kentuckymtnman
Literotica Guru
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You’re still one of my favorites!I blame working dental for years. Had to watch a video If Saliva Was Red….so gross.
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You’re still one of my favorites!I blame working dental for years. Had to watch a video If Saliva Was Red….so gross.
Get back in your fucking booth, the red light is still on.How much money would you have if you were paid $20 for each time that you masturbated?
I'd be a millionaire just from my first three months on Lit.How much money would you have if you were paid $20 for each time that you masturbated?
OMG. I did the mathI'd be a millionaire just from my first three months on Lit.![]()
Never do the math!!!OMG. I did the math![]()
Throw in a Happy Hanukkah to really throw them offDude my favorite part about this time of year is yelling ‘Happy Holidays’ if someone says ‘Merry Christmas.’ Also ‘Merry Christmas’ if they say ‘Happy Holidays.’
Always been a Kwanza muh fucker myself.Throw in a Happy Hanukkah to really throw them off
Because they assume you always will, so they dont?Why am I the only one in my family that lets the dog out?
But I am sick and feeling very sorry for myself!Because they assume you always will, so they dont?
"There was a sign in a cathouse window. It said: 'OUT TO LUNCH--BEAT IT!'" -- Redd Foxx
You would be the first person I'd look for.I’ve often wondered over the years… what if there was a big Lit meet and greet, who would they look for…their Lit friends, their Lit crush, would we all be wearing our usernames on name tags![]()

I'd wear a nametag, but I'd totally have it be soulsurfer or pmann or somethingI’ve often wondered over the years… what if there was a big Lit meet and greet, who would they look for…their Lit friends, their Lit crush, would we all be wearing our usernames on name tags![]()
Right back at you, girlfriend. A hug and a selfie and then drinksYou would be the first person I'd look for.![]()
