Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[RuneBlade]

I think I've kinda put the clues together using my powerful sense of deduction. And Jameson.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I don’t even think she has too. I kinda know who it is

I've been off Lit a lot the past couple months and hardly in Chaos at all and even I have been able to piece together the clues.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

We didn’t. I didn’t. And I’m growling as much as you are. I hope his wife flays him alive, quite literally. And then shares it with us, so I can watch and smile

I’m sure she will… I checked out the video on the other thread… it had a creepy “I’m gonna kill my husband while he sleeps” vibe

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You’re actually my favorite shitposter

I’m retired from the shitposting.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

You’re actually my favorite shitposter

Misread this. For sure thought you said “shoplifter”. I’m like… are we back in middle school now?!?!

 

[RuneBlade]

I’m retired from the shitposting.

You can't really retire from that.

It's like those government operatives out there living in their nice cabin, and a handler shows up with a job they need help with.

They always go back.

 

[Ingenue844]

I’m retired from the shitposting.

Nooooo….drink more!
No don’t do that. It’s good if you’re turning it around.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Misread this. For sure thought you said “shoplifter”. I’m like… are we back in middle school now?!?!

When I did my stealthiest shoplifting

 

[LupineOne]

When I did my stealthiest shoplifting

Likewise

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nooooo….drink more!
No don’t do that. It’s good if you’re turning it around.

Second this. I enjoyed the shit posts, but I like you being the best Mo you can be. I won’t tell anyone, but I think you have a good heart

 

[Ingenue844]

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Likewise

Right of passage

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Nooooo….drink more!
No don’t do that. It’s good if you’re turning it around.

I would like to. Maybe with proper supervision.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I must be thick. I see the initials, and the first name, but I don’t recognize the poster.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

When I did my stealthiest shoplifting

I think the Walgreens was on to me when I rolled in middle of June in my LA Kings pullover Starter jacket. Damn, I thought I had life figured out when I was 14

 

[Codeman93]

I think the Walgreens was on to me when I rolled in middle of June in my LA Kings pullover Starter jacket. Damn, I thought I had life figured out when I was 14

Lmao Howed it go

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Lmao Howed it go

Why don’t you ask the Big League Chew and 3 king-sized Snickers that I got for $free.99

 

[Ingenue844]

You can't really retire from that.

It's like those government operatives out there living in their nice cabin, and a handler shows up with a job they need help with.

They always go back.

Sometimes, it’s because of a love interest who is a supreme being.

 

[Ingenue844]

I would like to. Maybe with proper supervision.

For the drinking or the shitposting?
Either way it can’t be me. But there are actual adulty adults in here.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Right of passage

Pretty sure I saw a guy steal some condoms at Walgreens the other day. He wasn't great at acting natural.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

For the drinking or the shitposting?
Either way it can’t be me. But there are actual adulty adults in here.

They kinda go hand in hand. The more I booze the more I shitpost. It is a lot of fun until its not.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Pretty sure I saw a guy steal some condoms at Walgreens the other day. He wasn't great at acting natural.

What are these “condoms” you speak of? Weren’t those just a terrible fad in the 90’s?

 

[Mr_Soup]

I must be thick. I see the initials, and the first name, but I don’t recognize the poster.

Same.

Regardless, the van is ready.

 

[Ingenue844]

They kinda go hand in hand. The more I booze the more I shitpost. It is a lot of fun until its not.

Uh oh…did you lose a LitLove this way? Will you forever be heartbroken with an unrequited love?

 

[Deadbed1968]

Open Dr Pepper cans… breeding ground for mouth and throat stings!

Or orange soda!