Lord Pmann wants to discuss Brianna38

[MedicalMuse]

I used this stuff when I was in high school once to remove my chest hair. Fuck you 1990s and your unrealistic examples of hairless chests.

Motherfucker.

It was not a cream. It was some kind of greenish clear, honey looking material. You put it on and the hair painlessly removes when you pull if the strip. Bullshit. It nearly ripped my organs out. I bled like a stuck pig.

Fuck Nads.

Um, the name should have said it all. As in, it will make your nads shrink up inside you when it rips the skin off your body.

 

[Icy1]

I used this stuff when I was in high school once to remove my chest hair. Fuck you 1990s and your unrealistic examples of hairless chests.

Motherfucker.

It was not a cream. It was some kind of greenish clear, honey looking material. You put it on and the hair painlessly removes when you pull if the strip. Bullshit. It nearly ripped my organs out. I bled like a stuck pig.

Fuck Nads.

Lucky you were trying for a hair free chest and not smooth balls.

 

[jaF0]

You don't think someone should know that some of you are trying to ferret out personal information about them?


To be honest, I'm not sure why the people trying to do the ferreting haven't been booted off the site ... yet.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Scroll to about 5:45.

Look at that shit eating grin on his face. Fuuuuuck that. He’s a liar and I hope all his hairs get lice.

 

[Trekka]

I used this stuff when I was in high school once to remove my chest hair. Fuck you 1990s and your unrealistic examples of hairless chests.

Motherfucker.

It was not a cream. It was some kind of greenish clear, honey looking material. You put it on and the hair painlessly removes when you pull if the strip. Bullshit. It nearly ripped my organs out. I bled like a stuck pig.

Fuck Nads.

Dude!!!! Noooooo! Oh no you didn’t! Oh the horror. I can’t even imagine…

 

[Mo_Bandy]

How about Nair? Maybe pour some on my nads for Cyber dead Bri.

 

[MedicalMuse]

How about Nair? Maybe pour some on my nads for Cyber dead Bri.

We will require a review.

 

[Taegul]

The only thing I use for my nad maintenance.

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/424e3e2d-e432-4610-a1b5-d0165c3262df_1.cb4ae77a1a09b9e9ddadbb9cb62bd6be.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=ffffff

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dude!!!! Noooooo! Oh no you didn’t! Oh the horror. I can’t even imagine…

Did I do a spot check? Nope. I stuck the strip in the middle of my chest and just ripped out pretty much all my hair and top layers of skin. I really thought it would be painless.

I had a choice. Look like a skunk or finish. I threw on some Tool in the background, put a washcloth in my mouth and finished the rest. Hurt like hell the whole time and I looked like a Civil War soldier. A smooth one though. These days I embrace the hair.

So, I gave the rest to my best friend and told him it didn’t hurt at all.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Did I do a spot check? Nope. I stuck the strip in the middle of my chest and just ripped out pretty much all my hair and top layers of skin. I really thought it would be painless.

I had a choice. Look like a skunk or finish. I threw on some Tool in the background, put a washcloth in my mouth and finished the rest. Hurt like hell the whole time and I looked like a Civil War soldier. A smooth one though. These days I embrace the hair.

So, I gave the rest to my best friend and told him it didn’t hurt at all.

Thumbs up for using Tool to hide the sounds of pain.

 

[Taegul]

Did I do a spot check? Nope. I stuck the strip in the middle of my chest and just ripped out pretty much all my hair and top layers of skin. I really thought it would be painless.

I had a choice. Look like a skunk or finish. I threw on some Tool in the background, put a washcloth in my mouth and finished the rest. Hurt like hell the whole time and I looked like a Civil War soldier. A smooth one though. These days I embrace the hair.

So, I gave the rest to my best friend and told him it didn’t hurt at all.

You were listening to this one, weren't ya?

Freak!

 

[Trekka]

Did I do a spot check? Nope. I stuck the strip in the middle of my chest and just ripped out pretty much all my hair and top layers of skin. I really thought it would be painless.

I had a choice. Look like a skunk or finish. I threw on some Tool in the background, put a washcloth in my mouth and finished the rest. Hurt like hell the whole time and I looked like a Civil War soldier. A smooth one though. These days I embrace the hair.

So, I gave the rest to my best friend and told him it didn’t hurt at all.

You’re a hard worker, so I’m not surprised you finished the job.

I’ve waxed every part of my body by myself before, and also given birth… it’s debatable which hurt more, in retrospect. My hat is off to you.

