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I pray it’s only ever hypothetically! 🤣

Bears are not cute and cuddly. Teddy bears, yes. True bears? Especially grizzlies? You’re food, and not in a good way 🤣
That is precisely why they are so dangerous. Black Bears look cute and cuddly. But an adult male black bear is a 4-500lb, six-and-a-half foot long killing and eating machine. It is the apex predator everywhere it lives unless there are Grizzly bears. (There was a year old bear at the camp where I have a trailer who got way too close to humans; we think he thought he was a dog. But even he was over 200lb. So what happens if a kid runs out of peanut butter sandwiches?)

We are lucky that they tend to be too lazy to kill you...they would rather steal a meal from a pack of wolves or a cougar.
 
That is precisely why they are so dangerous. Black Bears look cute and cuddly. But an adult male black bear is a 4-500lb, six-and-a-half foot long killing and eating machine. It is the apex predator everywhere it lives unless there are Grizzly bears. (There was a year old bear at the camp where I have a trailer who got way too close to humans; we think he thought he was a dog. But even he was over 200lb. So what happens if a kid runs out of peanut butter sandwiches?)

We are lucky that they tend to be too lazy to kill you...they would rather steal a meal from a pack of wolves or a cougar.

Christmas is over, Santa’s gone. Meet Grizzly Adams.
oh… it would be so much better if it was Grizzly Addams! 🤣🤣🤣
 
That is precisely why they are so dangerous. Black Bears look cute and cuddly. But an adult male black bear is a 4-500lb, six-and-a-half foot long killing and eating machine. It is the apex predator everywhere it lives unless there are Grizzly bears. (There was a year old bear at the camp where I have a trailer who got way too close to humans; we think he thought he was a dog. But even he was over 200lb. So what happens if a kid runs out of peanut butter sandwiches?)

We are lucky that they tend to be too lazy to kill you...they would rather steal a meal from a pack of wolves or a cougar.
Exactly on point
 
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