Cock Talk

[Cabooseluvr]

I LOVE this thread!

 

[Cabooseluvr]

Question for cock owners:

What way is you preferred way to cum? Oral? Manually? Vaginal Sex? Masturbation? With your own hand? With a toy?

I would PREFER to share it with someone and the mood of the other person determines where the blanks get fired. I enjoy all the ones you mentioned, although I have never had a toy used on me that caused me to cum.

 

[Mtnmike]

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Day Two:

No change. Still hard. Still .

f you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hrs, seek medical help immediately.
Lol I couldn't resist.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Okay, that’s it—I’m calling BULLSHIT on this whole thing!

Cold showers do not do anything to “cool you off” from wanting sex. If anything, they just make you want to cuddle up to a warm body even more.

So scientifically, I can say, without a doubt, without any hesitation at all, cold showers do not wash away horniness.

As far as boosting your immune system, I will say the jury is still out. I can assume that if you jolt your body with cold water every now and then, it may keep your immune system on its toes and ready to fight at a moments notice, but I’ll leave that a distinguished TV doctor to determine.

Last and certainly least, I’m dubious about this affecting my life in a positive way. I definitely believe that challenging yourself everyday has a very positive effect on a person’s life, but it doesn’t have to come in the form of a cold shower. I live in a state where it snows 18 months a year (approximately). Just getting out of bed is a challenge, as is going out to the car, scraping ice off the windshield, shoveling the driveway, etc. so I don’t think a cold shower is necessary for me.

In conclusion, this was stupid.

If you live a sedentary life of luxury and excess, then yeah, take a cold shower and challenge yourself a little. But if your an actual person, turn the water to warm and relax with your hot, wet, naked body and enjoy it!

 

[Endless_Night]

What?!?!

I missed the Wimhof experiment? Darn! I am pro-Wimhof.

Not to rain on your parade, buy I'm not sure four days really falls under the method of good Scientific Method.

I mean, just saying.



(Not that the Wimhof method actually deals with libido, at least, as far as I know….)

 

[hotwords229_A]

So you take cold showers?
Does it help your mood?
Replace the need for coffee?
Stimulate the mind?
Increase your immune system?

Share your experiences, I really am interested in this.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/tZqBZsiRlsqPXwAKu4/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611b7287ff4eae865ca95062e425a51e38084b13c46&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/ddf960c0c9087559c400bbcf17f5d5d4/aba57e6a711aecc0-31/s640x960/bd5ba3601038a1105a488a69f7dcbad8897d3670.jpg
I can only assume this thing ran on AC power, I don’t believe they had batteries for things like this back then. Which makes me wonder how many men died from electrocution of the butthole. And does that make for a really good orgasm? I also wonder if this is how people ”spontaneously combusted” in the old days. Maybe telling everyone that he passed away due to anal explosion was too distasteful so they just said he spontaneously combusted.

What bizarre sex toys, gadgets and miracle meds have you come across in your travels?
Have you used them?
What was your experience?
Or, what made you too afraid to try?

 

[Lady2020]

The hysteria machine.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The hysteria machine.

https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/hysterical-paroxysm.jpg
In most cases “hysteria” in women was exploitative and evil. In this case, if I lived in this time, if we were having an argument I would say “You’re acting hysterical. Now lift your dress and I will finger you to a state of the calmness, my dear.”

#missedmycalling

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://thedetailedhistory.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/hysteria-victorian-england-768x739.png
I wonder if this was real?
If so, I love how hidden in the open these things were.

“Now you kids play quietly by yourselves, Mommy’s going to go ride her horse for a little bit.”
*Bedroom door closes. Deadbolt locks.

 

[hotwords229_A]

We are all a bunch of pillow fuckers.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/1ff20b1550af1b3c759b92c9e795ab1f/8d4b490f1cbb375b-82/s500x750/1bf63f650051711de145f98255d15fb6fd31f24c.gif
Sex toys.

I could be wrong, but I assume guys don’t get into the sex toys as much as women do.
I also assume it’s simply due to the logistics. It seems easier for us to stimulate ourselves.

However, guys are builders. We make stuff. I’m curious what inventions others have created to simulate the female vagina, someone else’s hand, mouth, boobs, other cock, etc.

