Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

I don't think it's a hernia. It's just the lighting.

I'm going to have to fondle it to make sure.

It could be the lighting. I see that now, but it really looks like a protrusion. The more I look at it, the more it does look like the lighting, though.

Also, why did I think women couldn’t get hernias? That sounded weird to me, but of course they can.

 

[Endless_Night]

Of course they can. That's why it's called a hernia.

A guy gets a hisnia.

I was like *gasp*

Really?!


For about five seconds.


Honestly. I'm so…not sure whether the word is literal or gullible. If Lit hadn't taken away my embarrassed emoji I'd be using it now.

Instead:

 

[hotwords229_A]

On a scale of 1-10 how horny are you on average?
(10 = ready to go at a moments notice. 1= Sex? Who?)
Has this changed for you? Why?

 

[AnnyMouse28]

On a scale of 1-10 how horny are you on average?
(10 = ready to go at a moments notice. 1= Sex? Who?)
Has this changed for you? Why?

On average over the past year or so I’d say 5. If you’d asked 18 months ago I would have given it an 8+. Getting older, hormonal changes, medications and health issues are the likely culprit. Not having a partner makes a difference too. I can get to ready fairly easily IF there was a chance of having sex. But the urge to masturbate just isn’t there.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Your SO was cleaning out the attic and came across an old sex tape they made before they knew you.
They tell you that it was made during an experimental phase and they are not ashamed of what’s on it.
Your SO asks if you want to watch it . . .

Do you want to watch it?
Do you want them to destroy it and never discuss it again?
Would it bother you to see them having sex with another person, even though you knew they had (blank number) of sexual partners before you?
What if it was a same sex tape? Would you be more or less curious to see it? Why?
Would you want to know what was on it before watching? Or would you rather be surprised?
Have you ever made a sex tape? Do you still have it? Would you offer to share it with your partner if they aren’t in it? Have you? How’d it go?
Do you still call it a sex tape if it is digital video and no tape was involved?

PSA: If you need advice about sharing your sex tape with your partner please feel free to send it to me first. My consultation is free.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Do you want to watch it?
Yes. I'm very curious. Morbidly so at times.

Do you want them to destroy it and never discuss it again?
Nah. Although he's likely to want to do that.

Would it bother you to see them having sex with another person, even though you knew they had (blank number) of sexual partners before you?
On the contrary. I kinda like it. A lot.

What if it was a same sex tape? Would you be more or less curious to see it? Why?
Exponentially more curious. How have I been married for 15 years and not known about this?!

Would you want to know what was on it before watching? Or would you rather be surprised?
I could handle the surprise, but out of context porn is pretty shitty to encounter in the wild.

Have you ever made a sex tape? Do you still have it? Would you offer to share it with your partner if they aren’t in it? Have you? How’d it go?
No. I haven't. This surprises me. I've taken photos during sex and I do have one video of my hubby's cock in my mouth #evidence.

Do you still call it a sex tape if it is digital video and no tape was involved?
Yes. Just like the phone icon on our phones is of a handset an entire generation (or two) won't recognize, the legacy remains.

 

[Endless_Night]

Per usual, I find these questions impossible to answer. So, I'm answering dually, as Endless and Enny.

Do you want to watch it?
Endless - Nah. Porn bores me.
Enny - What? No! I mean…yes! And I will scrutinize every move and facial expression and oscillate between crying and temper tantrums.

(Submissive me is cray-cray. )

Do you want them to destroy it and never discuss it again?
Endless - Whatever floats their boat.
Enny - Burn it. BURN IT NOW.

Would it bother you to see them having sex with another person, even though you knew they had (blank number) of sexual partners before you?
Endless - No.
Enny - I will shred you like a feral cat.

What if it was a same sex tape? Would you be more or less curious to see it? Why?
Endless - Meh. Still not interested.
Enny - "So you really prefer men?" *lip quiver*

Would you want to know what was on it before watching? Or would you rather be surprised?
Endless - Not relevant, as I'm unlikely to watch.
Enny - Tell me upfront. Complete with full, and convincing, explanation as to why you weren't really having a good time.

Have you ever made a sex tape? Do you still have it? Would you offer to share it with your partner if they aren’t in it? Have you? How’d it go?
Endless - *yawn*
Enny - Are you out of your ever-loving mind?

Do you still call it a sex tape if it is digital video and no tape was involved?
Yo.

 

[Endless_Night]

PSA: If you need advice about sharing your sex tape with your partner please feel free to send it to me first. My consultation is free.

I had to google PSA. The first hit was prostate-specific antigen (PSA). Of which elevated levels can indicate prostrate cancer.

I feel like this is a conversation had before.

Possibly on this very thread.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Enny - I will shred you like a feral cat.

