Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Mr_Soup]

A different kinda animal, preferably bipedal with a pretty mug and magic tongue. Def not food!

So an ostrich. Got it. Are you by chance related to The Ginger?

 

[Dribble]

I am lucky. I never have to worry about zombies. You know them...coming towards you calling out "brains". There are a lot of people out there that think they are smart. All I have to do is point towards them. There's the brains. Kinda like people thinking they have to out run a bear. Fuck that...I just have to out run you.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

So an ostrich. Got it. Are you by chance related to The Ginger?

*notes that soup will boink an ostrich*
Who's the Ginger?

 

[Photog1rl]

Blurt:
I do not understand thong sandles. Who can actually stand that thing between their toes???
It's a kind of torture

I feel the same way about things underwear.

Both are go to’s for me.
The sandal’s cause they are easy on and off, good for the sand(when you grow up at the beach) and comfy and the panties cause I’d they fit they are comfy and you don’t have panty lines.

 

[Kindfarmer]

You okay?

It’s relative. I doubt anyone here is qualified to give me the help that I need

 

[MedicalMuse]

It’s relative. I doubt anyone here is qualified to give me the help that I need

I dunno. I might be able to lol

 

[Paul_Chance]

LOL - I never thought I would see the phrase "boink an ostrich".
<---checks off the box on his bucket list

 

[Kindfarmer]

Dude chill, you're harshing my paddle buzz

Equipment colour matters, noted *nods*

Hand me an Indica lefty as you ask me to chill, please…..

 

[Strixaluco]

I think I'll skip the zombies. Good night!

 

[Kindfarmer]

I dunno. I might be able to lol

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touchdown Jesus!

 

[Mr_Soup]

*notes that soup will boink an ostrich*
Who's the Ginger?

Nope. Not my kink but your kink is okay.

The Ginger.

 

[shenglung]

So an ostrich. Got it. Are you by chance related to The Ginger?

*notes that soup will boink an ostrich*
Who's the Ginger?

Hey careful throwing around that word there are red heads around don't make me bring up the Tim Minchin song Prejudice

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Nope. Not my kink but your kink is okay.

The Ginger.

So far I've learned that fucking an Ostrich has to be a threesome or foursome

 

[lakesailer_mi]

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touchdown Jesus!

I pass that every time I drive up I-75.
Did you know it was hit by lightning about 10 years ago?
https://www.cincinnati.com/picture-...s-statue-solid-rock-church-burned/3176279001/

 

[Kindfarmer]

Do you realise that your aggressive style of writing doesn't help one bit? It makes me want to avoid you, even if you are legitimate.

Fine. I’m sorry you take it that way. Being forward and blunt, is a long way from aggressive. But hey, around here, I’m considered rude because I don’t wait ‘till you leave the room to start talking shit about you.

 

[HeavyBalls]

So an ostrich. Got it. Are you by chance related to The Ginger?

*notes that soup will boink an ostrich*
Who's the Ginger?

Allegedly...

 

[Paul_Chance]

So far I've learned that fucking an Ostrich has to be a threesome or foursome

That's one of the great things about Lit - you learn something new (and strange) every day. Ostrich Orgies.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Fine. I’m sorry you take it that way. Being forward and blunt, is a long way from aggressive. But hey, around here, I’m considered rude because I don’t wait ‘till you leave the room to start talking shit about you.

Ugh. Wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt but I'm putting you on ignore cause you attract drama with you and its not the kind I want to see here. It was a pleasure to meet you sir, no hard feelings as we part.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Allegedly...

Someone's paying attention in class

 

[HeavyBalls]

Someone's paying attention in class

Canadian.

Also, that's what I appreciates abouts you.

 

[Kindfarmer]

I pass that every time I drive up I-75.
Did you know it was hit by lightning about 10 years ago?
https://www.cincinnati.com/picture-...s-statue-solid-rock-church-burned/3176279001/

I did not! Crazy. Pretty sure it’s a sign……View attachment 2193566
Sorry for the screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot…,
The caption says

” you know what we need to do? We need to get the fuck out of here, that’s what we need to do!”

 

[Mr_Soup]

Fine. I’m sorry you take it that way. Being forward and blunt, is a long way from aggressive. But hey, around here, I’m considered rude because I don’t wait ‘till you leave the room to start talking shit about you.

Or you could, you know, not talk shit at all.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Canadian.

Also, that's what I appreciates abouts you.

Hey beastie, haven't seen you around in a while

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What's a plugger? (LOL - I am assuming some sort of shoe, but it's Lit and Australian, so it may be something weird!)

You have a point, I thought flip-flops but this is Lit...

Yeah, thongs. But you're right about lit. I'll never think the same thing ever again as I describe thongs as pluggers.

LOL - I never thought I would see the phrase "boink an ostrich".
<---checks off the box on his bucket list

This makes me miss Garnate

 

[HeavyBalls]

Hey beastie, haven't seen you around in a while

What can I say, I'm sick...