Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Jesus where the fuck do you live? I mean I have pretty good idea but seems wild up there even by my Cafe Risqué loving standards.

haha, well if I am going to a strip club, that is the one. Any strippers I mention are girls there. yeah, I like my clubs low rent lol. But I am more rural, north east of their.

 

[pumaman23]

his may be too urban for that. I think my neighbors had a python earlier in week, photograph and everything. Another had a bear. The alligators don't really get mentioned, that is just part of life.

Woah a bear?
True enough. My folks are in the villages where the alligators are deed restricted to behave. No one really talks about them.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Some guys get to a point. They don’t care.
Remind me one day to tell y’all about a knee surgery I had umpteen million years ago

oh story time, share away. I love story time.

 

[CMK89]

Sounds like the cousin to Oklahoma

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sounds like the cousin to Oklahoma

actually kind of. A couple of my team mates are in oklahoma, and there does seem to be some overlap.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Woah a bear?
True enough. My folks are in the villages where the alligators are deed restricted to behave. No one really talks about them.

There are a lot of bears not far from Villages. Ocala National Forest and nearby is full of them.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’ll give you mine about my knee it’s not exciting I feel. Years ago I was doing some errands and decided to jump the rail between the doors at the grocery store. My other foot hit the rail and I fell over it, hit just right that I shattered my kneecap, cause I was being dumb. I still have two pins, a screw and wire in it

damn. that sucks. I have no knee stories, except from carpet burn, they have escaped injury,

 

[MsNatalie99]

I’ll give you mine about my knee it’s not exciting I feel. Years ago I was doing some errands and decided to jump the rail between the doors at the grocery store. My other foot hit the rail and I fell over it, hit just right that I shattered my kneecap, cause I was being dumb. I still have two pins, a screw and wire in it

Never broke a knee, but I did have a greenstick fracture on my lefy fibula. I tried to surf down a playground slide. I felt myself begin to slip, so I bailed and broke it trying to stick the landing

 

[LittleSwitchy]

oh story time, share away. I love story time.

I was 18-20 years old. Went in for knee surgery. They had me put my clothes and stuff in a locker. Strip down and put on a hospital gown.
So I’m getting prepped. They put the ekg cables on me. The nurse left the gown down and covered me in a sheet. They had already been giving me meds. So I’m kinda dopey from meds and not much sleep.
So they wheel me down the hall on the bed. There’s a nurse walking along side of me. Next thing I know. She’s rubbing my chest. Saying.. ooooo you’re hairy ooooo mmmmm
I go in the operating room. They knock me out. I come to in a room with like 8 people. A wall behind me. I hear more voices behind the wall. A nurse sees me waking up. Comes over and asks… what do you want? Milk oj snack? I tell her I’m fine just want to get outta here. As we are talking grandma Moses in next bed over starts puking. I look at the nurse. If I don’t leave I’m going to do that. As I point to grandma Moses.
Nurse tells me that is what they are waiting for. To see if I get sick. She asks again what I want. I tell her it doesn’t matter. She leaves a set of crutches against the wall and walks off.
I lay there for like 3 seconds. I look at the crutches. Look around the room. Swing my legs off the bed. Grab the crutches. Off I go.
I get to the end of the row if beds. There’s a nurse’s station. 3 nurse talking. They all stop talking. They all turn to me and look down. I ask them. Where’s the locker room with my stuff in it? One nurse runs off.
I look over and see a room full of people in beds. Like 2 times the amount in the area I was in. I ask them.. anyone know where the locker room is? It then dawned on me everyone is looking at me. Then I feel the cool breeze from the AC. It was then the nurse runs back in trying to cover me in a blanket. Not that the little blankets they have covered much. Being I’m 6’5 and the hospital gown wasn’t tied in the back. The crutches lifted the gown up to my mid stomach. So nurse is walking trying to cover what she can. While I stumble along on crutches.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Crap. Longer than I thought it would be

 

[CMK89]

actually kind of. A couple of my team mates are in oklahoma, and there does seem to be some overlap.

