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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
hahaha. yeah, see I never planned to be in the forums. I was going to write stories. I wanted readers to see immediately that they were coming from the perspective of the desperate housewife cliché that I have become. But housewife seemed to be such a lie, as I have a soul sucking corporate job and am not as stuck as true housewives. so yeah, not only a bad choice, but worst part is so many men didn't get the cliche I wanted them to understand. So not only is it huge and overthought, it is also pointless. sigh.

And least you are remembering what is important though, so thanks,
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
hahaha. yeah, see I never planned to be in the forums. I was going to write stories. I wanted readers to see immediately that they were coming from the perspective of the desperate housewife cliché that I have become. But housewife seemed to be such a lie, as I have a soul sucking corporate job and am not as stuck as true housewives. so yeah, not only a bad choice, but worst part is so many men didn't get the cliche I wanted them to understand. So not only is it huge and overthought, it is also pointless. sigh.

And least you are remembering what is important though, so thanks,
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PM me so I don't get in trouble
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
Checking the Sony website...wish I was an Electrical Engineer; I think this could work...
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yeah, I think this subject needs more research, and dedication, and game choices. oh oh I want one that shoots so I can play duck hunt with my vag on the original Nintendo. that would be fucking hilarious. someone needs to make that happen.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
yeah, I think this subject needs more research, and dedication, and game choices. oh oh I want one that shoots so I can play duck hunt with my vag on the original Nintendo. that would be fucking hilarious. someone needs to make that happen.
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Do you really want the dog laughing at your vah-jay-jay when you miss the duck? 🤣
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
yeah, I think this subject needs more research, and dedication, and game choices. oh oh I want one that shoots so I can play duck hunt with my vag on the original Nintendo. that would be fucking hilarious. someone needs to make that happen.
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I am going to apply to the Canadian National Research Council for an R&D grant first thing Tuesday...i will need volunteer test subjects in possession of a vagina...
 
Mr_Soup said:
Do you really want the dog laughing at your vah-jay-jay when you miss the duck? 🤣
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haha, I didn't think about that, but ya know what, oh yes yes I do. If I am playing duck hunt with my vajayjay, I want much laughter, from all around, including a virtual dog, as If I am the only one cackling like a hyena, (and I so would be) well that is just weird, and would seem like improper vajayjay gaming etiquette
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
haha, I didn't think about that, but ya know what, oh yes yes I do. If I am playing duck hunt with my vajayjay, I want much laughter, from all around, including a virtual dog, as If I am the only one cackling like a hyena, (and I so would be) well that is just weird, and would seem like improper vajayjay gaming etiquette
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Right...I will mention vajayjay gaming etiquette in my application...but not the dog. We dont want the Humane Society on our asses...
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
haha, I didn't think about that, but ya know what, oh yes yes I do. If I am playing duck hunt with my vajayjay, I want much laughter, from all around, including a virtual dog, as If I am the only one cackling like a hyena, (and I so would be) well that is just weird, and would seem like improper vajayjay gaming etiquette
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Man, I’ve missed your posts. 🤣
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
Checking the Sony website...wish I was an Electrical Engineer; I think this could work...
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
yeah, I think this subject needs more research, and dedication, and game choices. oh oh I want one that shoots so I can play duck hunt with my vag on the original Nintendo. that would be fucking hilarious. someone needs to make that happen.
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Funny thing is I could probably make this happen I used to repair controllers for my nephews and niece and with a bit of CAD work could design a new housing for it. 3d print it up in some soft flexible tpu, can even make it ribbed for her pleasure lol 😆
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
Right...I will mention vajayjay gaming etiquette in my application...but not the dog. We dont want the Humane Society on our asses...
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right, as I will need an etiquette lesson. ya know, politeness doesn't come naturally to my vajayjay. such a pushy cunt.

Mr_Soup said:
Man, I’ve missed your posts. 🤣
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well thanks. I know it does take a very um "special" kind of woman to have the type of draw to vagina related experimentation that I have. Surprisingly, not every woman wants to play Duck Hunt with their vagina. you would be amazed the amount of things typical women don't try to do with their vagina. Buy anyway, after Duck Hunt, Next up. Mortal Combat. Because obviously fighting, cool moves, and "Finish her". yeah. I'd totally play with my vajayjay.
 
Mr_Soup said:
I feel like this needs to be a new e-sport. Complete with international tournaments. The VagCon Pro Tour. Also have a speedrun community. If there are videos of women beating Dark Souls with a DDR dance pad, there should be videos of women inputting the Konami code with a vaginal controller.

I has ideas. 🤣 🤓
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I suspect that like Lit itself, it would be far more popular with the guys. 🤣🤣😁
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
right, as I will need an etiquette lesson. ya know, politeness doesn't come naturally to my vajayjay. such a pushy cunt.


well thanks. I know it does take a very um "special" kind of woman to have the type of draw to vagina related experimentation that I have. Surprisingly, not every woman wants to play Duck Hunt with their vagina. you would be amazed the amount of things typical women don't try to do with their vagina. Buy anyway, after Duck Hunt, Next up. Mortal Combat. Because obviously fighting, cool moves, and "Finish her". yeah. I'd totally play with my vajayjay.
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The word needs more "pushy cunts".
 
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