Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[SirConradPeckereye]

oh that was last week. that and assaulting dudes with baked bean liquid. This week she is driving a golf cart down I95 with a bottle of JD and making obscene gestures to truckers.

That women knows how to party

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

LOL... I saw that one also

I had to check to make sure that I didn't steal a golf cart and forget, but luckily she was 58. #notme.

 

[Joxlrg]

I had to check to make sure that I didn't steal a golf cart and forget, but luckily she was 58. #notme.

I thought of asking you if you were in a lil trouble lately..

 

[cheekygirl75]

Again I apologize, didnt realize there was "rules". None of the crap I was throwing out there was a direct representation of who I am personally. I am sorry for offending anyone who took it as such. Far be it from me to want to upset the herd.

So who are you personally then? <— my wanna be therapist face

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Lol thanks I appreciate that, my brain gets one tracked a lot of the time and the wonderful people here put up with my shenanigans and I appreciate them so much

I think all our brains get one tracked sometimes. I know my does. The track is much different though. I was kind of proud I resisted the jerk/carpal tunnel syndrome correlation though.

 

[amanuk]

It’s not really that hard. Just don’t be a dick.

I couldn't agree more.

 

[Strixaluco]

Again I apologize, didnt realize there was "rules". None of the crap I was throwing out there was a direct representation of who I am personally. I am sorry for offending anyone who took it as such. Far be it from me to want to upset the herd.

Try again with more of your own personality, then - might have a better chance

 

[MsNatalie99]

Why does it smell like piss in here?

Change your pants and check again

 

[Strixaluco]

Pfew! Cleaner now. Still some things to do, but those are quiet enough to not disturb neighbours.

 

[Devil_PS]

...I admit, totally 50/50 on regretting to install Honey Select 2 on my laptop.

After work? HS2. After helping my folks round the house? HS2? Day off? HS2.

It's like a cycle of insanity.

 

[amanuk]

See this is what confuses me. First you say dont be a dick. Then its ok to be a dick if youre riding a bicycle. Or you can be a unicorn as long as its for couples. But if its for women commiting felonies in florida be a giant dick to amuse them while they are getting their PTA mom life on. So basically this chaos cafe is basically a spot for therapist faced emojis to drum up buisiness? All the while mister high and tight pants Amanuk stands around with judgy eyes trying to cast shame on others?

So reverting to dick again. I've no idea why you've now decided to attack me.

 

[Joxlrg]

Seriously just asking for a friend

This guy just signed up yesterday at 7.32 pm and has had nothing but dick posts since..
He is on my ignore list
Bye bye

 

[ihflrm]

Hi all my chaos friends! I haven't posted much this week (damn work) but hope everyone had a great week!

 

[Daisy_Love]

It’s not really that hard. Just don’t be a dick.

Apparently for some people, it’s really hard!!!
And definitely not in a good way

Ok I’ll say it again, emphasising the happy!!

Happyyyyyyyy Friiiiidayyyyyyyy

 

[Strixaluco]

I am not attacking you my friend. Just trying to read the room. I like guys like you. I find you predictable and easy to manage. This place needs a sun roof to lighten things up. I think the chaos is making us all a little uptight.

If you think this is an uptight thread, then you are NOT reading the room well. And even discussing "managing" us is huge red flag.

 

[amanuk]

I am not attacking you my friend. Just trying to read the room. I like guys like you. I find you predictable and easy to manage. This place needs a sun roof to lighten things up. I think the chaos is making us all a little uptight.

Ah, so now insult.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Happy Friday Daisy

Happy Friday BP

 

[amanuk]

And even discussing "managing" us is huge red flag.

He's only managing me, apparently.

 

[ihflrm]

Well the good news it is Friday (for most of us). Time to hang out with family and friends and enjoy food, wine and music.

 

[MsNatalie99]

See this is what confuses me. First you say dont be a dick. Then its ok to be a dick if youre riding a bicycle. Or you can be a unicorn as long as its for couples. But if its for women commiting felonies in florida be a giant dick to amuse them while they are getting their PTA mom life on. So basically this chaos cafe is basically a spot for therapist faced emojis to drum up buisiness? All the while mister high and tight pants Amanuk stands around with judgy eyes trying to cast shame on others?

Nah man. Just a chill hangout. We don't wanna be rude, but we don't know you and you come in talking about whirlwinds of piss and shit. You throw out mocking comments, and in turn say we're being judgy. Maybe take a minute, say hello, and figure out who you're talking to, before you turn it to 11. I've made that mistake too, shown too much Nat to someone who didn't know me. But you can't expect hugs while you're throwing punches

 

[Strixaluco]

No its not an insult at all. Or at least I didnt mean it as one.

Then you might need to develop you social skills.

 

[amanuk]

No its not an insult at all. Or at least I didnt mean it as one.

Do you think I'm a fool?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Oh Lordy this thread had turned into a fun sponge lately!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

See this is what confuses me. First you say dont be a dick. Then its ok to be a dick if youre riding a bicycle. Or you can be a unicorn as long as its for couples. But if its for women commiting felonies in florida be a giant dick to amuse them while they are getting their PTA mom life on. So basically this chaos cafe is basically a spot for therapist faced emojis to drum up buisiness? All the while mister high and tight pants Amanuk stands around with judgy eyes trying to cast shame on others?

hum, well my take, rules are made to be broken, it is all about how far over the line you go, too far and it gets rather creepy. I'm standing still on if you want to be a giant dick, dress like one, and ride a bike, if only for my own amusement. Now felonies are no laughing matter, misdemeanor disorderly intoxication though, if you can't laugh about that, you probably have had the stick up your ass for way longer than that play session and should probably take it out.

 

[fletchx]

You are so cute

I think that's why I fit in here.