They're both primarily Red states

 

[CMK89]

I was 18-20 years old. Went in for knee surgery. They had me put my clothes and stuff in a locker. Strip down and put on a hospital gown.
So I’m getting prepped. They put the ekg cables on me. The nurse left the gown down and covered me in a sheet. They had already been giving me meds. So I’m kinda dopey from meds and not much sleep.
So they wheel me down the hall on the bed. There’s a nurse walking along side of me. Next thing I know. She’s rubbing my chest. Saying.. ooooo you’re hairy ooooo mmmmm
I go in the operating room. They knock me out. I come to in a room with like 8 people. A wall behind me. I hear more voices behind the wall. A nurse sees me waking up. Comes over and asks… what do you want? Milk oj snack? I tell her I’m fine just want to get outta here. As we are talking grandma Moses in next bed over starts puking. I look at the nurse. If I don’t leave I’m going to do that. As I point to grandma Moses.
Nurse tells me that is what they are waiting for. To see if I get sick. She asks again what I want. I tell her it doesn’t matter. She leaves a set of crutches against the wall and walks off.
I lay there for like 3 seconds. I look at the crutches. Look around the room. Swing my legs off the bed. Grab the crutches. Off I go.
I get to the end of the row if beds. There’s a nurse’s station. 3 nurse talking. They all stop talking. They all turn to me and look down. I ask them. Where’s the locker room with my stuff in it? One nurse runs off.
I look over and see a room full of people in beds. Like 2 times the amount in the area I was in. I ask them.. anyone know where the locker room is? It then dawned on me everyone is looking at me. Then I feel the cool breeze from the AC. It was then the nurse runs back in trying to cover me in a blanket. Not that the little blankets they have covered much. Being I’m 6’5 and the hospital gown wasn’t tied in the back. The crutches lifted the gown up to my mid stomach. So nurse is walking trying to cover what she can. While I stumble along on crutches.

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[SinfuIDreams]

I was 18-20 years old. Went in for knee surgery. They had me put my clothes and stuff in a locker. Strip down and put on a hospital gown.
So I’m getting prepped. They put the ekg cables on me. The nurse left the gown down and covered me in a sheet. They had already been giving me meds. So I’m kinda dopey from meds and not much sleep.
So they wheel me down the hall on the bed. There’s a nurse walking along side of me. Next thing I know. She’s rubbing my chest. Saying.. ooooo you’re hairy ooooo mmmmm
I go in the operating room. They knock me out. I come to in a room with like 8 people. A wall behind me. I hear more voices behind the wall. A nurse sees me waking up. Comes over and asks… what do you want? Milk oj snack? I tell her I’m fine just want to get outta here. As we are talking grandma Moses in next bed over starts puking. I look at the nurse. If I don’t leave I’m going to do that. As I point to grandma Moses.
Nurse tells me that is what they are waiting for. To see if I get sick. She asks again what I want. I tell her it doesn’t matter. She leaves a set of crutches against the wall and walks off.
I lay there for like 3 seconds. I look at the crutches. Look around the room. Swing my legs off the bed. Grab the crutches. Off I go.
I get to the end of the row if beds. There’s a nurse’s station. 3 nurse talking. They all stop talking. They all turn to me and look down. I ask them. Where’s the locker room with my stuff in it? One nurse runs off.
I look over and see a room full of people in beds. Like 2 times the amount in the area I was in. I ask them.. anyone know where the locker room is? It then dawned on me everyone is looking at me. Then I feel the cool breeze from the AC. It was then the nurse runs back in trying to cover me in a blanket. Not that the little blankets they have covered much. Being I’m 6’5 and the hospital gown wasn’t tied in the back. The crutches lifted the gown up to my mid stomach. So nurse is walking trying to cover what she can. While I stumble along on crutches.

those meds do it to you tho I went in for ankle surgery and yelled at the nurse over my cats. Not as bad as flashing the whole room but she thought it was pretty damn funny

 

