Cock Talk

[Endless_Night]

I meant to answer this, but kept getting distracted. That, and my answers required digging back through threads, and, well, I am lazy.

The last one I took was in 2020. This (post 3,305), posted by Trekka in the Litiquette thread. I was a Needy Lover.

#refusestofeelbad



Rather interesting, and sparked some illuminating conversation. A curious sort of sex quiz. Unlike anything I'd seem before. Good stuff! Worth taking and worth reading though the discussion, if one feels inclined.

(You must have been MIA during this time, HW. I didn't see you'd during my quick read through.)

Aside from that, I think the last one I took must have been during my first couple of years at Lit. The name escapes me, but one of those that measured kink, like dominate/submission and predator/prey quotients.

 

[hotwords229_A]

What do you think of when someone tells you that they are open minded sexually?
(I’m leaving this vague on purpose).

 

[tnman03]

What do you think of when someone tells you that they are open minded sexually?
(I’m leaving this vague on purpose).

Interesting question. It depends on the person and what I know about them.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

What do you think of when someone tells you that they are open minded sexually?

Open minded to me means willing to try or at least discuss new things. Though compared to LIT I am fairly vanilla.

 

[alwaysaway]

What do you think of when someone tells you that they are open minded sexually?
(I’m leaving this vague on purpose).

That they have a non-judgemental attitude towards a wide range of kinks. Or are at least willing to hear someone out about theirs.

 

[Endless_Night]

What do you think of when someone tells you that they are open minded sexually?
(I’m leaving this vague on purpose).

Either they're non judge-y when it comes to kink, or they want to get in my pants.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Monsters of Whorer

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What monsters do you consider to be the sexiest?
If your friend told you their house was haunted by a ghost that gives great oral would you consider sleeping over?
If you were building a Frankenstein monster would you give him a huge cock or average? Why?
Is getting oral from a vampire sexy or terrifying?
Are werewolves a metaphor for male puberty?
Is walking around naked an acceptable trade-off for invisibility?
What would you do if you were invisible?
Incubus or Succubus, which one is hotter?
Why are ghosts always a woman in white or a civil war guy? How come you never hear about a ghost of a guy who fell down the stairs when trying to jack off while doing a one arm handstand?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Monsters of Whorer

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What monsters do you consider to be the sexiest?

Werewolves.

If your friend told you their house was haunted by a ghost that gives great oral would you consider sleeping over?

Consider? I’d insist!

If you were building a Frankenstein monster would you give him a huge cock or average? Why?

Of course. First there is balance to consider. Second, I would want his Bride very satisfied.

Is getting oral from a vampire sexy or terrifying?

Terrifying. I don’t even like getting blown by a regular girl with teeth!

Are werewolves a metaphor for male puberty?

Clearly.

Is walking around naked an acceptable trade-off for invisibility?

I believe so, but it is necessary to do it in a warm climate.

What would you do if you were invisible?

Probably photograph myself swimming underwater to see if it looked cool.

Incubus or Succubus, which one is hotter?

I’d rather be Succ’d than Inc’d.

Why are ghosts always a woman in white or a civil war guy? How come you never hear about a ghost of a guy who fell down the stairs when trying to jack off while doing a one arm handstand?

I assume that’s what most ghosts are, that’s why I’m not impressed by them.

These were really interesting, well thought out questions. Thanks for asking them.

 

[hotwords229_A]

These were really interesting, well thought out questions. Thanks for asking them.

My pleasure. BTW, your answers were absolutely brilliant!

 

[alwaysaway]

Monsters of Whorer

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What monsters do you consider to be the sexiest?

Mike Wazowski. Just kidding… Sully.

If your friend told you their house was haunted by a ghost that gives great oral would you consider sleeping over?

To watch?

If you were building a Frankenstein monster would you give him a huge cock or average? Why?

Average. I don’t my vagina to get broken.

Is getting oral from a vampire sexy or terrifying?

I’m not sure, I’ve never experienced it.

Are werewolves a metaphor for male puberty?

Interesting thought. I’ll continue to ponder.

Is walking around naked an acceptable trade-off for invisibility?

Yes.

What would you do if you were invisible?

Absolutely everything.

Incubus or Succubus, which one is hotter?

I had to Google. The one without boobs.

Why are ghosts always a woman in white or a civil war guy?

Disagree.

How come you never hear about a ghost of a guy who fell down the stairs when trying to jack off while doing a one arm handstand?

Maybe he is too busy trying to perfect the move, just as a ghost now.

 

[hotwords229_A]

To watch?

This didn’t even occur to me! What was I thinking?

 

[Endless_Night]

That being open-minded isn't the same as being broad-minded. Open-minded sounds like they haven't yet given the matter much thought, and that as soon as I suggest the kind of things I might suggest, their opinions may suddenly coalesce into the confirmed and negative view that I am a pervert. Broad-minded means that they still might think I'm a pervert, but react in a "Well, that's pretty fucked up, but I guess why not try it?" kind of way.

Interesting distinction.

It puts me in mind of when I first came to the BDSM board, looking to understand my sexual proclivities. There was a quartet of books touted as suggested reading. One was a compendium of a wide range of kinks, each chapter from the perspective of different person.

There was one section written by a sadist. He described a scene where he tied his partner upside down in a public play space and let blood from her jugular.

*saucer eyes*

I had to put down the book for a couple of days in order to recoup my emotional balance enough to finish the read.


Oh, man. I was such a noob.


For those interested in such, the quartet was, The New Topping Book, The New Bottoming Book, SM 101, and The Ultimate Guide To Kink. The latter was the *big eyes* volume in question.

