The AH Coffee Shop and Reading Room 09

Okay, okay, I'll make a fresh pot for the evening crew.

Welcome back DR. Any good stories from your outing, or at least a plot bunny or two? Any good photos. (I have to ask or they will pull my dirty old man card)

Supper was catch what you can. I caught one naked lady in the shower and the other one in her recliner. I love those chairs. So many interesting things can happen in one.
Pretty easy to catch someone in the shower. Not too many escape routes. If they want to escape. 🤣
 
Okay, okay, I'll make a fresh pot for the evening crew.

Welcome back DR. Any good stories from your outing, or at least a plot bunny or two? Any good photos. (I have to ask or they will pull my dirty old man card)

Supper was catch what you can. I caught one naked lady in the shower and the other one in her recliner. I love those chairs. So many interesting things can happen in one.
Frankly, I don't love those chairs. I prefer the woman in the chair ... or on the living room floor ... or the kitchen counter ... or maybe, sometimes even in bed?

Of course, there's always a sandy beach, leaves in the woods, park bench, or just a lawn. But the woman seems to be the necessary ingredient.
 
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Okay, okay, I'll make a fresh pot for the evening crew.

Welcome back DR. Any good stories from your outing, or at least a plot bunny or two? Any good photos. (I have to ask or they will pull my dirty old man card)
Mmmm thank you for the coffee :)

And ...

Story: The hot springs my friend and I visited was a nude hot springs! (It was nude optional.) At first I could NOT do it. I felt shy and odd and all of that. But when others (including my friend) did it, and I was the ONLY one in a bathing suit then I felt odd! Soooo I did go in once sans clothes. Woohoo. (Okay ... I woke very early and got in before anyone else got there lol.)

Plot bunnies: I had 2 story ideas. I actually sat in the dark in the cabin one night. While my friend was asleep (for I don't want her knowing I get on Lit! I am not ashamed of Lit ... I am...hmmm. Am I ashamed? No, I don't think its that....I need to think why I care about what others think of me I suppose.) Oh, I am going on a tangent....anyway, I thought of two ideas and while my friend was asleep I took notes on what each story would be about. My notes were about 2K words per story. I'm not sure when I will get them written.

Good photos: Errr ... I have photos I took. Some at Renfair. And a lot at the San Juans Islands....are they good? *shrugs my shoulders* ... they are okay I suppose

Tx's Dirty Old Man Card: Just tell them I sent you the naked one of me in the hot tub. Then they can add to the front of the card, "Successful" ... lol
 
Pretty easy to catch someone in the shower. Not too many escape routes. If they want to escape. 🤣
They have been assimilated or was that the other way around?

Uh, Lifestyle, I was referring to the number of positions that a lady can get put in in one of those chairs. :devil: :p

All new things are scary the first time. Kinky also according to some people. As long as you got plot bunnies, it was a good trip. I'll keep a light on in my e-mail waiting for those photos. ;)


Dirty old men have a reputation to keep up. If we don't plot to get young ladies naked or in compromising positions we are working at a sub par level.
 
The hot springs my friend and I visited was a nude hot springs! (It was nude optional.) At first I could NOT do it. I felt shy and odd and all of that. But when others (including my friend) did it, and I was the ONLY one in a bathing suit then I felt odd! Soooo I did go in once sans clothes. Woohoo. (Okay ... I woke very early and got in before anyone else got there lol.)
Whoo Hoo! DR13's first trip to the Onsen!

There's a million anime episodes devoted to that meme, and if they're gender separated there's two million anime episodes devoted to the "Gotta Get A Peek At Dat" Trope
 
Just got an email that said the lawyer handling my VA claim bailed out on me. Now I have to teach a young skull full of mush how the DoD's mishandling of Sleep Apnea is responsible for Pulmonary Hypertension

I survived Ian
I survived Halloween + Amorous Goods right next to Summer Lovin
I even survived a month of Covid
Nobody survives an argument with the VA
 
D, you must have a different VA than I do. I've never had a problem with any request I've made about anything to do with my health. Of course, I haven't tried to get into the DoD's pockets.

The middle of the night (here at least) coffee is ready. Come and get it. Moanday morning is coming fast.
 
Pockets...pockets ...pockets... I knew they forgot to build something ijnto this armour
 
*Puts on a fresh pot of coffee*

I really hope it's not pumpkin spice flavored coffee. I don't know if our brothers and sisters in other locations around the world have to suffer with the Annual Pumpkin Spice Epidemic that we in America have inflicted upon us every year starting about this time of year. My wife and her mother are all in for this nonsense also. As they returned from their last shopping extravaganza, I found Pumpkin Spice Oreos in the booty, along with Pure Vermont Maple Syrup with Pumpkin Spice. No product sold misses the horror of Pumpkin Spice flavoring. I fully expect to see a line of Pumpkin Spice lubes, ball gags, and flavored condoms
Oh, the horror...
 
