Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MsNatalie99]

Hello beauties

Morning MM

 

[Mo_Bandy]

That’s for me to decide.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Good morning Amanuk

I always thought it was ‘Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.’ Weird!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Happy Saturday all!!
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Just kidding, I don’t have any plans

 

[MsNatalie99]

needa do some chores today until later

See you then

 

[MsNatalie99]

Happy Saturday all!!
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Just kidding, I don’t have any plans

Morning Cheeky

 

[Daisy_Love]

Happy Saturday all!!
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Just kidding, I don’t have any plans

Morning cheeky

 

[amanuk]

I always thought it was ‘Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.’ Weird!

I thought it was beer goggles.

 

[Strixaluco]

Didn't have much of a plan, but I think I'll see what a few flew markets have to offer today. Wish me luck - I need a dress for dancing, at least, and maybe something pretty to please, or tease Him.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Didn't have much of a plan, but I think I'll see what a few flew markets have to offer today. Wish me luck - I need a dress for dancing, at least, and maybe something pretty to please, or tease Him.

You don't need luck. You're beautiful and amazing! I jope you find your perfect dress, but even if you don't, I'm sure you'll get his pulse racing.

 

[Strixaluco]

You don't need luck. You're beautiful and amazing! I jope you find your perfect dress, but even if you don't, I'm sure you'll get his pulse racing.

Finding something is always a matter of luck, dear. Especially with my style and body (not enough to have the right size, 90% still doesn't fit)

 

[MsNatalie99]

Finding something is always a matter of luck, dear. Especially with my style and body (not enough to have the right size, 90% still doesn't fit)

My mistake. I misunderstood your post. I thought you were wish for luck teasing or pleasing him. Best of luck on your dress hunt.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I wish to dispute this, but guys are funny with that stuff. They can say what they want. You have no idea how many times a guy has plowed me, then turned around and said that he was straight and only liked women.

If a chick goes out and screws 5 dudes, she's a slut, but if a Man does, he is bi, definitely bi.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Clipboard-ASL

hum, I am not sure if this works though. two hands seems a lot.

 

[MsNatalie99]

If a chick goes out and screws 5 dudes, she's a slut, but if a Man does, he is bi, definitely bi.

She's not at a slut, she just meets too many guys who can only deliver 20%

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

yup, still better than people bitching or whining.

 

[mynameisben]

If a chick goes out and screws 5 dudes, she's a slut, but if a Man does, he is bi, definitely bi.

If two chicks can screw five guys in three hours, how many licks does it take to get to your creamy nougat center?


Ben

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So question time..
If you repeatedly told a friend you aren't on here for sexy talk, video calls, app msging and they chose to ignore that pretty much every time you mention it when does it get to much?
I enjoy this persons company most of the time but they have these random moments when they just keep trying me out.

My take? On lit, when I see that I am not the person they are looking for, I drop the rope.

 

[MsNatalie99]

If two chicks can screw five guys in three hours, how many licks does it take to get to your creamy nougat center?


Ben

More than any one of them could give her in a 36min span

 

[Mo_Bandy]

My take? On lit, when I see that I am not the person they are looking for, I drop the rope.

I thought it was drop the soap.

 

[mynameisben]

More than any one of them could give her in a 36min span

Math word problems. Always sucked at those. Always will.


Ben

 

[Strixaluco]

My mistake. I misunderstood your post. I thought you were wish for luck teasing or pleasing him. Best of luck on your dress hunt.

Oh I already know I please him ...and tease him, too

 

[MsNatalie99]

Math word problems. Always sucked at those. Always will.


Ben

It's Lexx's fault putting that graph up. Now I'm in algebraic panic mode

 

[mynameisben]

It's Lexx's fault putting that graph up. Now I'm in algebraic panic mode

If I were a chick and some guy tried to impress me with a math graph, I'd tell him to stick it up his asymptote.


Ben

 

[MsNatalie99]

If I were a chick and some guy tried to impress me with a math graph, I'd tell him to stick it up his asymptote.


Ben

But how will he know the stick it if he can't determine the non-finite distance where the two points converge?

 

[mynameisben]

But how will he know the stick it if he can't determine the non-finite distance where the two points converge?

*whooosh* Right over my head.

You are scaring me, lady. Scare. Ing. Me.


Ben