Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[MsNatalie99]

You've probably seen this, but figured it was a good spot to drop it:
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The ol' hide it in the A-hole trick. Hitting myself for not thinking of that. It's like my go to for temporary storage solutions

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I'm still here, in and out.

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'm still here, in and out.

That's what he said

 

[MsNatalie99]

I'm still here, in and out.

Doing any better now that you've been exalted by your kinky peers?

 

[LexxRuthless]

That's what he said

Sucks that he had to say it.

 

[mynameisben]

The ol' hide it in the A-hole trick. Hitting myself for not thinking of that. It's like my go to for temporary storage solutions

Men can be umbrella stands too, indeed.


Ben

 

[MsNatalie99]

Sucks that he had to say it.

Not his fault.... I'm just a knob sometimes

 

[MsNatalie99]

Men can be umbrella stands too, indeed.


Ben

But please....please.... do not open the umbrella in the stand.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Men can be umbrella stands too, indeed.


Ben

This strikes me as odd

 

[mynameisben]

But please....please.... do not open the umbrella in the stand.

You should have your own cable TV show. You're just a wealth of handy household tips.


Ben

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

But please....please.... do not open the umbrella in the stand.

Someone is on fire tonight

 

[CMK89]

Speaking of asshole... when I was younger (I won't say specific age, though I was a virgin) a girl I had the hots for, jokingly called me an asshole. Being googly over her, i had no filter, so i said "You are what you eat." Her eyes got big and she became flustered and whispered "You eat ass?" Being a virgin and not knowing she was making a move (she wasn't a virgin) I stammered and said No No I misheard you. She said "Oh.. ok." And walked away. That was my only chance with her and I let it slip. I remember it to this day and I remember that I found her ass to be magnificent in tight jeans. (Keep in mind, I'm highlighting the feeling and not our age in the story)

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You should have your own cable TV show. You're just a wealth of handy household tips.


Ben

I feel like it would also be wildly entertaining

 

[LexxRuthless]

Not his fault.... I'm just a knob sometimes

Of all the words someone might use to describe you, that wasn't one that would ever have occurred to me. Whether they were trying to be insulting, descriptive or complimentary. "Nat's a...knob? No."

 

[MsNatalie99]

This strikes me as odd

Oh sweet Nebs.... I hath no gif to explain this

You should have your own cable TV show. You're just a wealth of handy household tips.


Ben

Yeah, but it's most about butt stuff

 

[MsNatalie99]

Someone is on fire tonight

 

[CMK89]

The ol' hide it in the A-hole trick. Hitting myself for not thinking of that. It's like my go to for temporary storage solutions

the good ol prison wallet

 

[LexxRuthless]

Speaking of asshole... when I was younger (I won't say specific age, though I was a virgin) a girl I had the hots for, jokingly called me an asshole. Being googly over her, i had no filter, so i said "You are what you eat." Her eyes got big and she became flustered and whispered "You eat ass?" Being a virgin and not knowing she was making a move (she wasn't a virgin) I stammered and said No No I misheard you. She said "Oh.. ok." And walked away. That was my only chance with her and I let it slip. I remember it to this day and I remember that I found her ass to be magnificent in tight jeans. (Keep in mind, I'm highlighting the feeling and not our age in the story)

Oh, I love this story! Not because you struck out, (sorry about that) but because your clear recollection is so vivid.

You could totally alter how it worked out in reality and turn it into a pretty fukken hot Literotica story.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

That's what he said

Yes, I rather set you up for that one. I'd like to be in, please. All the way.

Doing any better now that you've been exalted by your kinky peers?

Exalted? Sympathized with and given some attention, yes and I am in a better mood. I am watching Sandman on Netflix.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Speaking of asshole... when I was younger (I won't say specific age, though I was a virgin) a girl I had the hots for, jokingly called me an asshole. Being googly over her, i had no filter, so i said "You are what you eat." Her eyes got big and she became flustered and whispered "You eat ass?" Being a virgin and not knowing she was making a move (she wasn't a virgin) I stammered and said No No I misheard you. She said "Oh.. ok." And walked away. That was my only chance with her and I let it slip. I remember it to this day and I remember that I found her ass to be magnificent in tight jeans. (Keep in mind, I'm highlighting the feeling and not our age in the story)

I have no words.... guess it was different fo me. Never really sought after girls, and anal play was kinda a base requirement

 

[CMK89]

Oh, I love this story! Not because you struck out, (sorry about that) but because your clear recollection is so vivid.

You could totally alter how it worked out in reality and turn it into a pretty fukken hot Literotica story.

I'd have to change the age too. We were minors, under driving age

 

[MsNatalie99]

the good ol prison wallet

Never been. Can't catch me cuz the rabbit done died

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

This is s

Oh, I love this story! Not because you struck out, (sorry about that) but because your clear recollection is so vivid.

You could totally alter how it worked out in reality and turn it into a pretty fukken hot Literotica story.

This is quality enterprising right here. I second this idea

 

[MsNatalie99]

Yes, I rather set you up for that one. I'd like to be in, please. All the way.


Exalted? Sympathized with and given some attention, yes and I am in a better mood. I am watching Sandman on Netflix.

I meant no offence. Sorry.

 

[CMK89]

I have no words.... guess it was different fo me. Never really sought after girls, and anal play was kinda a base requirement

I have met multiple gay men who only perform oral. They will give assplay but never receives anal stimulation. They were bottoms too