Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So... do you recommend the commercially available vayjayjay game/pelvic floor biofeedback products?
AFAF

I haven't actually bought any yet, I am waiting for the chinese knock offs. My vagina and I are rather cheap. Also, a major collector of the Chinese vaginal devices.

 

[shenglung]

I haven't actually bought any yet, I am waiting for the chinese knock offs. My vagina and I are rather cheap. Also, a major collector of the Chinese vaginal devices.

And now I'm picturing a shelf full of decortative boxes filled with Ben Wa Balls

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And now I'm picturing a shelf full of decortative boxes filled with Ben Wa Balls

drawers and shelves, though only a few sets of ben wa balls. I am big into variety and something different and new.

 

[LupineOne]

Sweet dreams and sticky fingers, Chaos!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sweet dreams and sticky fingers, Chaos!

well that might be the nicest thing I heard today. That might be my christmas card message next year.

 

[Mr_Soup]

Sweet dreams and sticky fingers, Chaos!

Good night, wingman!

 

[shenglung]

drawers and shelves, though only a few sets of ben wa balls. I am big into variety and something different and new.

This always makes me wonder how many women have accidentally gotten Baoding Balls instead and had to explain bell sounds at awkward times lol

 

[LupineOne]

well that might be the nicest thing I heard today. That might be my christmas card message next year.

Do it!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This always makes me wonder how many women have accidentally gotten Baoding Balls instead and had to explain bell sounds at awkward times lol

I thought that was usually purposely. Like they were way easier to play than the harmonica and piccolo. of course, maracas are the easiest way to go.

 

[Mr_Soup]

This always makes me wonder how many women have accidentally gotten Baoding Balls instead and had to explain bell sounds at awkward times lol

I would assume its intentional. Like ringing a dinner bell.

 

[shenglung]

I thought that was usually purposely. Like they were way easier to play than the harmonica and piccolo. of course, maracas are the easiest way to go.

Well if your playing music with your vagina that's a talent I'd love to experience

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I would assume its intentional. Like ringing a dinner bell.

So, is dinner served or...?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well if your playing music with your vagina that's a talent I'd love to experience

eh, well, I have spent a long time trying to find a hidden talent but overall it is a rather unimpressive cunt. My boobs are really where all the hidden talent was found. I keep trying though. maracas were the most successful.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

eh, well, I have spent a long time trying to find a hidden talent but overall it is a rather unimpressive cunt. My boobs are really where all the hidden talent was found. I keep trying though. maracas were the most successful.

I fondly (fondle?) recall your musical talent. I believe it went gold and won a Grammy...or a Titty...

 

[cascadiabound]

eh, well, I have spent a long time trying to find a hidden talent but overall it is a rather unimpressive cunt. My boobs are really where all the hidden talent was found. I keep trying though. maracas were the most successful.

I would have thought tying bells to your nipples would be the obvious musical instrument

 

[shenglung]

eh, well, I have spent a long time trying to find a hidden talent but overall it is a rather unimpressive cunt. My boobs are really where all the hidden talent was found. I keep trying though. maracas were the most successful.

Well admittedly the boobs are certainly impressive, but definitely don't give up trying I'm sure you just need to find the right instrument.

 

[Mr_Soup]

eh, well, I have spent a long time trying to find a hidden talent but overall it is a rather unimpressive cunt. My boobs are really where all the hidden talent was found. I keep trying though. maracas were the most successful.

Have you tried the flute? I heard stories while at band camp.

 

[cascadiabound]

Have you tried the flute? I heard stories while at band camp.

Band camp is riddled with hopeful rumor and innuendo.

 

[Lindi37]

I would have thought tying bells to your nipples would be the obvious musical instrument

The boobs clap btw. Thought I’d add my 2cents
Percussion is just as valuable in music

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Band camp is riddled with hopeful rumor and innuendo.

...and thats why we all wanna go...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I fondly (fondle?) recall your musical talent. I believe it went gold and won a Grammy...or a Titty...

still waiting on my grammy invite

I would have thought tying bells to your nipples would be the obvious musical instrument

indeed, but I use bell nipple clamps, and pectoral flexing to bounce the bells.

Well admittedly the boobs are certainly impressive, but definitely don't give up trying I'm sure you just need to find the right instrument.

someday I will find it.

Have you tried the flute? I heard stories while at band camp.

shit, I can't play a flute with my mouth. that is a hard instrument.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I feel like I missed out by having zero musical talent

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Band camp is riddled with hopeful rumor and innuendo.

well apparently I missed out. I only went to girl scout camp.

 

[Lindi37]

still waiting on my grammy invite

indeed, but I use bell nipple clamps, and pectoral flexing to bounce the bells.

someday I will find it.

shit, I can't play a flute with my mouth. that is a hard instrument.

Is this where I insert a ‘that’s what she said’ joke

 

[Mr_Soup]

shit, I can't play a flute with my mouth. that is a hard instrument.

I see what you did there.