 

[Endless_Night]

Monsters of Whorer

It took me an embarrassingly long time to get the above.

(Because I'm an idiot. )

What monsters do you consider to be the sexiest?

Werewolves!

If your friend told you their house was haunted by a ghost that gives great oral would you consider sleeping over?

Idk. Is the oral consensual nonconsent or are we talking a polite ghost that asks first?

Yes to one of those options.

If you were building a Frankenstein monster would you give him a huge cock or average? Why?

My childish nightmares were about Frankenstein chasing me in a never ending loop. No way would I be building one and even less way would I be thinking of him/it in a sexual way. *shudders*

Is getting oral from a vampire sexy or terrifying?

Hmmm. I'm going with terrifying.

Are werewolves a metaphor for male puberty?

There's a trio of Canadian indie movies where werewolfism is a metaphor for female puberty. Ginger Snaps is the first one.

I don't get it, with either gender.

Is walking around naked an acceptable trade-off for invisibility?

Eh. I walk around in nothing but a tee-shirt all the time. Good enough.

What would you do if you were invisible?

Sleep more.

Incubus or Succubus, which one is hotter?

Incubus all the way.

Why are ghosts always a woman in white or a civil war guy? How come you never hear about a ghost of a guy who fell down the stairs when trying to jack off while doing a one arm handstand?

Idk. It's like reincarnation. It's always Nefertari or a slave girl from ancient Babylon.

 

[hotwords229_A]

It took me an embarrassingly long time to get the above.

I guess it depends on how you pronounce it.
phun with pho-e-netics.

 

[default24]

Dicktography

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What in the holy hell is that bulge between his thumb and forefinger. Is that a ball? What in the goddamn hell is it doing up there? Come down!!!! Drop already!
Unrelated, he and I have pretty similar veinage and trim levels and.... where did you get this photo?

 

[Endless_Night]

Were you shocked by what that sadist enjoyed, or by your response and reaction to it? If you don't mind me asking?

I don't know. One doesn't kink shame, but if you really have to slit someone's jugular to get your kicks...well, you don't really have anywhere to go with, "Can we do something special tonight, honey? It's our anniversary... "

Kink can sometimes end up in bizarre, extreme grotesqueries, rather than being fun.

Oh, was that not clear?

Aghast.

I was aghast. And mid-level traumatized. (It's been pushing a decade and here I am, remembering the incident vividly. )

My own area of kinkery is pretty mainstream, even if my personal application is niche. Admittedly for the right partner, I've been willing to stretch limits, but....

I fear I might draw the line at being tied upside down in a public play space to have my jugular punctured.

A girl's gotta have limits.

#terrifiedlimits




I have a live-and-let-live attitude towards kink in general. You know, as long as it's happening...not to me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

What in the holy hell is that bulge between his thumb and forefinger. Is that a ball? What in the goddamn hell is it doing up there? Come down!!!! Drop already!
Unrelated, he and I have pretty similar veinage and trim levels and.... where did you get this photo?

Damn!!!
I didn’t even noticed that.


where did you get this photo?

You really should draw your curtains when posing like that.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Thank you both for the bump.
I needed to go down that little rabbit hole and find that picture

 

[hotwords229_A]

Thank you both for the bump.
I needed to go down that little rabbit hole and find that picture

What is your medical opinion?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What is your medical opinion?

Definitely not scrotum. I'm having such a hard time describing that it is without using the word inguinal. Ugh.
It's my favorite part of the body. I've studied it a lot.
Please tell me that's yours

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is it a sexy hernia pic?
No, not mine. But it looks like default. Should he be examined?
Hernia exams can be fun (as long as you don’t really have one).

Definitely not scrotum. I'm having such a hard time describing that it is without using the word inguinal. Ugh.
It's my favorite part of the body. I've studied it a lot.
Please tell me that's yours

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Is it a sexy hernia pic?
No, not mine. But it looks like default. Should he be examined?
Hernia exams can be fun (as long as you don’t really have one).

My tongue is more sensitive than my fingertips

 

[Endless_Night]

Well, firstly if that only got you to mid-level trauma, please can I die in ignorance of whatever has really traumatised you over the years?

Weirdly, if you break the scene down into its components, it doesn't feel awful. Public space...okay. Ropes... plenty of shibari and bondage threads here. Knife play...not sure how many eyebrows that would raise in the BDSM threads here? But when you combine them, you get some kind of cultish virgin sacrifice scene. (Although there are probably stories here about that too...)

I guess there is a difference between accepting kinks and normalising kinks. But I'm neither smart enough nor kinky enough to explore it.

You may.

Die in ignorance, I mean.

My childhood was a tad problematic. I am excellent at dissociation.

In theory, yes. Practice, I'm not so sure. The rope bunny aspect holds a certain appeal, but I'm the opposite of an exhibitionist. Playing in public? I would die of mortification. Die. The blood letting might be preferable. (Not really, but still! )

The BDSM board is - or a least was - as narrow minded as any small group. There were a surprising number of prejudices when I frequented the place. Knife play, electrical stimulation, slavery - all those had the rare proponent. The subjects were tolerated (critically) rather than embraced.

People.

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm having such a hard time describing that it is without using the word inguinal.

Is it a sexy hernia pic?

No? Yes?

It looks like a hernia, but it can't be, right? He'd be in too much discomfort to be taking sexy pics! Wouldn't he?


Idk. I had one once, from carrying heavy trays while waitressing. Pretty darn uncomfortable....

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't think it's a hernia. It's just the lighting.

I'm going to have to fondle it to make sure.