Just me, or does anyone else want to write and direct a porn movie?

[Imstillfun]

Was thinking about this and was directed to an older thread that talked about how porn no longer has scripts. it mentioned one story that became a movie.

I was thinking. “How sad.”

i would love to turn one of my stories into a script and direct. Anyone else?

 

[TheRedChamber]

No, but I'm available to act in yours...

 

[Defluer]

Yes! Not even specifically my stories but just to jump in when they usually do the cliché porn things. Like spend 5 minutes showing the lady getting changed only to spend 2 minutes setting up the "plot" which is usually just is a race for somebody to jumpstart into the sex as quickly as possible. Then the "shy bashful gal" who has never done this before is taking those 8 inch dicks to the back of her throat.

If I ever get rich or win the lotto, we'll do some Literotica Branded (video) porn, it'll be good advertising.

 

[MrPixel]

I've given some thought to what it would be like if my serial story became a streaming series, a romantic comedy with frequent sex scenes. There's a distinct story line, the characters are fun, funny, and there's plenty of joyous and sometimes crazy sex, plus the occasional pinch of pathos for a little bit of an edge. I see the characters and settings in my head every time I write and it would work well with a constructed set.

It would be sort of an X-rated "Hot L Baltimore" if anybody recalls that Norman Lear series from 1975. Except my characters would fix the burnt-out 'E'.

 

[SimonDoom]

Absolutely. It would be a blast to turn a story into a movie.

Which one of yours would you pick?

Assuming I had unlimited funds, so I could afford the CGI, I'd like to turn my tentacle porn story into a movie. That would really push the envelope. But there are plenty of other stories I'd like to see turned into a movie.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

Ohhhhhh, that would be so much fun. Whether it was scripting out one of my own stories or some other gig, that sounds like a blast.

Gawwwwd, Time Rider would be so much fun as a porn series, if I had the budget. The scene of gladiators trying to kill Mark in the Coloseum? Or him raiding the Louvre to get Becky back?

 

[MelissaBaby]

No, but if any interested show runners from HBO or Netflix read this, I have a complete cast list for my Mary and Alvin series all ready for you.

 

[Imstillfun]

Absolutely. It would be a blast to turn a story into a movie.

Which one of yours would you pick?

Assuming I had unlimited funds, so I could afford the CGI, I'd like to turn my tentacle porn story into a movie. That would really push the envelope. But there are plenty of other stories I'd like to see turned into a movie.

which one? good question. The story I love is “accepting her for dad”. Mostly an incest story, but one I think has the most real emotion in it. But I’d go with my series “first days as a slut” because it offers the most sexual combinations.

 

[yowser]

'House of Doors' would be intriguing, and exotic, although casting costs would be ruinous.

 

[KeithD]

I've written stories and read stories here that I thought should be made into a movie (of course I've written stories inspired by existing movies too). I've written plays that I then directed for little theater performances and that gave me a bit of thrill at having full artistic control (including set design, costumes, and posters), so, yes, I would like to see a movie or play done on some of my stories (and, as I've said before, I think Literotica is a gold mine for porn film makers looking for something more of a story to film than just the sex act). I keep thinking of that one instance, though, where I had written vignettes for "Thurber Carnival"-type playlettes amalgamated into one play, gave them to the theater group, and then forgot about them until years later when the theater decided to stage them. I attended the play without knowing my vignettes were included. There was no bigger thrill than seeing them performed and knowing I didn't have to put any blood, sweat, and tears into getting them on stage.

So, basically, I'd like it to occur to filmmakers that Literotica is a rich source of filmable material--and then, of course, asking for use permissions.

 

[Mnkinkcpl]

I'm going to be the odd man out.

I wouldn't mind if someone else wanted to use one of my stories as the basis for a script. But there is no way in hell I would want to be involved in the production.

In the early 90's the wife and I and a few other couples made a murder mystery porn flick. It was horrible!

After that we figured we could make a few $$$ by using our camera and the editing setup to make films for couples, you know film them getting it on as a kind of keepsake.

We didn't do many for couples per say but a few hundred for women to give their husbands as gifts. Lots of lingerie, masturbating, and quite a few girl on girl.

Gave that up after one of the husbands came to our door and punched me in the face because I had watched his wife masturbating.

 

[AlexBailey]

I’d love to see my novel set to film!

 

[MillieDynamite]

I have no such inclination but doubt your alone in your desire to do so.

 

[CockSparrow]

Put me down as a no. I've worked on films. Straight not porn. They are unwieldy beasts.

 

[TxRad]

I've had comments on several of my stories that they should or could be movies. Would I want to make them into films? Probably not. Too much work and money would be needed and I'm allergic to work.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Before we adopted Donnie, someone with good intentions tried to tell me raising a child wasn't all fun and games. Sigh, it's work, hard work, and I'm sure making a smut film might sound fun, but when you shoot that ass fucking for the twentieth time, I'm sure the glamor will have added a bit.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Assuming I had unlimited funds, so I could afford the CGI, I'd like to turn my tentacle porn story into a movie. That would really push the envelope. But there are plenty of other stories I'd like to see turned into a movie.

Buy a cashmere sweater and an inflatable octopus, and direct it in your neighbour's back yard. You never heard of Ed Wood?

 

[MissPennyLane]

No, but I'll star in it

 

[SimonDoom]

Buy a cashmere sweater and an inflatable octopus, and direct it in your neighbour's back yard. You never heard of Ed Wood?

I've heard of Ed Wood, and I've actually seen two of his movies. That's not the vibe I'm going for.

 

[lovecraft68]

I turned my erotic horror serial killer novel into a script and try to pimp it at horror cons to indy directors, no bites yet. A plus is not much is needed for special affects its a realistic and gritty story, if you can make fake blood and find a girl who can act like two different people we're good.

 

[EnonEMoose]

I prefer imagination with fantasies to be honest. I have never watched a porn movie and found it as satisfying as the crazy thoughts in my head.

 

[Rustyoznail]

I'm vain enough to think a couple of my stories would make good movies, but I'm with Millie. Directing would be hard work. Just sign me up as the Executive Producer - hang around the set with none of the day to day hassles.

 

[ElectricBlue]

I've heard of Ed Wood, and I've actually seen two of his movies. That's not the vibe I'm going for.

Sharknado? That had both CGI and paper maché.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Was thinking about this and was directed to an older thread that talked about how porn no longer has scripts. it mentioned one story that became a movie.

I was thinking. “How sad.”

i would love to turn one of my stories into a script and direct. Anyone else?

Depends which porn. There are still studios making "story" videos.

 

[SimonDoom]

Sharknado? That had both CGI and paper maché.

I prefer to leave chain saws and flying sharks out of my porn. That's just me.