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BrendaD said:
It is probably better I did that, I wasn’t getting notified about hardly any of them anyway. I was following a whole lot of threads but no point in “following” if they don’t update me anymore because I missed an update somewhere.
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I think even if you follow them, if you do not look at them again for a day or so, they stop sending notifications.
 
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MERRY CHRISTMAS CHAOS

A little poem for the Holidays

The Night Before Litmas

'Twas the night before Litmas, and all through the site

Not a creature was stirring, not one single bite

The fishnets and thigh highs were hung here and there

In the hope that the Fat Man would fill them with care.

Lingerie and blue jeans pooled on the floor

A sign saying “We’re Naughty” posted on the door.

In my ugly t-shirt and Santa Claus hat

Glued to my laptop in my chair I sat.

I was just nodding off, dreaming of tits

When the sound outside scared me to bits

I stumbled to see in my Lit Pajamas

Concerned that that was one of those nasty Lit dramas

Out on the lawn was a true kinky scene

The kind of a thing you post as a meme

A ramshackle sled, dripping ribbon and curls

And pulled out in front by eight pony girls

A little old driver looking drunk and unfit

He only could be the Santa of Lit

He flogged all his chargers. Wow, what good aim.

He stood up and shouted and called them by name

On Slutty on Lusty on Nasty and Busty

On Sub, Cub and Pub and redheaded Rusty

He cracked his whip, and the team came to a halt

He jumped from the sled, looking like somebody’s Alt

“Hey Pal” he slurred “Chaos Coffee Klatch?”

He reached in his pants to give his balls a good scratch

“I have all this kinky stuff, waiting to give

I heard that this is a place where kink lives”

“Yeah, Whatcha got?” I asked, thinking only of me

I looked around, but saw nothing to see.

He grinned at me then and gave his fingers a snap

A big Adult toy chest appeared in my lap.

“Let’s see” He said producing a list

“A dildo shaped like somebody’s fist.

Shackles and clips and ropes and stockings,

Corsets and garters and cuffs that need locking.

Front opening bras and panties in red

Cum fuck me heels and straps for the bed

Micro Minis, tanks and quite wicked weasels

Floggers and whips and canes causing upheavals

A St. Andrew’s Cross and a new Spanking Bench

A pre-tied Karada to put on a wench.

Condoms and lube and a Finnish-Style sauna

Ten gallons of coffee for those who don’t wanna.

Clamps made for nipples and thick leather collars

A big penis gag for a bad sub who hollers.

That looks like it. That’s all that I’ve got

I hope this stuff will get those Perverts hot.

So, start up the orgy, no time like the present.

Make sure they don’t stop ‘til everyone’s spent.

I hope you enjoy this toy haul left in your care

I give it ten minutes ‘til everyone’s bare.

So have a great day, and play nice you hear?

I bet you’re still going at the start of the year!”

He hopped in his sled and got his flogger a zappin’

“Remember there pal, Pics or it didn’t happen!”
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
https://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/made/content/uploads/images/Bettie-Page-Pin-Up-Queen_465_646_int.jpg
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHAOS

A little poem for the Holidays

The Night Before Litmas

'Twas the night before Litmas, and all through the site

Not a creature was stirring, not one single bite

The fishnets and thigh highs were hung here and there

In the hope that the Fat Man would fill them with care.

Lingerie and blue jeans pooled on the floor

A sign saying “We’re Naughty” posted on the door.

In my ugly t-shirt and Santa Claus hat

Glued to my laptop in my chair I sat.

I was just nodding off, dreaming of tits

When the sound outside scared me to bits

I stumbled to see in my Lit Pajamas

Concerned that that was one of those nasty Lit dramas

Out on the lawn was a true kinky scene

The kind of a thing you post as a meme

A ramshackle sled, dripping ribbon and curls

And pulled out in front by eight pony girls

A little old driver looking drunk and unfit

He only could be the Santa of Lit

He flogged all his chargers. Wow, what good aim.

He stood up and shouted and called them by name

On Slutty on Lusty on Nasty and Busty

On Sub, Cub and Pub and redheaded Rusty

He cracked his whip, and the team came to a halt

He jumped from the sled, looking like somebody’s Alt

“Hey Pal” he slurred “Chaos Coffee Klatch?”