Have I been using the word “submissive” wrong all this time?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I had to google PSA. The first hit was prostate-specific antigen (PSA). Of which elevated levels can indicate prostrate cancer.

I feel like this is a conversation had before.

Possibly on this very thread.

We’ve definitely discussed a few fingers in the butt before, but I was going with PSA= Public Service Announcement.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I had to google PSA. The first hit was prostate-specific antigen (PSA). Of which elevated levels can indicate prostrate cancer.

I feel like this is a conversation had before.

Possibly on this very thread.

Quit flirting with me like that

 

[Endless_Night]

Have I been using the word “submissive” wrong all this time?

Yes.

We’ve definitely discussed a few fingers in the butt before, but I was going with PSA= Public Service Announcement.

Yes. That was my second google hit.

 

[Endless_Night]

Quit flirting with me like that

I knew that would act as a beacon, no matter where or what or who you were doing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you want to watch it?
Yes. Yes I do.

Do you want them to destroy it and never discuss it again?
No!

Would it bother you to see them having sex with another person, even though you knew they had (blank number) of sexual partners before you?
Yes.

What if it was a same sex tape? Would you be more or less curious to see it? Why?
Hell yeah! Way more curious. Two hot girls? Yes please.


Would you want to know what was on it before watching? Or would you rather be surprised?
I like surprises.

Have you ever made a sex tape? Do you still have it? Would you offer to share it with your partner if they aren’t in it? Have you? How’d it go?
Solo, yes. I destroyed it immediately. I wish I still had it, I’d be curious to see it today.

Do you still call it a sex tape if it is digital video and no tape was involved?
I already did.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I knew that would act as a beacon, no matter where or what or who you were doing.

Who. Bahaha.

You know prostate gets my attention

 

[Endless_Night]

What if it was a same sex tape? Would you be more or less curious to see it? Why?
Hell yeah! Way more curious. Two hot girls? Yes please.

This shocks me down to my cute little toes.

Shocks me.

Shocks.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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We have discussed some banal things here (pronounced “b anal”).
But now it’s time to get intimate.

Should couples sleep together?
Just because you’re married or in a relationship does that mean you have to sleep in the same bed?
Aside from a cold night and needing some snuggles, or a hot night of passionate fucking shouldn’t we both be able to have all the covers and space we need for a good night’s rest?
Do you sleep better alone or with the buddy system?
Are you a gentle sleeper, or a living nightmare to sleep with?
How is your partner’s sleeping habits?
Do you go to bed together or whenever?
Do you share the bed with your dog? Or cat? (Do people sleep with cats? I don’t know how cats work).
Do you believe relationships would be better with separate beds or one big shared bed? Why?

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

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We have discussed some banal things here (pronounced “b anal”).
But now it’s time to get intimate.

Should couples sleep together?
Just because you’re married or in a relationship does that mean you have to sleep in the same bed?
Aside from a cold night and needing some snuggles, or a hot night of passionate fucking shouldn’t we both be able to have all the covers and space we need for a good night’s rest?
Do you sleep better alone or with the buddy system?
Are you a gentle sleeper, or a living nightmare to sleep with?
How is your partner’s sleeping habits?
Do you go to bed together or whenever?
Do you share the bed with your dog? Or cat? (Do people sleep with cats? I don’t know how cats work).
Do you believe relationships would be better with separate beds or one big shared bed? Why?

NO! I must insist on Separate rooms! I’m an early to bed early to rise (work) kind. She’s a night owl. If we sleep in the same bed/room she’s waking me up with all the things women do getting ready to shower/after shower/pre-bed routine/in bed routine/ finally get around to bedding down.

Save the save bed for date night any planned “snuggle” .

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Should couples sleep together? - if they want to
Just because you’re married or in a relationship does that mean you have to sleep in the same bed? - only if they want to
Aside from a cold night and needing some snuggles, or a hot night of passionate fucking shouldn’t we both be able to have all the covers and space we need for a good night’s rest? - of course
Do you sleep better alone or with the buddy system? - I don't have a lot of experience with the "buddy system" style of sleeping but when I do, I find that I don't sleep as well.
Are you a gentle sleeper, or a living nightmare to sleep with? - I don't toss & turn a lot but I do get up to use the toilet a few times in the night.
How is your partner’s sleeping habits? - The last person I spent the night with was a snorer and tossed & turned a lot.
Do you go to bed together or whenever? - Since it was a rare occurrence, it was always at the same time.
Do you share the bed with your dog? Or cat? (Do people sleep with cats? I don’t know how cats work). When I had a dog &/or cat they both slept with me. But I didn't have another human in my bed at the time.
Do you believe relationships would be better with separate beds or one big shared bed? Why? - whatever works for the couple. If I had a long term partner, a serious relationship, I would hope we would be compatible in our sleep styles that we could share a bed.

