Can I fix you a coffee?

[Makitsu_Trinity]

How do you take it? Shall we wake up lazily together?

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Thank you, lots-O-cream, lots-O-sugar!

 

[Baldo_bearded]

Coffee black and hot, and naked coffee is a wonderful thing. Gets the day stsrted right.

 

[butters]

black and strong, please, followed by a frothy hazelnut creamy mug of goodness

 

[LukSkyFokker]

I make mud in the French press with a splash of cream and drop of agave.

I've been adding in a teaspoon of unrefined coconut oil lately.

 

[silver gurl]

No thanks, but maybe you could talk about why there are so many bi-curious “bbw’s” online?

Is it because the healthy ones are already out of bed, doing things?

Why do you care?

 

[silver gurl]

I just wander over to my Starbucks in the morning. In the afternoon I make Chai Tea at home.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Why do you care?

He's taking inventory of all the beautiful women who won't fuck him.

 

[silver gurl]

He's taking inventory of all the beautiful women who won't fuck him.

That’s a mighty large inventory.

 

[silver gurl]

Why do YOU care?

I am not the one questioning women.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

That’s a mighty large inventory.

He could eventually finish if he stopped shitpisting for more than 5 minutes.

 

[silver gurl]

He could eventually finish if he stopped shitpisting for more than 5 minutes.

Impossible.

My neighbor down the road just bought a 2000 Porche Cayenne. He thinks he is all that.
Is my neighbor Lance?
That would be a scary thought.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Impossible.

My neighbor down the road just bought a 2000 Porche Cayenne. He thinks he is all that.
Is my neighbor Lance?
That would be a scary thought.

You're safe if you live within 500ft. of a school.

 

[RockOn2019]

Cappuccino for me please. Strong one, which can keep me away for a while as i gonna spend the whole night long .... studying!
I received my perfectly written papers today from https://www.topessaywriting.org/research-paper-writing-service but need to learn it and read it tomorrow in front of couple of teachers and students. Fingers crossed, everything will go well.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

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Luk, meet trinity…. Trinity, meet luk.

It took you 2 hours to come up with that? Hire a fucking creative team, you boring dwarf.

 

[butters]

Impossible.

My neighbor down the road just bought a 2000 Porche Cayenne. He thinks he is all that.
Is my neighbor Lance?
That would be a scary thought.

i guess you'd have to count the number of nubiles in the lake/pool/hot tub and how deep the deep end is. but you know lace, always in over his head so....

 

[LukSkyFokker]

I have a new Cayenne and a 23 year old plaything in regular rotation, and even a noob nubile owner like me knows Lance would live in Westmount or one of those cool condos in the old port.

https://i.imgur.com/ZS5zlYY.jpg

 

[mrBIGb]

How do you take it? Shall we wake up lazily together?

Does anyone really what time it is

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Does anyone really what time it is

Is this sentence a question

 

[silver gurl]

You're safe if you live within 500ft. of a school.

I am safe and lucky! I am much too old for him.

 

[ericalauren]

Coffee smells vile to me, and tastes like it’s made of dirt and ground-up worms or something.

 

[iso36]

7 attack posts for luk
6 attack posts for silver
2 attack posts for butters

15 attack posts, 2/3 the total

 

[JohnEBbad]

Lance? Did you count yours?

 

[LukSkyFokker]

7 attack posts for luk
6 attack posts for silver
2 attack posts for butters

15 attack posts, 2/3 the total

https://i.gifer.com/BJw.gif

Lance? Did you count yours?

He can't count that high.

 

[iso36]

How do you take it? Shall we wake up lazily together?

This is no place for bi-curious fatties, as I suggested before.

General Board trolls like butters, silver and luk can be avoided by posting on the Playground, which is Moderated.

Good luck!