Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Codeman93]

This made me think of that episode on TBBT where Howard and Rajesh were trying remote kissing

I forgot about that episode my favorite is still when they eat the pot cookies/brownies (I don’t remember which)

 

[Strixaluco]

Now it’s video sex I feel left out

Read till the end - "offline only"

Inter continental phone charges can be steep anyhow.

Skype or some other online calling system is a lot better even within the same continent when it's to a different country. Not much experience about intercontinental.

 

[Codeman93]

Read till the end - "offline only"

Skype or some other online calling system is a lot better even within the same continent when it's to a different country. Not much experience about intercontinental.

I know I was just teasing

 

[jason28053]

God no. My penises lack artistic ability

Maybe it’s the subject matter?

 

[shenglung]

I forgot about that episode my favorite is still when they eat the pot cookies/brownies (I don’t remember which)

The one where there camping waiting for the meteor shower and Penny slips in the shower?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Maybe it’s the subject matter?

Idk, I’m just drawing them from my minds eye.

 

[Codeman93]

The one where there camping waiting for the meteor shower and Penny slips in the shower?

Yes

 

[shenglung]

Idk, I’m just drawing them from my minds eye.

Well if it adds another point in my favor I can help you with your drawing.

 

[jason28053]

Idk, I’m just drawing them from my minds eye.

Little dick figure drawings

 

[BrendaBear]

At this rate I think about 80% of the folks here want to poke you in the eye with one

Poke her in the eye? Earlier it was dildo in the ear? You boys don’t know where stuff goes!!! WTF!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

Most of us are just fumbling around in the dark looking for the wet spot

Come to think of it, there was extensive talk about fruit molesting also.

I think some schooling is clearly needed about what goes where… and why (to quote Silver Streak)!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am tempted to write some silly school scenario, but I will leave that for someone else.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Poke her in the eye? Earlier it was dildo in the ear? You boys don’t know where stuff goes!!! WTF!!!

I step out for a hair cut and...CHAOS! Pure Chaos.

 

[BrendaBear]

Come to think of it, there was extensive talk about fruit molesting also.

I think some schooling is clearly needed about what goes where… and why (to quote Silver Streak)!

I wrote this as a joke assignment a while back…

Before starting, prepare an appropriate clean, dry and soft (preferably padded) surface.

Remove wrapping from human labeled “hotness”, and place her face down on prepared surface.

Remove wrapping from human labeled “stud” and place him face down on top of hotness.

NOTE: Stud should support his weight with his forearms, as to not squash hotness.

For ease of assembly, it is beneficial for the following steps to be taken but they may be skipped if other preparations have already been taken (listed in appendix “Foreplay”).

1 - Stud to reach hands around hotness, and apply gentle caressing upon the chest area of hotness.

2 - Stud should apply gentle kisses to the neck of hotness, while whispering things about undying love and eternal devotion in the ear of hotness.

NOTE: Hotness probably won’t believe stud, but it’s a nice thought anyway.

3 - Stud should simultaneously be rubbing appendage “D” against hotness, as interest grows.

After sufficient preparation has been done (for further description, see appendix “Bitch wants it now”), appendage “D” should be inserted into slot “P” or the optional slot “A”.

NOTE: Destination slot should be pre-determined as preparations are different for optional slot “A” (see appendix “Lots of lubricant is your friend”).

 

[hotoldrguy]

I step out for a hair cut and...CHAOS! Pure Chaos.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/Vzlhmhv19z9qnYmDTW/giphy.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

 

[BrendaBear]

There is tens of thousands of scenes on pornhub that start out that very same way

So no points for originality then, got it.

oh well, I thought it was funny.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’ll make them while I cook!

If this was a horse race, you would be in the running

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

If this was a horse race, you would be in the running

That sounded fucked up. You ARE in the running. That comment about making phonecalls while cooking dinner was you making your run on the back stretch. These metaphors won’t mean shit to people who don’t watch horse racing

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yesssss Brenda Bear. Yes.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh I'm right there with you. I avoid phone calls whenever possible.

Phone calls are the Devil’s work. When my phone rings I become paralyzed instantly.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

At this rate I think about 80% of the folks here want to poke you in the eye with one

I think you’re on fire today

 

[jason28053]

Phone calls are the Devil’s work. When my phone rings I become paralyzed instantly.

Ok I get, I’ll stop paralyzing you.

 

[Seadog777]

Phone calls are the Devil’s work. When my phone rings I become paralyzed instantly.

I'm the opposite.
When my phone rings, my adrenaline goes through the roof.

 

[Massive Grooves]

Phone calls are the Devil’s work. When my phone rings I become paralyzed instantly.

I don’t become paralyzed.

I did give one woman who worked for me shit a couple years back.

I said, you need to text me. You keep calling me like some kind of barbarian.