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It is a lot of work, but fuck me, nothing beats it when it’s below zero and the wind is screaming like an orgasming banshee outside. Plus, it helps keep me in shape
I kind of enjoyed chopping the wood, and was healthy. But I remember the house feeling like it never dried out from the rain (it was Oregon), or the opposite extreme where the house was too hot and we were opening windows to cool it down a bit. And the rooms farthest from the stove, just didn’t ever get that warm.

I do love fireplaces, and still love the coast. Just would rather have something heating the house more evenly.
 
I don't think you know what you're signing up for here... going to the movies has a very different meaning in local Chaosian o.o
Just a warning: the next Unfuckable that is loaded kicking and screaming into the back of my van isn’t getting taken to the shop. No power tools. We are driving west until there’s enough space between us and people to muffle the screams.
And then I will eat him.
 
I kind of enjoyed chopping the wood, and was healthy. But I remember the house feeling like it never dried out from the rain (it was Oregon), or the opposite extreme where the house was too hot and we were opening windows to cool it down a bit. And the rooms farthest from the stove, just didn’t ever get that warm.

I do love fireplaces, and still love the coast. Just would rather have something heating the house more evenly.
The firebox outside with the heated floor is the bomb. I had that the previous three years in Santa Fe when I was married. The reason I moved to the wilderness in the goat areas that town is not big enough for me and my ex. 😂. Plus, I go through cycles. Once I exhaust a subject, I move on.
 
Nu! *stomps foot* You google it and send us the link, see how you like that! 😝
Just a warning: the next Unfuckable that is loaded kicking and screaming into the back of my van isn’t getting taken to the shop. No power tools. We are driving west until there’s enough space between us and people to muffle the screams.
And then I will eat him.
Remind me to not order the chili!
 
Just a warning: the next Unfuckable that is loaded kicking and screaming into the back of my van isn’t getting taken to the shop. No power tools. We are driving west until there’s enough space between us and people to muffle the screams.
And then I will eat him.
This is a public service announcement: Wolfie is definitely tired and on a war path 😳
 
Just a warning: the next Unfuckable that is loaded kicking and screaming into the back of my van isn’t getting taken to the shop. No power tools. We are driving west until there’s enough space between us and people to muffle the screams.
And then I will eat him.
Well, here in Las Vegas, it is pretty easy to get out into the desert where you can eat in peace.. and don’t have to wait too long for a meal.

Although, it does look a bit like Coyote/road runner country. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
I kind of enjoyed chopping the wood, and was healthy. But I remember the house feeling like it never dried out from the rain (it was Oregon), or the opposite extreme where the house was too hot and we were opening windows to cool it down a bit. And the rooms farthest from the stove, just didn’t ever get that warm.

I do love fireplaces, and still love the coast. Just would rather have something heating the house more evenly.
I didn’t realize it when I first went there that you bake all summer and have to irrigate to grow anything. Nobody told me all 76 inches of rain comes between October and May. Best place in the world to grow garlic!🙏😂
 
Just a warning: the next Unfuckable that is loaded kicking and screaming into the back of my van isn’t getting taken to the shop. No power tools. We are driving west until there’s enough space between us and people to muffle the screams.
And then I will eat him.
Ummm not a him edited to add **and hopefully not an unfuckable** but is that supposed to sound like a bad thing? 😜
 
Just a warning: the next Unfuckable that is loaded kicking and screaming into the back of my van isn’t getting taken to the shop. No power tools. We are driving west until there’s enough space between us and people to muffle the screams.
And then I will eat him.
Cool, at least take audio. I laughed thru all the chainsaw movies
 
I'm afraid to find out the difference 🤣
😂 Nowhere near. I’ve done that as well. If you’re environmentally respectful, you use a 5 gallon bucket and and bury it later. We called it “the Groover” it definitely left a mark. 👀😜

Instead of flushing you covered the constitution with ash. Only difference. Water was a chore. But had to have it, so….Much more than firewood.
 
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