Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Starscream_UK]

An unshaven one right? Miss that guy.

He still owes me a bag of sugar.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Glad to hear I'm not the only person who makes up buzzword bingo for pretty much every situation. I'm a bit concerned that you appear to have described how most of my working days used to end...

oh yes, meeting bingo, lit bingo, bingo is perfect for every occasion.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

He still owes me a bag of sugar.

Booger sugar? What for? Dont remember that dude I dont remember fuck.

 

[Starscream_UK]

Booger sugar? What for? Dont remember that dude I dont remember fuck.

And a grand. A bag of sugar and a grand. Bastard.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

And a grand. A bag of sugar and a grand. Bastard.

My fucking bad dude.

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I have a speech problem so voice to text is no good for me. I can't tell my spanish from english, when I try

Don't worry it doesn't get my hobbled together accent either.
I repeat how about 20 times and it got who every single damn time

 

[MsNatalie99]

Don't worry it doesn't get my hobbled together accent either.
I repeat how about 20 times and it got who every single damn time

Right! Feel like Barry trying to use Siri on Big Bang Theory

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Right! Feel like Barry trying to use Siri on Big Bang Theory

Still beats my gps which randomly yells at me in Chinese

 

[SinfuIDreams]

Driving 100k down the road and its starts yelling nearly crashed sooo many times
A friend of mine borrowed my car and drove it in to a park when it started yelling.
Possessed by a Chinese woman was her exact words

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Still beats my gps which randomly yells at me in Chinese

lol, yeah you win. Alexa likes to randomly prattle on about the news but that is at least english. She just doesn't like when I don't want to wake up, so torments me until I do. sigh. no Alexa, no one screams news at you at 5 in the morning, no one.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Since I wasn't here for the incongruity, can I get a ballpark elaboration?

Nah. It was worth mentioning so @Broken_paladin could understand any reticence he may have felt in regards to his posts, but I don’t think rehashing it will serve anyone

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Tell him about the dick measuring contest Nebs

I already did when I mentioned the height requirement to get on this ride.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I have no idea what drama y'all referring to but that has never stopped me from cooking up a story. I'd happily do so again later when I have some time

Maybe I misread the room? But I think you should tell us a story anyway!!!! You are wildly entertaining. If we went on tour I’d be your opening act. And I’ve always considered myself a headliner.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh Lordy this thread had turned into a fun sponge lately!!

Is that what teenage boys call socks?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Dude dont know either but I am with you and gonna cook meth so fuck it.

Mo are you Ron?

 

[SinfuIDreams]

lol, yeah you win. Alexa likes to randomly prattle on about the news but that is at least english. She just doesn't like when I don't want to wake up, so torments me until I do. sigh. no Alexa, no one screams news at you at 5 in the morning, no one.

Hey at least its something constructive to listen to. My stepson likes to do shit to piss me off. (I do the same eg like nail his work boots to the deck.)
He changed every single piece of tech in my house to play the theme from rainbow (kids show on TV in the 80s) on start up as well as my alarm for my phone and clock
simply because I told him it was the creepiest kids show I've ever seen

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I don’t know what is worse. Mental or physical illness. With mental least you don’t know you’re going. Physical you know it. Just nothing you can do about it.

This was both my grandmas. Moms mom always had her wits, but lost her mobility. Lived to 103. My dads mom was physically healthy but lost her mental facilities very quickly after my grandpa passed. But lived to be 101. Tough call. But we don’t get to call it. It’s a crapshoot

 

[water_moutina]

Maybe I misread the room? But I think you should tell us a story anyway!!!! You are wildly entertaining. If we went on tour I’d be your opening act. And I’ve always considered myself a headliner.

As in, you gonna make everyone stand in line and give them head?

 

[Mika1215]

I really feel that this is the right audience for this article.

Positions that frogs have sex in. Really. No actual frogs.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hey at least its something constructive to listen to. My stepson likes to do shit to piss me off. (I do the same eg like nail his work boots to the deck.)
He changed every single piece of tech in my house to play the theme from rainbow (kids show on TV in the 80s) on start up as well as my alarm for my phone and clock
simply because I told him it was the creepiest kids show I've ever seen

lol, so what did you do to get him back?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

As in, you gonna make everyone stand in line and give them head?

No no no woman. I’m going to stand on my head and let them do lines off my naked body. Maybe you’re not ready for center stage after all

 

[SinfuIDreams]

lol, so what did you do to get him back?

Sewed the legs on all his pants closed

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

No no no woman. I’m going to stand on my head and let them do lines off my naked body. Maybe you’re not ready for center stage after all

Well damn, I haven't done a line of a naked chick since the 90s. this is going to be a good show, I can already tell,

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sewed the legs on all his pants closed

haha, that is just mean. I love it

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well damn, I haven't done a line of a naked chick since the 90s. this is going to be a good show, I can already tell,

Tickets are selling fast