This article has some ideas, although I question the rubber glove—even with lube it seems a little too rough.

https://menspleasures.com/how-to-make-a-homemade-vagina/

Do you use sex toys?
Have you made your own homemade sex toy?
What works best (homemade or store bought—name names)?
Are you curious about a toy but are too embarrassed to buy it, try it, hide it, or just too lazy to clean it afterward?
Do you want your partner to try toys with you, on you, or buy them for you?
Any good embarrassing toy stories?
Ladies, you are not to be left out of this ^^^

 

[longboy2022]

Just fuck a water melon.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Do you use sex toys?
Have you made your own homemade sex toy?
What works best (homemade or store bought—name names)?
Are you curious about a toy but are too embarrassed to buy it, try it, hide it, or just too lazy to clean it afterward?
Do you want your partner to try toys with you, on you, or buy them for you?
Any good embarrassing toy stories?
Ladies, you are not to be left out of this ^^^

I have quite a few sex toys in my arsenal, but I usually end up using the same two all of the time- my womanizer if I have the house to myself because it’s a little loud. This toy has been a game changer for me because it makes me squirt and it can make me cum in seconds and those are two things I’ve never been able to do before. I have a pink suction cup dildo I love too, but I use that when I have plenty of time to enjoy myself.

A kinda funny story…last year my teenage son and I flew somewhere and I totally forgot that I had 2 sex toys in a compartment at the bottom of my carry on bag. I realize it as I’m putting my stuff in the plastic bins to go through the scanner. Panic went through me at the thought of the TSA pulling my bag aside for a more thorough inspection. Luckily my sex toys didn’t trigger any red flags and we were on our way.

Also, when my son was younger I’m glad he never snooped in my closet and found his Elf on the Shelf nestled among my sex toys. He would have needed years of therapy.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Do you use sex toys? - I have a bullet vibe that I use.
Have you made your own homemade sex toy? - Does using produce count?
What works best (homemade or store bought—name names)? - Store. Because that cucumber didn't really hit the "spot"
Are you curious about a toy but are too embarrassed to buy it, try it, hide it, or just too lazy to clean it afterward? -Nope
Do you want your partner to try toys with you, on you, or buy them for you? - If they want. I used a fleshlight on my last partner. He left it at my house and we aren't really seeing each other any more. Wonder if he misses it?
Any good embarrassing toy stories? - No
Ladies, you are not to be left out of this ^^^ - Thank you.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

Dick Pics. What is it about sending a Dick Pic that turns guys on?

 

[frappingwilly]

We are all a bunch of pillow fuckers.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/1ff20b1550af1b3c759b92c9e795ab1f/8d4b490f1cbb375b-82/s500x750/1bf63f650051711de145f98255d15fb6fd31f24c.gif
Sex toys.

I could be wrong, but I assume guys don’t get into the sex toys as much as women do.
I also assume it’s simply due to the logistics. It seems easier for us to stimulate ourselves.

However, guys are builders. We make stuff. I’m curious what inventions others have created to simulate the female vagina, someone else’s hand, mouth, boobs, other cock, etc.

This article has some ideas, although I question the rubber glove—even with lube it seems a little too rough.

https://menspleasures.com/how-to-make-a-homemade-vagina/

Do you use sex toys?
Have you made your own homemade sex toy?
What works best (homemade or store bought—name names)?
Are you curious about a toy but are too embarrassed to buy it, try it, hide it, or just too lazy to clean it afterward?
Do you want your partner to try toys with you, on you, or buy them for you?
Any good embarrassing toy stories?
Ladies, you are not to be left out of this ^^^

I had a monkey spanker, and was fun but you needed a serious amount of loob and it would hurt after 35 mins or so. I got a Fleshlight but my dick get sore when it reaches the end of the sleeve. So back to hands.

 

[mynameisben]

Dick Pics. What is it about sending a Dick Pic that turns guys on?

The same question could be asked about women who send boob pics.

For guys, I think, it's largely a matter of advertising.


Ben

 

[Apisto42]

A short term relief for being horny is sex. At least 10 seconds or so.

 

[AnnyMouse28]

The same question could be asked about women who send boob pics.

For guys, I think, it's largely a matter of advertising.


Ben

Maybe that's it. I have no desire to send boob pics.

 

[mynameisben]

Maybe that's it. I have no desire to send boob pics.

That's because you know, as most women know, you possess many other charms that separate you from the animals.


Ben

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dick Pics. What is it about sending a Dick Pic that turns guys on?

I’ve been trying to figure this out for a while now. So far I haven’t come up with an answer.

If it is solicited, then it is the excitement of sharing that one body part that is traditionally verboten to show.
Unsolicited boggles my mind. I think of that like a telemarketer, has it ever worked?

