Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Mo_Bandy]

I DONT FUCKING WANNA

I dont know what to tell you but have you ever heard bacon makes everything better? Well, I am like that but with cocaine.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Then don’t.

But I HAVE TO

 

[LupineOne]

I DONT FUCKING WANNA

Me either, Nebs. Can I offer wolfish snuggles and wood heat when I get home?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I dont know what to tell you but have you ever heard bacon makes everything better? Well, I am like that but with cocaine.

If someone would cook me bacon, all would be well. You are saying You are like bacon that had done cocaine?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Me either, Nebs. Can I offer wolfish snuggles and wood heat when I get home?

Yes you can!! And licks lol

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Caffeine and weirdness in a all you need lovely girl

Good morning!

I never fucking wanna haha non working day, awake before 6am!! Standard. working day? Canny drag ma arse out the bed

Daisy!!! Just “hearing” your Scottish brogue makes me smile.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

If someone would cook me bacon, all would be well. You are saying You are like bacon that had done cocaine?

I like to cook bacon in oven rather than stove top. Comes out more consistent. I like cooking breakfast. You ever have Migas? Also known as Breakfast tacos.

 

[LupineOne]

Yes you can!! And licks lol

Deal

 

[Ingenue844]

I have a new whip and some tension to work out, so...

Ooooo…tell me more

 

[Ingenue844]

Sounds like a good reason for some travel. Definitely some nice ones out here.

I actually spend my summers in northern Utah. I love the dry heat.

 

[Ingenue844]

Ooooo…tell me more

I'd just like the Great lakes Humidity (I think of it capitalized) to go away most summers. Toronto or Chicago at 90F is more unbearable than Texas or Florida at 120F.

Exactly! Everyone loves summer here and I don’t get why.
Except I don’t want to be in the other 2 states during summer either

 

[Ingenue844]

Because I hear this takes forever now, I just uploaded my "Christmas Avatar"

Incase it takes a while, here it is:

https://i.imgur.com/CoM4UGf.jpg

I was expecting to be defending some of my "less mainstream" choices in seasonal music this weekend at the now cancelled family gathering.

"Santa Baby" ONLY by Eartha Kitt, because she made it clear what Santa was going to get if he delivered the goods.

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Diana Krall because she implies a level of intimacy that borders on obscene with that smoky whisper.

"Christmas in NY" by the Pogues, because, well, because.

"O! Holy Night" by Cartman because while some may be offended, it is what kids see.

Any Christmas stuff by Jimmy Buffett. Not the greatest musician, but DAMN he knows how to have fun.

Brian Setzer, especially his grinding rockabilly version of "Santa Claus is Back In Town"

BB King, especially "Back Door Santa"

Tom Waits. No, not "A Christmas card from a Hooker in Minneapolis" (okay, that one too)...

But this one, which I consider a "Boxing Day Carol". A bar opening that day after Christmas. Its a "Torch Song, written for Piano and Fire Extinguisher"

"Warm Beer and Cold Women"

Here’s a fave of mine that no one has ever heard

 

[Ingenue844]

Did I miss something? I don’t remember you acting like that….

You weren’t here. And I edited out what would get me banned.

 

[Ingenue844]

I'd love to live in the mountains year round

West Yellowstone. If I ever decide to I’ll be there.

 

[Ingenue844]

You're never an unfuckable babe

Babe…you just work through it anyway

 

[Deadbed1968]

Here’s a fave of mine that no one has ever heard

You’re right! I never heard that one, but it’s pretty good!

 

[ReadyForMore22]

Morning people. Survived another Friday night …I think

 

[Ingenue844]

@DarkRaven13
Are you up yet?

 

[Deadbed1968]

Morning all! Happy Saturday!

I’m still lying in bed contemplating whether I want to get up or get off.

 

[Ingenue844]

Morning all! Happy Saturday!

I’m still lying in bed contemplating whether I want to get up or get off.

The latter. Always choose the latter.

 

[ReadyForMore22]

The latter. Always choose the latter.

Kinda got to follow her advice, she seems like a smart cookie

 

[Deadbed1968]

The latter. Always choose the latter.

I like the way you think, but I think it will be the former. The latter takes me forever and I want coffee!

 

[Ingenue844]

I like the way you think, but I think it will be the former. The latter takes me forever and I want coffee!

Lol, why not both!?

 

[ReadyForMore22]

I like the way you think, but I think it will be the former. The latter takes me forever and I want coffee!

Best humble brag I’ve read in a while.

Well done sir

 

[Ingenue844]

Best humble brag I’ve read in a while.

Well done sir

We all know DB lasts a long time so I didn’t even think anything of it