He reached in his pants to give his balls a good scratch

“I have all this kinky stuff, waiting to give

I heard that this is a place where kink lives”

“Yeah, Whatcha got?” I asked, thinking only of me

I looked around, but saw nothing to see.

He grinned at me then and gave his fingers a snap

A big Adult toy chest appeared in my lap.

“Let’s see” He said producing a list

“A dildo shaped like somebody’s fist.

Shackles and clips and ropes and stockings,

Corsets and garters and cuffs that need locking.

Front opening bras and panties in red

Cum fuck me heels and straps for the bed

Micro Minis, tanks and quite wicked weasels

Floggers and whips and canes causing upheavals

A St. Andrew’s Cross and a new Spanking Bench

A pre-tied Karada to put on a wench.

Condoms and lube and a Finnish-Style sauna

Ten gallons of coffee for those who don’t wanna.

Clamps made for nipples and thick leather collars

A big penis gag for a bad sub who hollers.

That looks like it. That’s all that I’ve got

I hope this stuff will get those Pervs hot.

So, start up the orgy, no time like the present.

Make sure they don’t ‘til everyone’s spent.

I hope you enjoy this toy haul left in your care

I give it ten minutes ‘til everyone’s bare.

So have a great day, and play nice you hear?

I bet you’re still going at the start of the year!”

He hopped in his sled and got his flogger a zappin’

“Remember there pal, Pics or it didn’t happen!”
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:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :LOL: Love this Tan!!
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
The
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHAOS

A little poem for the Holidays

The Night Before Litmas

'Twas the night before Litmas, and all through the site

Not a creature was stirring, not one single bite

The fishnets and thigh highs were hung here and there

In the hope that the Fat Man would fill them with care.

Lingerie and blue jeans pooled on the floor

A sign saying “We’re Naughty” posted on the door.

In my ugly t-shirt and Santa Claus hat

Glued to my laptop in my chair I sat.

I was just nodding off, dreaming of tits

When the sound outside scared me to bits

I stumbled to see in my Lit Pajamas

Concerned that that was one of those nasty Lit dramas

Out on the lawn was a true kinky scene

The kind of a thing you post as a meme

A ramshackle sled, dripping ribbon and curls

And pulled out in front by eight pony girls

A little old driver looking drunk and unfit

He only could be the Santa of Lit

He flogged all his chargers. Wow, what good aim.

He stood up and shouted and called them by name

On Slutty on Lusty on Nasty and Busty

On Sub, Cub and Pub and redheaded Rusty

He cracked his whip, and the team came to a halt

He jumped from the sled, looking like somebody’s Alt

“Hey Pal” he slurred “Chaos Coffee Klatch?”

He reached in his pants to give his balls a good scratch

“I have all this kinky stuff, waiting to give

I heard that this is a place where kink lives”

“Yeah, Whatcha got?” I asked, thinking only of me

I looked around, but saw nothing to see.

He grinned at me then and gave his fingers a snap

A big Adult toy chest appeared in my lap.

“Let’s see” He said producing a list

“A dildo shaped like somebody’s fist.

Shackles and clips and ropes and stockings,

Corsets and garters and cuffs that need locking.

Front opening bras and panties in red

Cum fuck me heels and straps for the bed

Micro Minis, tanks and quite wicked weasels

Floggers and whips and canes causing upheavals

A St. Andrew’s Cross and a new Spanking Bench

A pre-tied Karada to put on a wench.

Condoms and lube and a Finnish-Style sauna

Ten gallons of coffee for those who don’t wanna.

Clamps made for nipples and thick leather collars

A big penis gag for a bad sub who hollers.

That looks like it. That’s all that I’ve got

I hope this stuff will get those Perverts hot.

So, start up the orgy, no time like the present.

Make sure they don’t stop ‘til everyone’s spent.

I hope you enjoy this toy haul left in your care

I give it ten minutes ‘til everyone’s bare.

So have a great day, and play nice you hear?

I bet you’re still going at the start of the year!”

He hopped in his sled and got his flogger a zappin’

“Remember there pal, Pics or it didn’t happen!”
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Oh! 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰

It’s a wicked wonderland!

Can I pull your sleigh? :)
 
TANSTAAFL58 said:
https://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/made/content/uploads/images/Bettie-Page-Pin-Up-Queen_465_646_int.jpg
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHAOS

A little poem for the Holidays

The Night Before Litmas

'Twas the night before Litmas, and all through the site

Not a creature was stirring, not one single bite

The fishnets and thigh highs were hung here and there

In the hope that the Fat Man would fill them with care.

