Even More Random Thoughts

[kentuckymtnman]

I blame working dental for years. Had to watch a video If Saliva Was Red….so gross.

You’re still one of my favorites!

 

[Crankbait88]

The more I drink, the happier I get. The more I drink, the worse I feel the next morning.

 

[TongueLust]

I love her voice and the way she reads.

 

[TongueLust]

Pre-Shadow Mercury Retrograde begins today, and the Post-Shadow ends on February 8, 2023.

 

[smtst5]

How much money would you have if you were paid $20 for each time that you masturbated?

 

[Mrtenant]

How much money would you have if you were paid $20 for each time that you masturbated?

Get back in your fucking booth, the red light is still on.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

How much money would you have if you were paid $20 for each time that you masturbated?

I'd be a millionaire just from my first three months on Lit.

 

[gga]

I'd be a millionaire just from my first three months on Lit.

OMG. I did the math

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

OMG. I did the math

Never do the math!!!

 

[TongueLust]

Get those kidneys checked.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude my favorite part about this time of year is yelling ‘Happy Holidays’ if someone says ‘Merry Christmas.’ Also ‘Merry Christmas’ if they say ‘Happy Holidays.’

 

[ydahecnot]

Dude my favorite part about this time of year is yelling ‘Happy Holidays’ if someone says ‘Merry Christmas.’ Also ‘Merry Christmas’ if they say ‘Happy Holidays.’

Throw in a Happy Hanukkah to really throw them off

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Throw in a Happy Hanukkah to really throw them off

Always been a Kwanza muh fucker myself.

 

[Orchidea73]

https://media.tumblr.com/954ebfbea19e9bfc996d2cb0222b0a34/tumblr_inline_mf9k061lby1rbumi6.gif

 

[TongueLust]

It feels like a Saturday.

 

[Lady2020]

I saw Little Richard at college in 72.' He sang Tutti Frutti. Everyone was rocking. Unfortunately, Jerry Jeff Walker was too out of it to play. He got booed off the stage.

 

[Photog1rl]

Why am I the only one in my family that lets the dog out?

 

[Coranhorn]

Why am I the only one in my family that lets the dog out?

Because they assume you always will, so they dont?

 

[Chillygirl]

Lol how quickly they forget

 

[Photog1rl]

Because they assume you always will, so they dont?

But I am sick and feeling very sorry for myself!

 

[VoraciousValue]

https://media.tumblr.com/954ebfbea19e9bfc996d2cb0222b0a34/tumblr_inline_mf9k061lby1rbumi6.gif

"There was a sign in a cathouse window. It said: 'OUT TO LUNCH--BEAT IT!'" -- Redd Foxx

 

[Girly_girl]

I’ve often wondered over the years… what if there was a big Lit meet and greet, who would they look for…their Lit friends, their Lit crush, would we all be wearing our usernames on name tags

 

[JerseyJade]

I’ve often wondered over the years… what if there was a big Lit meet and greet, who would they look for…their Lit friends, their Lit crush, would we all be wearing our usernames on name tags

You would be the first person I'd look for.

 

[default24]

I’ve often wondered over the years… what if there was a big Lit meet and greet, who would they look for…their Lit friends, their Lit crush, would we all be wearing our usernames on name tags

I'd wear a nametag, but I'd totally have it be soulsurfer or pmann or something

 

[Girly_girl]

You would be the first person I'd look for.

Right back at you, girlfriend. A hug and a selfie and then drinks