Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%
  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%
  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%
  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%

  • Total voters
    214
I feel really grateful that I’ve never had an issue producing my own lub.
Plentiful and sweet.
If there’s gonna be some back door action, Almost Naked is my go to.

Thinking back to the Astroglide days - how they advertise never sticky. Yeah right, its like Karo white syrup.

And now I’m thinking about lube that tastes, that still a thing - wild cherry or whacky watermelon.
 
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Which feels better, naturally lubricant produced yourself or your favorite retail lube of choice? Is there a difference? What say you?
Oh, goodness. 😂

My only experience with lube is from Lit. My then Dominant partner insisted I go buy some to broaden my experience.

I about died from embarrassment at the checkout.

I’m kinda dying right now, remembering. 🫠

*where is that darn embarrassed emoji*

* * *

Just looked.

Still have the pic taken to show him I was in the store!
Still have the unopened lube.
Somewhere. :p
 
But who buys it by the gallon?
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I do. Well, technically I buy a two pack of 64oz pump bottles. One for the bedroom, one for the bathroom.

I'm economical and always prepared.

I'm also jealous of SMN's plentiful and sweet capabilities.

Those are not the two adjectives that come to mind when thinking about how I would describe myself...
 
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I do. Well, technically I buy a two pack of 64oz pump bottles. One for the bedroom, one for the bathroom.

I'm economical and always prepared.

I'm also jealous of SMN's plentiful and sweet capabilities.

Those are not the two adjectives that come to mind when thinking about how I would describe myself...
Is Swiss Navy a good lube?
 
I’m fascinated by the varieties. How many different lube companies are there? We use KY at the hospital. I don’t think I realized there was such a market. 😍
 
I’m fascinated by the varieties. How many different lube companies are there? We use KY at the hospital. I don’t think I realized there was such a market. 😍
KY is freaking AWFUL

great for inserting a finger up the butt once. Awful after five strokes. It's claggy and sticky 🤢
 
I can agree on the finger up the butt. I’m not usually doing it repeatedly. 🤷🏻‍♀️

What’s your fave?
Yeah, that's why ky is great in medical settings.

I don't have favorites so much as I know which ones I want to avoid. Just like sex toys, lube is varied and there's been some real thought into the different uses.

I always rub lube between my fingers for a bit too get a feel how the composition changes with friction. If it beads up, I know I'm going to be exfoliating my husband. That's no fun for either of us.

I prefer water based for the ease of cleanup. Silicon is definitely more slippery and can take a bit of effort to wash off. Worth it for  those times, though 😎
 
Yeah, that's why ky is great in medical settings.

I don't have favorites so much as I know which ones I want to avoid. Just like sex toys, lube is varied and there's been some real thought into the different uses.

I always rub lube between my fingers for a bit too get a feel how the composition changes with friction. If it beads up, I know I'm going to be exfoliating my husband. That's no fun for either of us.

I prefer water based for the ease of cleanup. Silicon is definitely more slippery and can take a bit of effort to wash off. Worth it for  those times, though 😎
I love expert opinion. 😁

Testing the viscosity. Check.
 
Oh, and to answer the question as asked.

Better is whatever results in the best sex for you.
Some of us take a freaking long time to warm up and just want to get down to business. Lube is amazing for that.

My body has been through the ringer these past five years. The way my body responds to desire and sexual stimulus has changed. I've had to meet my body where it's at and be ready for sexy time when the mood strikes because any amount of difficulty really gets in the way of me following through. I want to have sex, damnit. I stash lube strategically so that if an opportunity to get freaky arises, I've got my back.
 
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