Lingerie and blue jeans pooled on the floor

A sign saying “We’re Naughty” posted on the door.

In my ugly t-shirt and Santa Claus hat

Glued to my laptop in my chair I sat.

I was just nodding off, dreaming of tits

When the sound outside scared me to bits

I stumbled to see in my Lit Pajamas

Concerned that that was one of those nasty Lit dramas

Out on the lawn was a true kinky scene

The kind of a thing you post as a meme

A ramshackle sled, dripping ribbon and curls

And pulled out in front by eight pony girls

A little old driver looking drunk and unfit

He only could be the Santa of Lit

He flogged all his chargers. Wow, what good aim.

He stood up and shouted and called them by name

On Slutty on Lusty on Nasty and Busty

On Sub, Cub and Pub and redheaded Rusty

He cracked his whip, and the team came to a halt

He jumped from the sled, looking like somebody’s Alt

“Hey Pal” he slurred “Chaos Coffee Klatch?”

He reached in his pants to give his balls a good scratch

“I have all this kinky stuff, waiting to give

I heard that this is a place where kink lives”

“Yeah, Whatcha got?” I asked, thinking only of me

I looked around, but saw nothing to see.

He grinned at me then and gave his fingers a snap

A big Adult toy chest appeared in my lap.

“Let’s see” He said producing a list

“A dildo shaped like somebody’s fist.

Shackles and clips and ropes and stockings,

Corsets and garters and cuffs that need locking.

Front opening bras and panties in red

Cum fuck me heels and straps for the bed

Micro Minis, tanks and quite wicked weasels

Floggers and whips and canes causing upheavals

A St. Andrew’s Cross and a new Spanking Bench

A pre-tied Karada to put on a wench.

Condoms and lube and a Finnish-Style sauna

Ten gallons of coffee for those who don’t wanna.

Clamps made for nipples and thick leather collars

A big penis gag for a bad sub who hollers.

That looks like it. That’s all that I’ve got

I hope this stuff will get those Perverts hot.

So, start up the orgy, no time like the present.

Make sure they don’t stop ‘til everyone’s spent.

I hope you enjoy this toy haul left in your care

I give it ten minutes ‘til everyone’s bare.

So have a great day, and play nice you hear?

I bet you’re still going at the start of the year!”

He hopped in his sled and got his flogger a zappin’

“Remember there pal, Pics or it didn’t happen!”
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TANSTAAFL58 said:
https://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/made/content/uploads/images/Bettie-Page-Pin-Up-Queen_465_646_int.jpg
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHAOS

A little poem for the Holidays

The Night Before Litmas

'Twas the night before Litmas, and all through the site

Not a creature was stirring, not one single bite

The fishnets and thigh highs were hung here and there

In the hope that the Fat Man would fill them with care.

Lingerie and blue jeans pooled on the floor

A sign saying “We’re Naughty” posted on the door.

In my ugly t-shirt and Santa Claus hat

Glued to my laptop in my chair I sat.

I was just nodding off, dreaming of tits

When the sound outside scared me to bits

I stumbled to see in my Lit Pajamas

Concerned that that was one of those nasty Lit dramas

Out on the lawn was a true kinky scene

The kind of a thing you post as a meme

A ramshackle sled, dripping ribbon and curls

And pulled out in front by eight pony girls

A little old driver looking drunk and unfit

He only could be the Santa of Lit

He flogged all his chargers. Wow, what good aim.

He stood up and shouted and called them by name

On Slutty on Lusty on Nasty and Busty

On Sub, Cub and Pub and redheaded Rusty

He cracked his whip, and the team came to a halt

He jumped from the sled, looking like somebody’s Alt

“Hey Pal” he slurred “Chaos Coffee Klatch?”

He reached in his pants to give his balls a good scratch

“I have all this kinky stuff, waiting to give

I heard that this is a place where kink lives”

“Yeah, Whatcha got?” I asked, thinking only of me

I looked around, but saw nothing to see.

He grinned at me then and gave his fingers a snap

A big Adult toy chest appeared in my lap.

“Let’s see” He said producing a list

“A dildo shaped like somebody’s fist.

Shackles and clips and ropes and stockings,

Corsets and garters and cuffs that need locking.

