🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You're doing the Lord's work.

Bless you, my son.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Its time for Hump Day prayers,

Dear Jizzus,

Firstly, we bring thanks for the many good things, good orgasms, and good friends you've brought into our lives. Specifically we thank you for all the Lit threads which have introduced us to new friends, funny and sexy alike. For these we say ahhhhyessss.

Next, Holy Squirt, we bring to you my biggest fan. Bless her, lord, for all the hours she spends thinking and posting just hoping I'll see it. Let her know lord, that her worship had been appreciated and send her one of her many (?) lovers to please her and occupy her mind. Help her up that post worship to a full 50%.

Thirdly, DD of the sky, we bring those Litsters to you who like to assume things, lord. And while we love the ass here! We'd rather fuck it, finger it, or eat it and not be it. Stretch their minds just like you stretch their cunts and help them know that just because they didn't get a certified letter informing them of something doesn't mean it hasn't happened and just because they think something doesn't mean its true. Humble these ASSumers and help them be the brave little angels you breeded them to be.

Finally lord, we thank you for the perverts - the kind hearted cuckolds, the generous German cuddle party attendees, the patient panty sniffers, the bestie breeders, and the likable lickers. As they mind their business lord, mind their erotic lives. Make them irresistible and make their cum taste like cotton candy.

Also please don't let Florida wash away....well except Ronny D. Take him home with you.

In your unholy name we gay,
S'men

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Hell, yes! All I heard was good orgasms, friends, ass lovers, breeders, lickers, and cotton candy cum

 

[hotcpu]

Hell, yes! All I heard was good orgasms, friends, ass lovers, breeders, lickers, and cotton candy cum

She had me at orgasms ....

 

[LadyLascivious1]

There's a reason I check this thread in the church office. And that's because I know I'm gonna need Jesus after seeing your posts.

Jesus or Jizzus?

She had me at orgasms ....

You are an easy man, my friend

 

[hotcpu]

Jesus or Jizzus?

You are an easy man, my friend

Easy like a Sunday morning ... Now let's go sin for all week together.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Just a reminder, if you like them thicc like oatmeal, we celebrate Curvesday over in the Speakeasy.

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

I can't decide if I like Face Fuck Friday or Friend Fuck Friday more...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[LustfulIntentions2]

You are an easy man, my friend

We all are.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

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I'm just out here fighting for eqaulity.

Do you prefer PM or Skype?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I can't decide if I like Face Fuck Friday or Friend Fuck Friday more...

Then just decide not to decide.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Do you prefer PM or Skype?

Then just decide not to decide.

The answer is always both! Lol

 

[LadyLascivious1]

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I'm just out here fighting for eqaulity.

It’s such a selfless and altruistic calling

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

It’s such a selfless and altruistic calling

I'm kind of a hero.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm kind of a hero.

As a hero, I think you’re setting your sights too low. Unlimited T&A sounds more appropriate. Basically, you forgot to ask for the ass!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

As a hero, I think you’re setting your sights too low. Unlimited T&A sounds more appropriate. Basically, you forgot to ask for the ass!

If you're offering

You know.... for equality.

 

[HeavyBalls]

If you're offering

You know.... for equality.

Yay for T&A!

Even more yay for T&A for a good cause!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Yay for T&A!

Even more yay for T&A for a good cause!

Hey that doesn't exclude men! T&A just means Tip&Ass

 

[HeavyBalls]

No one wants to see my ass...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

No one wants to see my ass...

Well, I know for a fact that isn't true

 

[HeavyBalls]

Well, I know for a fact that isn't true

Thank you.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Hey that doesn't exclude men! T&A just means Tip&Ass

No one wants to see my ass...

Well, I know for a fact that isn't true

Thank you.

Um, not to be greedy, but don’t forget the tip! Also, I will not complain if there’s more than the tip

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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I love her so much

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[Azuldrgon]

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How much you need food.....I've been in bed all morning, but now I'm hungry.