What’s your most controversial opinion?

[MedicalMuse]

Morgan Freeman for the daily activities and great moments.

Sam Jackson for those "Fuck this mutha fucka" moments.

You understand me. I don’t love you, but there could be some lust there.

 

[jaF0]

I can't see him without thinking of Joe Clark.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

You understand me. I don’t love you, but there could be some lust there.

Story of my life.... they just like me for my ability to choose the correct celebrity voice to profanely narrate their lives.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Story of my life.... they just like me for my ability to choose the correct celebrity voice to profanely narrate their lives.

Could be worse. They could be using you for your body. Or your car

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

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Could be worse. They could be using you for your body. Or your car

Oh yeah that would be horrible.....

 

[aussiegeekygal]

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Oh yeah that would be horrible.....

Well that depends on what kind of car you drive now, doesn't it?

 

[MedicalMuse]

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Oh yeah that would be horrible.....

I’ll use you for your body. No feelings though. You don’t have those, I think you said that somewhere once

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I’ll use you for your body. No feelings though. You don’t have those, I think you said that somewhere once

I have feelings!

If you prick me do I not bleed? If you tickle me do I not laugh? If you poison me do I not die? And if you wrong me shall I not revenge?

(Okay.... so I'm still laughing from the "if you prick me" part )

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Well that depends on what kind of car you drive now, doesn't it?

They see me rollin'

They hatin'

 

[aussiegeekygal]

They see me rollin'

They hatin'

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I'd fuck you for a ride in that!
I wonder if we'd actually fit

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I'd fuck you for a ride in that!
I wonder if we'd actually fit

The trying to squeeze inside is the fun part

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The trying to squeeze inside is the fun part

Limbs flying everywhere. The accidental knee to the head.
Yeah.
I'm a bit of a pro in this regard.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Limbs flying everywhere. The accidental knee to the head.
Yeah.
I'm a bit of a pro in this regard.

Well we're both tall.... so it adds a challenge factor.

And I keep Tylenol handy for any blunt force trauma 'cause I'm a forward thinker like that.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Kunt force trauma '

Now hang on just a second, Mr. Bait And Switch...

You have to buy me dinner first if we're going into fisting territory

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Now hang on just a second, Mr. Bait And Switch...

You have to buy me dinner first if we're going into fisting territory

Not gonna lie.... I checked my post like 12 times to see if I really made that typo

 

[Cymru9696]

Now hang on just a second, Mr. Bait And Switch...

You have to buy me dinner first if we're going into fisting territory

Dinner? It had better be a Paris Michelin 3 star followed by a suite at George V.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dinner? It had better be a Paris Michelin 3 star followed by a suite at George V.

That's still not going to get me to give head

 

[ydahecnot]

I'd fuck you for a ride in that!
I wonder if we'd actually fit

I’d fit

Oh, in the car. Nah

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’d fit

Oh, in the car. Nah

What are you trying to say about my vagina, huh?

 

[ydahecnot]

What are you trying to say about my vagina, huh?

Apples and oranges. If my penis were all that needed to fit in the car, it would, but what’s the point of that?

 

[RjThoughts]

Storms are evil.

As someone who believes in ghosts and other paranormal identities, I will concur.
And they can be great, too

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Apples and oranges. If my penis were all that needed to fit in the car, it would, but what’s the point of that?

It would have shelter from the rain?

 

[Cymru9696]

Hunters should:
- really be hungry and need the meat
- if not, give away some or most of the meat
- hunt while free of alcohol or drugs

I have friends who are expert marksmen with a crossbow and work for the county to help cull the overpopulation of deer. This makes complete sense to me as a common good.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

This is an awesome thread.

 

[ydahecnot]

Hey, one lightning rod thread at a time