

 

[Lindi37]

so yeah, I am just a whiney wussy bitch apparently

Fuck no! I’m the one taking morphine! I’d say it’s more a reflection of our different medical systems than anything

 

[Codeman93]

so valentines day....i like clearance chocolate after. those are my plans lol

Wine that night chocolates the next day?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Fuck no! I’m the one taking morphine! I’d say it’s more a reflection of our different medical systems than anything

i just shoved a baby out my vagina, you have better cause. but back in my friends' day's people didn't walk with epidurals and and and there were stitches and it was not cool, not cool at all (see the whine now)

 

[Lindi37]

i just shoved a baby out my vagina, you have better cause. but back in my friends' day's people didn't walk with epidurals and and and there were stitches and it was not cool, not cool at all (see the whine now)

I’m clearly too posh to push

Disclaimer: I am not posh #basicbitch

 

[Lindi37]

i just shoved a baby out my vagina, you have better cause. but back in my friends' day's people didn't walk with epidurals and and and there were stitches and it was not cool, not cool at all (see the whine now)

#queenjusta

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m clearly too posh to push

Disclaimer: I am not posh #basicbitch

pumpkin spice and uggs or yoga pants and bath and body works basic bitch?

 

[Lindi37]

pumpkin spice and uggs or yoga pants and bath and body works basic bitch?

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