Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Mr_Soup]

I am just going to skip the whole "struggle for survival" thing and go straight to being a zombie. Then, I am going to be a zombie somewhere at the back of the pack, since the ones that charge in always get killed, but the ones in the back eventually overwhelm the survivors and get to snack on tasty brains. (LOL - and, tasty brains aside, that approach is quite useful in life. Don't rush in. Don't lead the charge. Don't share a foxhole with someone braver than you).

Note to self: watch your kneecaps around Paul.

 

[Paul_Chance]

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I do not understand thong sandles. Who can actually stand that thing between their toes???
It's a kind of torture

I feel the same way about things underwear.

I can't do sandals. I always feel like I have naked feet and at any moment a scorpion is going to see my toes and think it's a snack. And it doesn't even matter I don't live in scorpion country, I'm sure one of those little suckers is going to make an exception just to sting me.

Thong underwear I can do. Who doesn't like the feeling of something crawling between their butt cheeks?

 

[Paul_Chance]

Note to self: watch your kneecaps around Paul.

Absolutely! I am a firm believer in the old adage of "I don't have to run faster than the zombies, I just have to run faster than you!"

 

[Strixaluco]

I can't do sandals. I always feel like I have naked feet and at any moment a scorpion is going to see my toes and think it's a snack. And it doesn't even matter I don't live in scorpion country, I'm sure one of those little suckers is going to make an exception just to sting me.

How lucky we don't have scorpions around here. No problem wearing sandals! Not thong ones, though. I hate those too.

Thong underwear I can do. Who doesn't like the feeling of something crawling between their butt cheeks?

Ewwwww!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Ewwwww!

Hey! Don't knock it til you've tried it, some things that can crawl down there can make you shiver in anticipation

 

[Mr_Soup]

Hey! Don't knock it til you've tried it, some things that can crawl down there can make you shiver in anticipation

At first I was curious what was in your porn stash but now I don’t want to know.

 

[WerdNerd]

I can't do sandals. I always feel like I have naked feet and at any moment a scorpion is going to see my toes and think it's a snack. And it doesn't even matter I don't live in scorpion country, I'm sure one of those little suckers is going to make an exception just to sting me.

Thong underwear I can do. Who doesn't like the feeling of something crawling between their butt cheeks?

Not so sure about anything "crawling" back there.

 

[BrendaBear]

Blurt:
I do not understand thong sandles. Who can actually stand that thing between their toes???
It's a kind of torture

I have never had any of those, because that looked uncomfortable to me too.

 

[cascadiabound]

I’d rather a thong sandle than a thong. My toes are less sensitive than my bum crack.

Opposite. Leave between my toes alone. Thong panties not an issue. I know. Weird.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

At first I was curious what was in your porn stash but now I don’t want to know.

Food, Mr. Thigh, just food porn!

 

[Mr_Soup]

Food, Mr. Thigh, just food porn!

So what exactly is “crawling” back there? Lobster?

 

[Strixaluco]

Hey! Don't knock it til you've tried it, some things that can crawl down there can make you shiver in anticipation

I've tried underwear down there. It was ok 15-20kg ago - not with my current body.

 

[Paul_Chance]

So what exactly is “crawling” back there? Lobster?

Scorpions!

Those buggers are everywhere I tell you! Everywhere!

(PSA - this poster may or may not have an unnatural fear of scorpions. And yes, I am convinced there is probably such a thing as ice scorpions and just because science hasn't found them - I am not going to be one who does!)

 

[rjr_1954]

Um pretty sure there is a very high proportion of people on lit enjoy spanking or being spanked or both.
May I point you down the hall to the left in the BDSM cafe to the spanking thread?
NO! I'm not into BDSM.
I'm probably considered a prepper by some who know me, so I love knowing about this. Cool! Tyvm

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

So what exactly is “crawling” back there? Lobster?

A different kinda animal, preferably bipedal with a pretty mug and magic tongue. Def not food!

 

[shenglung]

Scorpions!

Those buggers are everywhere I tell you! Everywhere!

(PSA - this poster may or may not have an unnatural fear of scorpions. And yes, I am convinced there is probably such a thing as ice scorpions and just because science hasn't found them - I am not going to be one who does!)

So I take it you'd not appreciate some of the candies one of my nephews brought by one day with the scorpion in the center of them lol.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

So I take it you'd not appreciate some of the candies one of my nephews brought by one day with the scorpion in the center of them lol.

Where did they get those

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

At first I was curious what was in your porn stash but now I don’t want to know.

Ohhhhhh, stash… not ‘stache! I was thinking vintage Burt Reynolds!!!

 

[Paul_Chance]

So I take it you'd not appreciate some of the candies one of my nephews brought by one day with the scorpion in the center of them lol.

LOL - no, I would struggle with those - and that only proves my point - scorpions are everywhere! Even in the candy!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Blurt:
I do not understand thong sandles. Who can actually stand that thing between their toes???
It's a kind of torture

For years all I wore were pluggers. Thongs are an Aussie staple for 80's kids, though. Better than scalding hot bitumen.

 

[shenglung]

Where did they get those

There was a shop in one the malls around here sold all sorts of odd food items. Candies with different insects in them, super spicy items to. Not sure if it's still there though it's been awhile since been there.

 

[Paul_Chance]

For years all I wore were pluggers. Thongs are an Aussie staple for 80's kids, though. Better than scalding hot bitumen.

What's a plugger? (LOL - I am assuming some sort of shoe, but it's Lit and Australian, so it may be something weird!)

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

There was a shop in one the malls around here sold all sorts of odd food items. Candies with different insects in them, super spicy items to. Not sure if it's still there though it's been awhile since been there.

I wanna try those! I've heard of grilled locusts but if its candy, that's a different story

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

What's a plugger? (LOL - I am assuming some sort of shoe, but it's Lit and Australian, so it may be something weird!)

You have a point, I thought flip-flops but this is Lit...

 

[shenglung]

What's a plugger? (LOL - I am assuming some sort of shoe, but it's Lit and Australian, so it may be something weird!)

You have a point, I thought flip-flops but this is Lit...

Its this sadly I've learned some aussie over the years.