 

[AnnyMouse28]

I’ve been trying to figure this out for a while now. So far I haven’t come up with an answer.

If it is solicited, then it is the excitement of sharing that one body part that is traditionally verboten to show.
Unsolicited boggles my mind. I think of that like a telemarketer, has it ever worked?

What about requests to send them? “Wanna see my dick?” Not really solicited but not really unsolicited either. But the receiver can always say no of course.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I’ve been trying to figure this out for a while now. So far I haven’t come up with an answer.

If it is solicited, then it is the excitement of sharing that one body part that is traditionally verboten to show.
Unsolicited boggles my mind. I think of that like a telemarketer, has it ever worked?

The only way I can look at this is because of how men think. Men will almost never be offended by getting an unsolicited Vag/tit pic. So, I think they assume that since they want all the nakedness, women are the same way. So, off goes a dick pic... "You want me don't ya???"
Men often forget that Women (and yes, not all) are generally tied to their emotions towards a person. So, seeing a random dick. Any dick doesn't always do something for them.
There are also many that assume the size will woo the lady into talking to him. Over all the years I've been here. More of the big dicked dudes sent pictures. I am not a size queen. So, size has never really changed my mind about a person. Other than potentially making me want to run the other way.

What about requests to send them? “Wanna see my dick?” Not really solicited but not really unsolicited either. But the receiver can always say no of course.

If someone asks. I appreciate that much more than just opening my inbox to it.
But this is why if you go into AMpics. You will see guys showing their dick more than any other body part.
Again. Because Womens naughty bits are what they often want to see. They assume that's all women want to see. So, bam! Here's a dick!

I started a new thread not too long ago because men want to be naked so much. They were going into the themed threads (like clothing themed) and posting a naked pic. "There were clothes on me 5 minutes ago.. hee hee"
So, I started a "Lit men getting naked" thread and they are in heaven.

I myself don't always like seeing just a random dick. I can appreciate it of course, and I often do. But if you go into AMpics. There are at least 4-5 dick threads so I can look anytime I feel the need. But. Because those threads aren't as popular with the ladies (You always get some. Just not as much as the other threads) That is when they start going into any thread, they can to post their dick. So, it gets more traffic.

 

[mynameisben]

The only way I can look at this is because of how men think. Men will almost never be offended by getting an unsolicited Vag/tit pic. So, I think they assume that since they want all the nakedness, women are the same way. So, off goes a dick pic... "You want me don't ya???"
Men often forget that Women (and yes, not all) are generally tied to their emotions towards a person. So, seeing a random dick. Any dick doesn't always do something for them.
There are also many that assume the size will woo the lady into talking to him. Over all the years I've been here. More of the big dicked dudes sent pictures. I am not a size queen. So, size has never really changed my mind about a person. Other than potentially making me want to run the other way.

If someone asks. I appreciate that much more than just opening my inbox to it.
But this is why if you go into AMpics. You will see guys showing their dick more than any other body part.
Again. Because Womens naughty bits are what they often want to see. They assume that's all women want to see. So, bam! Here's a dick!

I started a new thread not too long ago because men want to be naked so much. They were going into the themed threads (like clothing themed) and posting a naked pic. "There were clothes on me 5 minutes ago.. hee hee"
So, I started a "Lit men getting naked" thread and they are in heaven.

I myself don't always like seeing just a random dick. I can appreciate it of course, and I often do. But if you go into AMpics. There are at least 4-5 dick threads so I can look anytime I feel the need. But. Because those threads aren't as popular with the ladies (You always get some. Just not as much as the other threads) That is when they start going into any thread, they can to post their dick. So, it gets more traffic.

Men (most men, not all) just don't seem to get the simple fact that one out of every two people on the entire planet has a dick. And that if a dick pic is all they have to bring to the table...well, it is nothing every woman past the age of 18 hasn't seen a million times already. And no matter how big he happens to be, his dick pic will be seen by women as just a needle in a haystack.


Ben

 

[SassySheDevil]

Men (most men, not all) just don't seem to get the simple fact that one out of every two people on the entire planet has a dick. And that if a dick pic is all they have to bring to the table...well, it is nothing every woman past the age of 18 hasn't seen a million times already. And no matter how big he happens to be, his dick pic will be seen by women as just a needle in a haystack.


Ben

Yes. Unless there is emotional attraction to go along with the dick. I cannot think of a time where a guy showing off his dick (in a thread or PM) ever worked and made me decide he was worth talking to.
But you are right. I honestly think it's sad when a guy thinks his dick is the best thing to bring to the table.