Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Ingenue844]

My issue with him:

Presented as the nicest guy.
Talked a while. Wanted to know what I was looking for. I listed it out. Said he wanted that too.

So eFucked
Hours after told me I’m not the one he wants
That the one he wants told him to eFuck me
So, they had some game going or some shit and I didn’t know she existed. I felt sick. That wasn’t disclosed to me and not what I said yes to.

Blocked immediately and moved on.

 

[LupineOne]

My issue with him:

Presented as the nicest guy.
Talked a while. Wanted to know what I was looking for. I listed it out. Said he wanted that too.

So eFucked
Hours after told me I’m not the one he wants
That the one he wants told him to eFuck me
So, they had some game going or some shit and I didn’t know she existed. I felt sick. That wasn’t disclosed to me and not what I said yes to.

Blocked immediately and moved on.

Damn dishonest people

 

[Mo_Bandy]

My issue with him:

Presented as the nicest guy.
Talked a while. Wanted to know what I was looking for. I listed it out. Said he wanted that too.

So eFucked
Hours after told me I’m not the one he wants
That the one he wants told him to eFuck me
So, they had some game going or some shit and I didn’t know she existed. I felt sick. That wasn’t disclosed to me and not what I said yes to.

Blocked immediately and moved on.

Fuck Lit is crazy. Does not sound fun. Sorry.

 

[Ingenue844]

@Ingenue844 how do you manage to attract all the crazy ones?!?

My milkshake brings all the predators to the yard

 

[Deadbed1968]

My milkshake brings all the predators to the yard

And Yellowjackets!

 

[Deadbed1968]

My issue with him:

Presented as the nicest guy.
Talked a while. Wanted to know what I was looking for. I listed it out. Said he wanted that too.

So eFucked
Hours after told me I’m not the one he wants
That the one he wants told him to eFuck me
So, they had some game going or some shit and I didn’t know she existed. I felt sick. That wasn’t disclosed to me and not what I said yes to.

Blocked immediately and moved on.

This seems to be standard operating procedure for quite a few guys

 

[Ingenue844]

And Yellowjackets!

Wait…what?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wait…what?

I second this… wtf is a yellow jacket. Besides an angry hornet

 

[Ingenue844]

This seems to be standard operating procedure for quite a few guys

Will it really blow shit up to note this was a popular Chaos guy?

 

[Deadbed1968]

Wait…what?

Have you never had a swarm of Yellowjackets attracted to food and sweet drinks during the summer?

 

[Deadbed1968]

I second this… wtf is a yellow jacket. Besides an angry hornet

That’s exactly what it is. The love sweet drinks.

 

[Ingenue844]

Have you never had a swarm of Yellowjackets attracted to food and sweet drinks during the summer?

Damn…I’ve had my eye on a very Yellowjacket

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Have you never had a swarm of Yellowjackets attracted to food and sweet drinks during the summer?

Open Dr Pepper cans… breeding ground for mouth and throat stings!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That’s exactly what it is. The love sweet drinks.

Well ingenue is pretty sweet so….

 

[Deadbed1968]

Will it really blow shit up to note this was a popular Chaos guy?

Personally I think the saying: “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes” fits rather nicely. Expose away!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Personally I think the saying: “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes” fits rather nicely. Expose away!

I don’t even think she has too. I kinda know who it is

 

[LupineOne]

Personally I think the saying: “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes” fits rather nicely. Expose away!

He deserves no less

 

[Ingenue844]

Well ingenue is pretty sweet so….

Like jello mixed with anti freeze before they made it unpalatable

 

[Ingenue844]

In case you missed it. He was a CHAOS favorite. Maybe we should look out for each other more.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Like jello mixed with anti freeze before they made it unpalatable

I’ll drink the koolaid baby

 

[LupineOne]

We didn’t. I didn’t. And I’m growling as much as you are. I hope his wife flays him alive, quite literally. And then shares it with us, so I can watch and smile

 

[Mo_Bandy]

In case you missed it. He was a CHAOS favorite. Maybe we should look out for each other more.

Huh! I thought I was the only Chaos favorite.

 

[Ingenue844]

https://imgur.com/hJbiHl6

https://imgur.com/o1Rzo1K

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

In case you missed it. He was a CHAOS favorite. Maybe we should look out for each other more.

Fuck. We do try to be vigilant. We have a van, code words, roles to play….

 

[Ingenue844]

Huh! I thought I was the only Chaos favorite.

You’re actually my favorite shitposter