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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
that is noble. I more prefer speaking freely myself. trying to be nice causes me to question what I say, struggle to phrase, maybe not speak at all. nice is a lot of work, lol. and this is why I work with machines as my core job function.
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It is a lot of effing work, but I don't really talk much IRL. So It's easier cause this is one of the few places where I even have to think about what I'm saying
 
MsNatalie99 said:
It is a lot of effing work, but I don't really talk much IRL. So It's easier cause this is one of the few places where I even have to think about what I'm saying
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well I free you from it for me lol
MsNatalie99 said:
I'm going to get may walker and try to make it to the trail and back. It's within eyeshot of my porch so maybe 20 yards from my house. Then my bath, than my nap. Kinda it ATM
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yeah, um, well at least you probably don't have to be well dress.
 
LexxRuthless said:
I couldn't find the joke online, but I know the one you're talking about. It was in a joke book, and they told you, "When you read this joke out loud, make sure you pause as indicated."
It went something like this:
There was a hospital where they had the unusual practice of allowing the nurses to take some of the long-term patients home with them for "sexual healing." One long-term patient had been there long enough to merit such treatment, but none of the nurses were keen to take him home. They'd seen him naked, and he had the word "Tiny" tattooed on his penis. He was fairly short, with heavily-muscled arms. Finally, one of the nurses decided she would take him home with her. The next day she returned to work with a glow on her face and a smile that would not go away.
"What are you so happy about?" the other nurses asked, "We thought you liked guys with big dicks?"
"Oh, I do!" she replied. "That guy's name was Robert, and the tattoo only said 'Tiny' when he was flaccid. Once I got him going, though, it turns out the tattoo said:
Thank you for dining at The Seaside Cafe and Oyster Bar. [pause]
Our specialty is our world-famous stuffed crab salad. [pause]
Special rates for parties more than seven! [pause]
Ask about our party platters!"
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The Finnish version was a bit different, but it was with a nurse, too.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
ok, I will be totally honest and say I do not get an equal amount of pleasure from their pleasure as I do my own. Not that I don't care about them, and I do totally enjoy their pleasure, it is important to me, just my enjoyment is even more important to me lol. Probably makes me a bit of a dick, but on the flip side, at least I am honest and don't hide that at all. If I am screwing you, 99 times out of 100 it is because I want to because I want to get off, and you damn well know it
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I have to say the same. Now pleasuring a man can be very enjoyable at best, but never as good as getting myself pleasured.

Luckily I found someone (the 2nd ever) who seems to have plenty fun sending me to the orbit. I got a bit interesting nickname last night...
 
MsNatalie99 said:
How about you? Any schedualed story time moments on the docket?
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well I painted my nails last night, so laundry, try on my new pleather tops, maybe film my cleavage, do dishes, maybe film something to post in the saturday ampic thread. fill out like an 8 page permission form for kids school. That is about it so far. nothing exciting at all.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so anyone have any exciting plans for today?
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The rest of the day I will mostly take it easy - it's 2.40 pm here. I have already been out and about. I had told my parents one idea for the redone stove corner at the cabin, and they picked me along to choose the tiles (in sale this month). Also helped them choose a new sewing machine for mom. But the best: as I told then I would need to go see beds before the sale is over, they took me to the furniture store - and dad paid my bed!
 
Strixaluco said:
The rest of the day I will mostly take it easy - it's 2.40 pm here. I have already been out and about. I had told my parents one idea for the redone stove corner at the cabin, and they picked me along to choose the tiles (in sale this month). Also helped them choose a new sewing machine for mom. But the best: as I told then I would need to go see beds before the sale is over, they took me to the furniture store - and dad paid my bed!
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well that is nice of him.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
do tell
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So, I've been growing a beard. Quite frankly, I think it makes me look old, but it started as a gag between me and @MedicalMuse in the "What Kind of Sex" thread. Any way, it looks like a legit beard for once, and it's the first time I've had one in several years. Turns out my wife is also a fan of the beard! So, my evil scheme is to sneak into bed in an hour, kiss my way up her thigh, and then pretend I'm a stranger who has come into the wrong house by mistake. If she buys it, I can tie her up and then do the things she hasn't allowed in the past decade. That hot momma ass is all mine! Mua-ha-ha-haaa!
 
LexxRuthless said:
So, I've been growing a beard. Quite frankly, I think it makes me look old, but it started as a gag between me and @MedicalMuse in the "What Kind of Sex" thread. Any way, it looks like a legit beard for once, and it's the first time I've had one in several years. Turns out my wife is also a fan of the beard! So, my evil scheme is to sneak into bed in an hour, kiss my way up her thigh, and then pretend I'm a stranger who has come into the wrong house by mistake. If she buys it, I can tie her up and then do the things she hasn't allowed in the past decade. That hot momma ass is all mine! Mua-ha-ha-haaa!
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I wish you all the luck.
 
 
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