Front opening bras and panties in red

Cum fuck me heels and straps for the bed

Micro Minis, tanks and quite wicked weasels

Floggers and whips and canes causing upheavals

A St. Andrew’s Cross and a new Spanking Bench

A pre-tied Karada to put on a wench.

Condoms and lube and a Finnish-Style sauna

Ten gallons of coffee for those who don’t wanna.

Clamps made for nipples and thick leather collars

A big penis gag for a bad sub who hollers.

That looks like it. That’s all that I’ve got

I hope this stuff will get those Perverts hot.

So, start up the orgy, no time like the present.

Make sure they don’t stop ‘til everyone’s spent.

I hope you enjoy this toy haul left in your care

I give it ten minutes ‘til everyone’s bare.

So have a great day, and play nice you hear?

I bet you’re still going at the start of the year!”

He hopped in his sled and got his flogger a zappin’

“Remember there pal, Pics or it didn’t happen!”
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I love it!!! 🤣🤣🤣
 
Now I mentioned the cemetery thing. I visited with my chosen daughter on our way home, about 11pm - still could barely find a parking spot. The one with dozens, even hundreds of candles is the memorial for the people who are buried elsewhere. I left mine there too. The 2nd one is the memorial of Finnish soldiers of 1939-1944. (There is one part of graveyard just for them elsewhere in the cemetery - we brought our boys home if possible, and there are still a handful found, identified and buried in the cemetery of their home community every year.)

If my chosen daughter hadn't been too scantily clothed we would have made a proper tour, it was so pretty there. I love it best in the dark, and this is an old cemetery with big, old trees.

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TANSTAAFL58 said:
https://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/made/content/uploads/images/Bettie-Page-Pin-Up-Queen_465_646_int.jpg
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHAOS

A little poem for the Holidays

The Night Before Litmas

'Twas the night before Litmas, and all through the site

Not a creature was stirring, not one single bite

The fishnets and thigh highs were hung here and there

In the hope that the Fat Man would fill them with care.

Lingerie and blue jeans pooled on the floor

A sign saying “We’re Naughty” posted on the door.

In my ugly t-shirt and Santa Claus hat

Glued to my laptop in my chair I sat.

I was just nodding off, dreaming of tits

When the sound outside scared me to bits

I stumbled to see in my Lit Pajamas

Concerned that that was one of those nasty Lit dramas

Out on the lawn was a true kinky scene

The kind of a thing you post as a meme

A ramshackle sled, dripping ribbon and curls

And pulled out in front by eight pony girls

A little old driver looking drunk and unfit

He only could be the Santa of Lit

He flogged all his chargers. Wow, what good aim.

He stood up and shouted and called them by name

On Slutty on Lusty on Nasty and Busty

On Sub, Cub and Pub and redheaded Rusty

He cracked his whip, and the team came to a halt

He jumped from the sled, looking like somebody’s Alt

“Hey Pal” he slurred “Chaos Coffee Klatch?”

He reached in his pants to give his balls a good scratch

“I have all this kinky stuff, waiting to give

I heard that this is a place where kink lives”

“Yeah, Whatcha got?” I asked, thinking only of me

I looked around, but saw nothing to see.

He grinned at me then and gave his fingers a snap

A big Adult toy chest appeared in my lap.

“Let’s see” He said producing a list

“A dildo shaped like somebody’s fist.

Shackles and clips and ropes and stockings,

Corsets and garters and cuffs that need locking.

Front opening bras and panties in red

Cum fuck me heels and straps for the bed

Micro Minis, tanks and quite wicked weasels

Floggers and whips and canes causing upheavals

A St. Andrew’s Cross and a new Spanking Bench

A pre-tied Karada to put on a wench.

Condoms and lube and a Finnish-Style sauna

Ten gallons of coffee for those who don’t wanna.

Clamps made for nipples and thick leather collars

A big penis gag for a bad sub who hollers.

That looks like it. That’s all that I’ve got

I hope this stuff will get those Perverts hot.

So, start up the orgy, no time like the present.

Make sure they don’t stop ‘til everyone’s spent.

I hope you enjoy this toy haul left in your care

I give it ten minutes ‘til everyone’s bare.

So have a great day, and play nice you hear?

I bet you’re still going at the start of the year!”

He hopped in his sled and got his flogger a zappin’

“Remember there pal, Pics or it didn’t happen!”
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