 

[Cogan]

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We have discussed some banal things here (pronounced “b anal”).
But now it’s time to get intimate.

I think most of those questions depends on the relation. Some do and some don't. But I'll give my opinion anyway.
Should couples sleep together?
That is a thing between the couples I think. Me and mrs. have always slept together. First bed we had was not more than 90 cm wide, but we were young and in love.
Just because you’re married or in a relationship does that mean you have to sleep in the same bed?
No.
Aside from a cold night and needing some snuggles, or a hot night of passionate fucking shouldn’t we both be able to have all the covers and space we need for a good night’s rest?
Personally I get all the covers I want and all the space I need between the snuggling and fucking, and so does she.
Do you sleep better alone or with the buddy system?
I sleep better with my mrs. beside me.
Are you a gentle sleeper, or a living nightmare to sleep with?
I'm told to be easy to sleep beside.
How is your partner’s sleeping habits?
Slightly snoring but not bothering me. I think it's cute.
Do you go to bed together or whenever?
I work shifts so every second week we go to bed at the same time and the other week we don't because I come home after her bedtime.
Do you share the bed with your dog? Or cat? (Do people sleep with cats? I don’t know how cats work).
This cat wont sleep with us i our bed, but the other cats we've had did and it was not a problem
Do you believe relationships would be better with separate beds or one big shared bed? Why?
I think it depends on the relation. It works better for us sleeping together than sleeping apart. It feels empty when one of us is away, and snugglefuck is difficult from separate beds.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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When I countdown from 3, you will send me pics of your naked body. 3, 2, 1 . . .

I can’t say that I believe in hypnosis.
Then again, I consider myself unhypnotizable. I’m not prone to suggestions, peer pressure, or anything of that nature.
Then again again, there are boobs. Boobs are a form of hypnosis, they mesmerize and have made many men do things they otherwise might not do throughout human history.
There is also manipulation, which is certainly a reality. It’s relatively easy to manipulate people—actually, it’s far too easy. So maybe hypnosis isn’t that much of a stretch.

We also have to acknowledge that Manchurian Candidate stuff has happened in the past (or at least been tried), but that incorporated LSD and I totally believe drugging someone can work as a form of hypnosis.

But getting someone to strip on command? To cluck like a chicken? To suck someone off? All because a goofy guy in a Swamy hat swung a pocket watch back and forth? Nah.

I know I can’t be hypnotized. Unless, of course, I’ve been hypnotized to make me think that. Which is what someone who hypnotized me would want me to think. Maybe that’s why, when I walk through a crowd of strangers, random people point at me and say ’Hey, there’s that stripper’.

Do you believe in hypnosis?
Have you ever been hypnotized?
If you could hypnotize your partner, what would you have them do?
If they could hypnotize you, what would you be afraid they might have you do?
Do you believe you won’t do anything under hypnosis that you wouldn’t do in your normal life?
If that’s true, are you really hypnotized?
Is hypnosis an excuse to do things you might want to do, but you’re too inhibited to try without hiding behind the excuse that you were hypnotized?
Name a lister you would like to hypnotize and what would you have them do? (do the @ thing, so they know what a perv you are).

 

[hotwords229_A]

I guess you all agree that hypnosis is fake since my inbox remains flesh free.

 

[Endless_Night]

*cracks knuckles*

Do you believe in hypnosis?
I really haven't looked into enough to have an opinion.

Have you ever been hypnotized?
No.
But I have journeyed with a Shaman before, but that's more like...idk, meditation.

If you could hypnotize your partner, what would you have them do?
Uhhhh.... Idk? I assume we're talking sexy stuff? I think, for me, that's one of those "in the moment* things. Wielding sexual power isn't my most natural go-to.

If they could hypnotize you, what would you be afraid they might have you do?
I know you don't really expect me to answer that question.

Do you believe you won’t do anything under hypnosis that you wouldn’t do in your normal life?
Again, not enough knowledge on my part to hazard any type of valid opinion.

If that’s true, are you really hypnotized?


Is hypnosis an excuse to do things you might want to do, but you’re too inhibited to try without hiding behind the excuse that you were hypnotized?
You mean...like girls acting like they've drunk too much?

(I know that sounds judge-y but it's a thing!)

Name a lister you would like to hypnotize and what would you have them do?
Again.

 

[Endless_Night]

I know I can’t be hypnotized.

Reeeeeeeally?

And you know this how? I question this certainty.

I guess you all agree that hypnosis is fake since my inbox remains flesh free.

So. Is this a devious ploy? To ensure you get another dozen sexy *flesh* PMs?

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Being hypnotized is the only explanation for some of the dumb mistakes I've made over the years.