jason28053
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You sound like a millennialI don’t become paralyzed.
I did give one woman who worked for me shit a couple years back.
I said, you need to text me. You keep calling me like some kind of barbarian.

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You sound like a millennialI don’t become paralyzed.
I did give one woman who worked for me shit a couple years back.
I said, you need to text me. You keep calling me like some kind of barbarian.
I am impressed You hear it ring! I have my ring tone play “silence” because I really don’t want to talk on a phone.Phone calls are the Devil’s work. When my phone rings I become paralyzed instantly.
Damn barbarian bitches piss me off!… some kind of barbarian.
I had to call Cozumel about my damned condo today.Oh I'm right there with you. I avoid phone calls whenever possible.
I dont answer the phone if I dont know who it is.Remember the days you would answer the phone and have no clue as to who was calling? It was always a surprise.![]()
I thought it was a cock raceIf this was a horse race, you would be in the running
Everywhere it fits.Poke her in the eye? Earlier it was dildo in the ear? You boys don’t know where stuff goes!!! WTF!!!
There is tens of thousands of scenes on pornhub that start out that very same way
Yes, but to be fair, it never gets old...quick, name the teacher you had it bad for? (Mademoiselle Martell, my first French Teacher)So no points for originality then, got it.
oh well, I thought it was funny.
Hmmmm like that guy they call Needle Dick the bug fucker. Okay, got it!Everywhere it fits.
Fraulein Hannore Veeck, from Weimar..............Yes, but to be fair, it never gets old...quick, name the teacher you had it bad for? (Mademoiselle Martell, my first French Teacher)
Mine have always been complicated with 3 small businesses, a special needs estate and many deductions for cancer treatment, taxes and mortgage etc. So I just pull together the papers that say “for your taxes”, scan it, and send it all my favorite cousin. His family discount is a deal I could not refuse!My taxes are very simple. I have one W-2 and my student loan interest. That's usually it. This year, I'll actually have dividends to report. Plug them into TurboTax. Q.E.D.![]()
Yeah mine does too. Fight or flight![]()
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I'm the opposite.
When my phone rings, my adrenaline goes through the roof.
The Microsoft “ding” gives me PTSD!Yeah mine does too. Fight or flight![]()
The question is does he have the stamina to hold on those two extra furlongs.That sounded fucked up. You ARE in the running. That comment about making phonecalls while cooking dinner was you making your run on the back stretch. These metaphors won’t mean shit to people who don’t watch horse racing
If I come across one I will let you know. AA has a lot of antiques.I want to find a working old school rotary phone.
I haven't found any in the flea markets and shops, in any state, that I've been to.
I read that as “two extra foot longs”. I haven’t eaten yet today and now I’m thinking about CostCo $1.25 hotdog and sodas…The question is does he have the stamina to hold on those two extra furlongs.
A lot of the cool "old" things have ended up in landfills.If I come across one I will let you know. AA has a lot of antiques.
I’m taking this home with me. Next person that calls me is getting labeled a barbarianI don’t become paralyzed.
I did give one woman who worked for me shit a couple years back.
I said, you need to text me. You keep calling me like some kind of barbarian.
Oh poor youI had to call Cozumel about my damned condo today.
No reason not toI’m taking this home with me. Next person that calls me is getting labeled a barbarian
But what if they just want to hear your voice?I’m taking this home with me. Next person that calls me is getting labeled a barbarian
I won’t name him but it was my science teacher in 10th grade and then 12th grade. I took an extra science class just because of himYes, but to be fair, it never gets old...quick, name the teacher you had it bad for? (Mademoiselle Martell, my first French Teacher)