LupineOne
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You have food porn too??Because he isn't worthy of my food porn!
Am I worthy?
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Am I worthy?
SirConradPeckereye
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A midget would be a better sized meal for a short person like youFood! I can't eat midgets!
You're asking to get whacked with a can of baked beans mister
Both and you can read into it like he does:
It's his equipment
So you will hold a can of baked beans to wack me?
What if I doused myself with baked beans before you got to me?
AngelWithAShotgun
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omg this takes me back to that one time I was reading Harry Potter under my desk and my English teacher said he appreciates my enthusiasm for the subject but I should still pay attention in classSpeaking as a voracious reader since 6th grade, to the point my teachers had to take away my books because I was reading in class, that is not too much!
Pretty sure you're part of the stashYou have food porn too??
Am I worthy?
LupineOne
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My teacher made almost that exact comment multiple times!omg this takes me back to that one time I was reading Harry Potter under my desk and my English teacher said he appreciates my enthusiasm for the subject but I should still pay attention in class
Pretty sure you're part of the stash
Excellent!
LaisDeMarieDeFrance
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OMG, why weren't you my Mom? lol
Technically you can eat little people, but it'd get you a reputation like Dahmer.
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In our family books are a common gift, we read a lot - my parents have one wall in the living room filled with bookshelves from floor to ceiling, and another to half-height.
I also have one wall filled with bookshelves. Mostly not fiction, because I tend to lend my fiction from the library.
And for be the Xmas day is reserved for books, chocolate and puzzles. (We celebrate most holidays on the eve here.)
AngelWithAShotgun
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Omg stop eating midgetsA midget would be a better sized meal for a short person like you
So you will hold a can of baked beans to wack me?
What if I doused myself with baked beans before you got to me?
I play darts, I'm sure I can launch the can at a distance far enough from splatter radius
RuneBlade
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omg this takes me back to that one time I was reading Harry Potter under my desk and my English teacher said he appreciates my enthusiasm for the subject but I should still pay attention in class
My teacher made almost that exact comment multiple times!
See, now, those are good teachers. Encouraging but still corrective
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shenglung
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For some reason knowing you read Harry Potter while in school makes me feel old... I think I was literally graduating right as it came out here.omg this takes me back to that one time I was reading Harry Potter under my desk and my English teacher said he appreciates my enthusiasm for the subject but I should still pay attention in class
Pretty sure you're part of the stash
TANSTAAFL58
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When I get a book for Christmas I immediately start reading it. Even when there are other things to open. Even if I am sure there are power tools.
I
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I almost got hit by a bus crossing the parking lot of my elementary school while reading.Speaking as a voracious reader since 6th grade, to the point my teachers had to take away my books because I was reading in class, that is not too much!
Scholastic Book Fair week was what I lived for. If she spends it all today I’ll just hit the ATM so she can go back the next two days too.
LupineOne
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I did, too. Actually started listening to the audiobook of Sorcerer’s Stone in 6th grade. Progressed to reading them from there
AngelWithAShotgun
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I was eleven and a freshman in high school
if its any consolation, I wait until the books are on sale before I buy it... although I think I borrowed that copy whaaaaat! no, you open the books last so you can cuddle the power tools first then settle down for the read
SirConradPeckereye
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Ok Mom....Omg stop eating midgets
I play darts, I'm sure I can launch the can at a distance far enough from splatter radius
You will only have good aim if I make you mad.... if I make you laugh the aim decreases
gga
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Not sure I would have used that term with that particular frosting.
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Not helpingI was eleven and a freshman in high school
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We may have graduated the same time then.
AngelWithAShotgun
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Is that modern parenting... tracking your child's activities in the shitterGood morning everyone. I just saw my son reading Hemingway. Couldn’t be prouder. He is still a punk but papa shed a proud tear in the shitter
Darn you evil geniusOk Mom....
You will only have good aim if I make you mad.... if I make you laugh the aim decreases
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Hi fun
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Let it snow let it snow let it snow
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On my first date with my husband, in lieu of flowers, he brought me two books. The first of The Lost Fleet series (I had told him I like Sci Fi), and Blind Your Ponies (set in Montana).
TANSTAAFL58
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They won't let me play with anything with a motor or a sharp edge until Boxing Day. Nobody wants to go to Emerg on Christmas...I was eleven and a freshman in high school
whaaaaat! no, you open the books last so you can cuddle the power tools first then settle down for the read
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