Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[BrendaBear]

Ummm not a him but is that supposed to sound like a bad thing?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Just a warning: the next Unfuckable that is loaded kicking and screaming into the back of my van isn’t getting taken to the shop. No power tools. We are driving west until there’s enough space between us and people to muffle the screams.
And then I will eat him.

C’mere baby. Ear scratches and belly rubs

 

[Kindfarmer]

Cool, at least take audio. I laughed thru all the chainsaw movies

Never go into a structure with one egress when chased by a guy with a chainsaw. Did these people not pay attention in third grade?

 

[Codeman93]

Just a warning: the next Unfuckable that is loaded kicking and screaming into the back of my van isn’t getting taken to the shop. No power tools. We are driving west until there’s enough space between us and people to muffle the screams.
And then I will eat him.

I have handcuffs for you

 

[Kindfarmer]

Hmmm… maybe that explains the lack of vampires around there.

Could very well be! Or the lavender…

 

[rjr_1954]

Ok. You come to the movies. We going to see The Little Mermaid!

Can we throw her in boiling water like lobster?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I have handcuffs for you

Can he eat that o.o?

 

[BrendaBear]

Naw, if I’ve learned anything over my years, it’s that vampires are sparkly and you just don’t see them cause they’re blending in with all those Vegas lights and rhinestones.

oh there are probably lots of them here, I was talking about Oregon where he was saying garlic should grow well.

I don’t think anything natural grows well here… sage brush… snakes… scorpions… rabbits…

 

[Photog1rl]

I have handcuffs for you

Can we play with the handcuffs in the front seat?

 

[LupineOne]

C’mere baby. Ear scratches and belly rubs

Thank you, Nebs

 

[LupineOne]

I have handcuffs for you

Good man

 

[hotcarl2785]

C’mere baby. Ear scratches and belly rubs

If I ever get that offer, I’m officially giving my dick the nickname “Belly”

 

[Kindfarmer]

Better than toe jam!

Magnitudes!!!! Sorry to bring it up, but that kinna mansplainin’. A given.

 

[Codeman93]

Can we play with the handcuffs in the front seat?

Absolutely want the regular ones fuzzy ones or rope ones

 

[LupineOne]

Can he eat that o.o?

I’ll chew his arms out of them, silly

Can we play with the handcuffs in the front seat?

I’ll bring an extra pair

 

[hotcarl2785]

Absolutely want the regular ones fuzzy ones or rope ones

She wants these ones

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Goodnight all. My arthritis is bad tonight took some happy pills and going to try this sleep thing I hear so much about.

Awww I think I'm going to nap too

 

[Kindfarmer]

Fucking matriarchy my ass. I don’t trust women in positions of power

Wut? First world countries do it all the time!

 

[Codeman93]

She wants these ones

That doesn’t fit in the front seat

 

[Photog1rl]

Absolutely want the regular ones fuzzy ones or rope ones

Rope sounds fun.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Can we throw her in boiling water like lobster?

Sure thing

 

[Kindfarmer]

She wants these ones

As an organic hemp grower, I urge you to consider rope.

 

[BrendaBear]

She wants these ones

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Goodnight all. My arthritis is bad tonight took some happy pills and going to try this sleep thing I hear so much about.

Night Fun!!!! I hope you feel better tomorrow

 

[Kindfarmer]

Goodnight all. My arthritis is bad tonight took some happy pills and going to try this sleep thing I hear so much about.

Rest well!