Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[TANSTAAFL58]

I suspect that like Lit itself, it would be far more popular with the guys.

A spectator sport.

 

[Mr_Soup]

I suspect that like Lit itself, it would be far more popular with the guys.

When they make a penis equivalent controller, I’m so going pro.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

When they make a penis equivalent controller, I’m so going pro.

Definitely

 

[BrendaBear]

When they make a penis equivalent controller, I’m so going pro.

 

[Mr_Soup]

I was more thinking Street Fighter. I’ve already got Zangief’s spinning piledriver motion down pat.

And if you know what that is, you’re welcome for the mental imagery.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

...and I don't even play video games much.

 

[shenglung]

Buy anyway, after Duck Hunt, Next up. Mortal Combat. Because obviously fighting, cool moves, and "Finish her". yeah. I'd totally play with my vajayjay.

Ok this is all I'm probably going to think about next time I play Mortal Kombat... also I'm picturing the announcer now yelling Orgasmic after doing a Fatality lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok this is all I'm probably going to think about next time I play Mortal Kombat... also I'm picturing the announcer now yelling Orgasmic after doing a Fatality lol

you're welcome. but well, you are on lit, how long would you really play anything without thinking about pussy anyway?

 

[BrendaBear]

you're welcome. but well, you are on lit, how long would you really play anything without thinking about pussy anyway?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Hi, I'm the Beast, and I boobs.

 

[shenglung]

you're welcome. but well, you are on lit, how long would you really play anything without thinking about pussy anyway?

True enough and considering one of the last mainstream games I bought literally had a slider to select between styles of vagina in the character creator that probably doesn't help lol

 

[rjr_1954]

hahaha. yeah, see I never planned to be in the forums. I was going to write stories. I wanted readers to see immediately that they were coming from the perspective of the desperate housewife cliché that I have become. But housewife seemed to be such a lie, as I have a soul sucking corporate job and am not as stuck as true housewives. so yeah, not only a bad choice, but worst part is so many men didn't get the cliche I wanted them to understand. So not only is it huge and overthought, it is also pointless. sigh.

And least you are remembering what is important though, so thanks,

Um…no. You PM her if you want to talk.

I got messed up. I had three personals going at the same time. I'll try to do one at a time.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hi, I'm the Beast, and I boobs.

boobs are awesome indeed. mine are holding my drink for me right now

True enough and considering one of the last mainstream games I bought literally had a slider to select between styles of vagina in the character creator that probably doesn't help lol

haha. um ok, and what is this game. I want more information.

 

[Mr_Soup]

you're welcome. but well, you are on lit, how long would you really play anything without thinking about pussy anyway?

Dead Or Alive says, “Why not both?”

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

you're welcome. but well, you are on lit, how long would you really play anything without thinking about pussy anyway?

Heh heh heh...before I got to the end of that sentence...

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

right, as I will need an etiquette lesson. ya know, politeness doesn't come naturally to my vajayjay. such a pushy cunt.


well thanks. I know it does take a very um "special" kind of woman to have the type of draw to vagina related experimentation that I have. Surprisingly, not every woman wants to play Duck Hunt with their vagina. you would be amazed the amount of things typical women don't try to do with their vagina. Buy anyway, after Duck Hunt, Next up. Mortal Combat. Because obviously fighting, cool moves, and "Finish her". yeah. I'd totally play with my vajayjay.

The one game I would recommend against playing with your vagina: Pokemon. "Gotta catch 'em all with my vagina" sounds like you're asking for bad itches in uncomfortable places

 

[shenglung]

boobs are awesome indeed. mine are holding my drink for me right now

haha. um ok, and what is this game. I want more information.

1) that is an awesome usage of boobs
2) the game was Cyberpunk 2077 and let you mix and match genders and genitalia pretty freely. Want to be a buff guy with a vagina lady with big boobs and giant penis also first person sex scenes... yup game gives new meaning to Playstation lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Heh heh heh...before I got to the end of that sentence...

And that is what I love about lit men, we have so much in common,

The one game I would recommend against playing with your vagina: Pokemon. "Gotta catch 'em all with my vagina" sounds like you're asking for bad itches in uncomfortable places

haha, oh um my vagina is a rebel. all I do what I want. recommending against just made my vajayjay want to catch all the mythological creatures and their balls, yes all.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

1) that is an awesome usage of boobs
2) the game was Cyberpunk 2077 and let you mix and match genders and genitalia pretty freely. Want to be a buff guy with a vagina lady with big boobs and giant penis also first person sex scenes... yup game gives new meaning to Playstation lol

so after I create him, is there like an in game purchase for shipping? asking for a friend

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

haha, oh um my vagina is a rebel. all I do what I want. recommending against just made my vajayjay want to catch all the mythological creatures and their balls, yes all.

There's a Squirtle joke in there somewhere...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

There's a Squirtle joke in there somewhere...

damn it, why didn't I go there. It would be so easy. sigh, hindsight. Well, I will remember to slide in a Squirtle next time.

 

[shenglung]

so after I create him, is there like an in game purchase for shipping? asking for a friend

Lol not that I'm aware but if your into Keanu Reeves there are a couple of scenes with him. Apparently he likes it rough drunk and on drugs lol

 

[cascadiabound]

right, as I will need an etiquette lesson. ya know, politeness doesn't come naturally to my vajayjay. such a pushy cunt.


well thanks. I know it does take a very um "special" kind of woman to have the type of draw to vagina related experimentation that I have. Surprisingly, not every woman wants to play Duck Hunt with their vagina. you would be amazed the amount of things typical women don't try to do with their vagina. Buy anyway, after Duck Hunt, Next up. Mortal Combat. Because obviously fighting, cool moves, and "Finish her". yeah. I'd totally play with my vajayjay.

So... do you recommend the commercially available vayjayjay game/pelvic floor biofeedback products?
AFAF

 

[Codeman93]

So... do you recommend the commercially available vayjayjay game/pelvic floor biofeedback products?
AFAF

The game played down below should be the slogan

 

[Mr_Soup]

There's a Squirtle joke in there somewhere...

The game where it starts as a squirtle then evolves into a blastoise.