Good luck to you, I really liked it! I caught one small glitch that was missed in editing, but you said more in 3,282 words than most writers here will aspire to in their entire catalogue
All those stories with loads and loads of chapters, all pretty much the same with different scenery, do nothing for me really. Actually they do do something for me. They do my head in.

I have a writer friend. I won't say who of course. Her usual stock in trade is meticulously-researched historical fiction, which is published under her own name. Under a pseudonym she has also had published some exquisitely filthy and beautifully-written smut. I couldn't pretend to come close. Her trick for getting it into a full length novel is to wrap it all in a group of friends telling each other stories, so in 60K words or so there are many and varied sexual vignettes. That is the way to go for longer pieces.

I think there is mileage in the character of Dr Alexis yet.
 
They call some of us old but in reality, we're just high mileage.

Thank you D, for the morning coffee.

SH, I have a welder in the shop. We can fix that pocket thing.
 
My first story is up! Really, really excited!

https://literotica.com/s/fluid-dynamics-2

Waiting for the reviews now.
Yayy... and hi hi....its nice to meet you. I was away and when I returned I saw your posts popping up here. This is a very nice group of people. (Don't let them fool you into thinking otherwise. They may tell you otherwise, but they are really VERY nice.) Its nice to have yet another female writer in the group!


*Puts on a fresh pot of coffee*
Thank you for the coffee Duleigh mmmmmm. And good morning everyone.
 
I think there is mileage in the character of Dr Alexis yet.
Oh yes, I can picture her fucking a gin powered swath through the engineering community. Bombay Saphire will do that to a person. It yanked me off the wagon and tossed me under the wheels after ten full years of hard-core sobriety, Dr. A could probably leave a sea of smiling faces in her wake if she's switch out the lemon slices for lime before hitting the launch button next time.
 
Yeuck! My wife has been cleaning out one of our fridges. One of the items was 'Best before 2009!' It had a fridge life of two weeks.
 
Yeuck! My wife has been cleaning out one of our fridges. One of the items was 'Best before 2009!' It had a fridge life of two weeks.
Here in the States many items had a "Sell By" date and my wife will toss out something that nears that date. I have to remind her "We're not selling this."
 
Sell by, eat by, totally different concepts. I have one lady on each side of the conflict. Chaos at times.

The lunch time coffee is ready.

Lunch will be.... A good question. The ladies went shopping so it will be whatever they decide to bring back for me.
 
Here in the States many items had a "Sell By" date and my wife will toss out something that nears that date. I have to remind her "We're not selling this."

I used to remind C in the same way until we started our back-and-forth with trips to the cabin last year. However, I do sniff the cap on milk if it's more than a couple of days past the "sell by".
 
Mmmm thank you for the coffee :)

And ...

Story: The hot springs my friend and I visited was a nude hot springs! (It was nude optional.) At first I could NOT do it. I felt shy and odd and all of that. But when others (including my friend) did it, and I was the ONLY one in a bathing suit then I felt odd! Soooo I did go in once sans clothes. Woohoo. (Okay ... I woke very early and got in before anyone else got there lol.)
...

Where was this?

The only clothing optional hot springs we've been to was Steamboat Springs, CO ... and it's only clothing optional after dark. My wife and I went clothing optional as soon as dusk set in, though.

When you get used to it, taking the option on "clothing optional" is wonderfully freeing! (See my screen name, and avatar - which describe our official "happy place" :) )
 
Where was this?

The only clothing optional hot springs we've been to was Steamboat Springs, CO ... and it's only clothing optional after dark. My wife and I went clothing optional as soon as dusk set in, though.

When you get used to it, taking the option on "clothing optional" is wonderfully freeing! (See my screen name, and avatar - which describe our official "happy place" :) )
My wife and I went to a C/O hot springs (Orvis Hot Springs) near Ouray, CO two years ago, and they allowed us to be nude during the day. And I found another one (Orient Land Trust) near Moffat, CO when we were on our way to the Great Sand Dunes.
 
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Where was this?

The only clothing optional hot springs we've been to was Steamboat Springs, CO ... and it's only clothing optional after dark. My wife and I went clothing optional as soon as dusk set in, though.

When you get used to it, taking the option on "clothing optional" is wonderfully freeing! (See my screen name, and avatar - which describe our official "happy place" :) )
This was in the San Juan Islands in Washington state. Orcas island to be specific.
 
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