Next time you should go to a salon, let a pro do it. It doesn’t hurt at all.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Did I do a spot check? Nope. I stuck the strip in the middle of my chest and just ripped out pretty much all my hair and top layers of skin. I really thought it would be painless.

I had a choice. Look like a skunk or finish. I threw on some Tool in the background, put a washcloth in my mouth and finished the rest. Hurt like hell the whole time and I looked like a Civil War soldier. A smooth one though. These days I embrace the hair.

So, I gave the rest to my best friend and told him it didn’t hurt at all.

It didn’t occur to you to shave the rest off?

 

[Trekka]

It didn’t occur to you to shave the rest off?

Clearly it occurred to you, naughty man.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/YgveCtneiLjY4/giphy.gif

 

[hotwords229_A]

Clearly it occurred to you, naughty man.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/YgveCtneiLjY4/giphy.gif

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/b7/0a/99b70a4bb3971ecf80dd8afd95c3bed1.jpg
I’m very resourceful.

ETA: Now that I’m looking at that pic, I think that’s a girl. But you get the idea).

 

[Lord Pmann]

It didn’t occur to you to shave the rest off?

Literally not until this moment.

Fuck you, hotwords, for making me realize this 20+ years later.

 

[_Ritch_]

Why does this not shock me?

Sew? Ouch! All the guys thinking of pejazzle are already shaving.

If you decide to try it again. I know a few threads you can post in.

I knew I should have kept quiet!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Literally not until this moment.

Fuck you, hotwords, for making me realize this 20+ years later.

There’s always next time.

 

[Trekka]

There’s always next time.

*EYES WIDE AS DINNER PLATES*

 

[hotwords229_A]

*EYES WIDE AS DINNER PLATES*

Now who is being naughty? 👁👁

 

[Trekka]

Now who is being naughty? 👁👁

Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that.
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake booty?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi.
You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?
I wanna know how, does it hang?

Sorry wrong thread.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So think about this... What do you think that Bri's "husband" is doing? I mean, if it's a dude, he obviously hoped he was gonna get some "I'm a new widow" pussy. Yet, we've just talked about him and said what a piece of shit he is. All hopes of bisexual tits were ruined. (you're welcome, dipshit)

If it's a girl who ran this con, I can't really go there. I can't understand that level of crazy. I mean, if you're doing it for tits... Makes sense. There are easier ways, but maybe he was a computer programmer or mall cop or a lawyer or some other occupation where people have terrible personalities and this was his only way. Pretend to be a sweet porn star looking girl for 5 years, kill her off, collect sympussy. That's an amalgamation of sympathy and pussy.

What are your theories on the doings of Bri/Bri's husband (also Bri)?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sympussy is amazing! Such wordplay!

I still wonder if this was a person who legit wanted to pretend to be someone they are not, then got in too deep, realized people’s feelings were at stake, maybe even cared about the people they were lying to and then thought “I have a way out I’ll e-kill myself”.

That way they don’t have to own up to anything.

So maybe the husband was simply a way to bring in a character to break the news and wasn’t meant to be any more than that?

Maybe he/she/shim is a psychologist and playing with people to see how they react online?
Doing a thesis on e-boning? e-emotions? e-relationships? e-manipulation? An AI experiment gone awry?

The important thing is it brought us all together to laugh at a fictional girl’s horrific death. And what more could you ask from a sex site?

 

[JerseyJade]

Sympussy is amazing! Such wordplay!

I still wonder if this was a person who legit wanted to pretend to be someone they are not, then got in too deep, realized people’s feelings were at stake, maybe even cared about the people they were lying to and then thought “I have a way out I’ll e-kill myself”.

That way they don’t have to own up to anything.

So maybe the husband was simply a way to bring in a character to break the news and wasn’t meant to be any more than that?

Maybe he/she/shim is a psychologist and playing with people to see how they react online?
Doing a thesis on e-boning? e-emotions? e-relationships? e-manipulation? An AI experiment gone awry?

The important thing is it brought us all together to laugh at a fictional girl’s horrific death. And what more could you ask from a sex site?

I don't think it was premeditated. I think something must have happened that made this person want to leave Lit. Maybe this person was having some kind of thing going on with another Litster and it went to shit so he/she said fuck it, I'm done with Lit. Why do the fake death thing is what I don't really understand. I mean, if you want to leave Lit, then just fucking leave. Why get so dramatic about it. Maybe this person was so angry about what happened that he/she decided to take it out on everyone. I don't really know and I don't really care anymore. All I have to say about it is... good fucking riddance.

 

[jaF0]

So think about this... What do you think that Bri's "husband" is doing?

Dunno Dude, why don't you tell us what you're doing.