[MsNatalie99]

those meds do it to you tho I went in for ankle surgery and yelled at the nurse over my cats. Not as bad as flashing the whole room but she thought it was pretty damn funny

Hey Sin

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I was 18-20 years old. Went in for knee surgery. They had me put my clothes and stuff in a locker. Strip down and put on a hospital gown.
So I’m getting prepped. They put the ekg cables on me. The nurse left the gown down and covered me in a sheet. They had already been giving me meds. So I’m kinda dopey from meds and not much sleep.
So they wheel me down the hall on the bed. There’s a nurse walking along side of me. Next thing I know. She’s rubbing my chest. Saying.. ooooo you’re hairy ooooo mmmmm
I go in the operating room. They knock me out. I come to in a room with like 8 people. A wall behind me. I hear more voices behind the wall. A nurse sees me waking up. Comes over and asks… what do you want? Milk oj snack? I tell her I’m fine just want to get outta here. As we are talking grandma Moses in next bed over starts puking. I look at the nurse. If I don’t leave I’m going to do that. As I point to grandma Moses.
Nurse tells me that is what they are waiting for. To see if I get sick. She asks again what I want. I tell her it doesn’t matter. She leaves a set of crutches against the wall and walks off.
I lay there for like 3 seconds. I look at the crutches. Look around the room. Swing my legs off the bed. Grab the crutches. Off I go.
I get to the end of the row if beds. There’s a nurse’s station. 3 nurse talking. They all stop talking. They all turn to me and look down. I ask them. Where’s the locker room with my stuff in it? One nurse runs off.
I look over and see a room full of people in beds. Like 2 times the amount in the area I was in. I ask them.. anyone know where the locker room is? It then dawned on me everyone is looking at me. Then I feel the cool breeze from the AC. It was then the nurse runs back in trying to cover me in a blanket. Not that the little blankets they have covered much. Being I’m 6’5 and the hospital gown wasn’t tied in the back. The crutches lifted the gown up to my mid stomach. So nurse is walking trying to cover what she can. While I stumble along on crutches.

haha, yeah those gowns aren't great on those of more traditional size. I have only been in a hospital once, 10 days with having my son. By day 2 in labor, I gave 0 fucks, and it didn't get much better from there lol.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Hey Sin

Hello lovely

 

[barefootgirl69]

I was 18-20 years old. Went in for knee surgery. They had me put my clothes and stuff in a locker. <snip> The crutches lifted the gown up to my mid stomach. So nurse is walking trying to cover what she can. While I stumble along on crutches

None, absolutely none of the surgeries I've had are this funny and, now, I'm kinda mad about it!

 

[MsNatalie99]

Hello lovely

How're you doing?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The one doesn’t do so well if its on hard surfaces for long , and if I hit that screw it sticks out a bit it hurts like a sob, but I got a neat scar want to touch it

sure. scars tell our story. apparently yours includes that you should avoid jumping in inappropriate places.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

haha, yeah those gowns aren't great on those of more traditional size. I have only been in a hospital once, 10 days with having my son. By day 2 in labor, I gave 0 fucks, and it didn't get much better from there lol.

Oh yikes yeah I think modesty in that time would be the last thing on your mind

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Never broke a knee, but I did have a greenstick fracture on my lefy fibula. I tried to surf down a playground slide. I felt myself begin to slip, so I bailed and broke it trying to stick the landing

did you at least get close to sticking the landing?

 

[MsNatalie99]

None, absolutely none of the surgeries I've had are this funny and, now, I'm kinda mad about it!

I've forgot I was out of my gown and walked out into the hall, but the nurses were on their game

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh yikes yeah I think modesty in that time would be the last thing on your mind

I think the worst part was breast feeding. no one tells you it is really fucking hard. I never did get the hang of it.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

How're you doing?

I'm good, had a long chat with monster he wants me to go to a event with him. Still unsure on that not sure I'm ready to step outside my comfort zone again.
What about you how you doing?

 

[barefootgirl69]

At least y'all are being injured while having fun. I trip over things like curbs and other people's feet...and it's always when I have shoes on. Eff shoes!!!